Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga - Chapter 305

In my mind, I wanted to drill a hole in the legs of the laughing and chattering guys, but I had no choice but to give up because doing so would interfere with the request.

But even so, it was clear that if I put my hand in the right way, the deep anger rising from the inside would get confused and cause a vase, so I compromised by beating it until dust came out on a blizzard day.

In the meantime, Asillie, who calmly took her seat in the back, took the time to ask for food from the cook who jumped out in surprise at the commotion, and now continued to eat while watching when