Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga - Chapter 151
“Oh, I see! If the teacher is right, I won’t bother you!”
I raised my voice as if I had gained more momentum at the answer of the guild leader, who was paying a heavy price for grasping the seriousness of the situation a little late.
“That’s right! It’s not like I’ve accepted a secret request, so shouldn’t I report the request at the reception desk!”
“Mu, of course. That’s right.”
Although I was the one who destroyed the reception desk in half, of course I decided to go ahead.
“Then, I’ll ask you a little bit more. Guild leader. What did those swindlers who arrived at the guild yesterday report?”
“That… that, the circumstances of an unknown group’s attack on the village were captured, and in the course of further investigation, the party members fled…
” Did you believe what I said?”
“Sah, people can panic when their anxiety and fear reach their limits.”
“Oh, panic.”
I pretended to be a shoulder to the guild leader in a friendly way. Then, using both an extremely surprised expression and an exaggerated tone, he politely pointed to Gin with his free hand and asked back.
“Dwarves… Panic…?”
Then, slowly moving his hand toward Catherine, he asked again.
“The warrior of Lovell, who freely uses the Warhammer, which is no different from a battering ram that even a warrior who has awakened an aura is difficult to lift… Panic…?”
As this is a multi-ethnic world, prejudice between each race is diverse, discriminatory remarks are diverse, and insulting remarks are also diverse.
One of the things that crosses the dangerous level is the act of ignoring the spirit of the Dwarves and Lovell warriors. The crown can be split in a variety of ways.
If you make one mistake while all the attention is already focused on you, it is natural that you will be fucked in real time. It seems like he’s not distracted, but even so, shouldn’t he have had to make an estimate of what to say and what not to say as soon as he took a quick look at the people behind me?
Of course, Ekaterina may not be the champion of Lovell, but if the other party has tried to instigate and fabricate fair and square, it is polite to win a fair match on this side as well.
After hearing my words, I confirmed that people’s eyes were successfully focused on Yekatrina, who crossed her arms as if she was tickling and suppressed her laughter.
“Fuck, you’re talking nonsense. Even if you get caught, it’s not a panic, it’s going berserk. Ah, I didn’t say this to the guild leader, but to the swindlers who should rot in that prison. Isn’t that obvious?
” I, I think there must have been a big mistake and misunderstanding because we didn’t understand properly.”
“Of course. Of course there were huge mistakes and misunderstandings.”
touch comes The feeling that this bastard’s back is lame.
On the way back, while changing locations alternately, Gaendal told me a little story, so these swindlers definitely guessed the identity of the mercenary group, the Hawk’s Claws, and jumped out. But when you came to the guild, you reported it as an unidentified group? Exaggerating things that don’t exist, even if you put on weight, it won’t be enough?
“I-I sincerely apologize for the lack of response this time…
”
uh? I fled from the guild leader who briefly parented me with a smile on my face, opened my arms, drew people’s attention again, and spoke in a pleasant tone.
“Becoming a self-sufficient adventurer who is recognized for his skills and is in full swing in the capital city guild is only a matter of time in the end, and it is only a matter of time for a thief to make a grave and serious mistake that almost damages the reputation of skilled players. It was a situation where we had to face the worst disadvantages, but wouldn’t it be natural! That would have happened only because of the guild’s lax handling!”
“No, of course… Compensation separate from the request… Compensation should be given.”
“As expected, the guild leader, unlike that receptionist, was able to communicate!
I really want you to dig around to finish the situation with an appropriate apple somewhere.
As he pretended to smile and patted the guild leader’s back with emotion, his face, which had been dead-skinned, began to turn into tears. But in the meantime, I secretly asked another question, as if my story seemed to have been sorted out.
“Yeah, by the way, the mercenaries you just mentioned, but they’ll definitely be punished…” What
the guild leader hinted at while asking the question was a subtle sense of anticipation. It is oddly inconsistent with the attitude shown earlier to be hopeful that the culprit of the problem has disappeared.
“Of course. Those victims are witnesses, and since it was impossible to get rid of the bodies anyway, some were left unattended, so you can go back and check them.”
“Are you saying that all of them are missing?”
look at this They care about the fact that the unidentified guys are mercenaries, so they only care about whether they annihilated them when they have to ask what kind of mercenaries they were? Judging from the fact that they even harbor strange expectations, it must have been something related.
“No. I left one alive. You need a witness?”
“That, right? Of course, witnesses are necessary. The guild will consult with the city and deal with it well! So, where is he…?”
“Hahaha. It’s fortunate that he has a strong sense of duty. But don’t worry. We’ve already sent him to the kingdom’s capital on a flying dragon.”
I told the guild leader clearly with a smile that could not be matched with cheerfulness.
“There is a situation in which they cooperated with the person who plotted treason. I also personally had to fly from the capital in a hurry because of that. I sent it as it is on the flying dragon I rode, so it should have arrived by now.”
At the same time, he confirmed that the life of the guild leader was draining from his eyes and face. Rebellion is also rebellion, but the embarrassment that would appear when the bully in front of me suddenly became ‘a person who can personally ride a flying dragon’ filled the place.
Looking at the reactions around him, he is obviously an adventurer, but personally, he must not be convinced that he rode a flying dragon. Isn’t his delusion already inflating the imaginary existence of the person behind me?
Unfortunately, there is only Eldmia Ega behind the Eldmia Ega. Unlike matryoshka dolls, it boasts a presence that does not diminish even if it is peeled.
“Hey, hey, are you a reverse mother?”
“Yes. Treason. Treason.”
The royal family may have wanted to take care of everything before publicizing it properly and quietly reveal their competence, but it’s none of my business. It’s already a non-me relationship with me from the moment I tried to take advantage of it without saying anything.
Then I should use it according to my convenience.
I spoke without lowering my voice, and sure enough, the buzz spread like an epidemic among the adventurers around me who were listening casually.
“He actively expressed his willingness to cooperate and surrendered, so I specially saved him. Vice-captain of the Hawk’s Claws… What was it? He sounded like he was good at playing cards. Gwent? It didn’t seem like he was talking nonsense to save his life. It’s sure to catch the high treason involved.”
I gently tapped the guild leader on the shoulder, but on the contrary, he was startled and looked at me with his still-earthquake pupils.
“The request made by the guild leader and someone from the gateway city, Raviel, was accidentally intertwined, but in a way, it is no different from providing a good opportunity to strangle the traitors, right? I think it’s a story!”
Adventurers, no matter how few they belong and how often they have no nationality, rarely dislike the story of a villain being punished. No matter what you do, it is a story of good and evil.
Naturally, after hearing my story, the adventurers were delighted that the bad guys were being punished, so they started shouting that it was good.
“What is it! The guild leader did something good for the first time in a while?”
“Is this like stepping on a frog while stepping backwards on a cow or something like that?
“Fuck demons are in a frenzy, what kind of treason is treason! It’s great!”
Looking at the extremely normal reactions, I feel happy, but the guild leader is not laughing at all. It’s just that I don’t catch the eyes of many people because it’s hidden by my size, but if someone directly checks my face, I can immediately figure out that I’ve committed a crime.
From the looks of it, it seems like you committed a crime, but I don’t know what crime you committed, but that also has nothing to do with me now.
I leaned over and whispered into his ear.
“So, either quickly resolve our affairs in a positive way and go upstairs and cut off our tails, or I will drag you to the capital on the returning flying dragon. Choose yourself.”
I just suggested the best option to do right away if I committed a crime, but the guild leader suddenly woke up and took care of the work as if I were a secret attendant of the kingdom.
In an instant, we were able to get out of the guild confidently in the admiring glances of other adventurers, who received proper compensation along with the full guidance of the victims in a situation that was organized in an instant.
After coming out and facing each other, Gaendal nodded politely and opened his mouth.
“It’s all sorted out, so let’s have a meal together. The food at the inn we were staying at is pretty good.”
There are still a lot of eyes, so I moved naturally and quietly, like people who expected all this and were going to do this.
Even though there was not even a single word of coordination, we walked and walked calmly as if we had made an appointment, entered the inn/restaurant Gaendal mentioned, sat around a table, ordered food casually, and checked each other’s faces again.
And the bread burst at the same time.
“The guild leader is unconditional! That bastard is unconditionally connected!”
“Eldmia! Hurry up and take that script out of your sleeve! How can this be an impromptu speech!”
“Chuckling. I saw something funny for the first time in a while. You wouldn’t starve to death if you didn’t become an adventurer.”
While everyone was talking with a big laugh, Ekaterina vigorously banged my back! bang! It seems to have been finished very satisfactorily, except for the fact that I heard a strong tingle from tapping.
“I spoke well, but what’s with that thug-like tone? I got scolded for being shy!”
Except for Asilie, whose face was belatedly blushing, perhaps because she was genuinely ashamed.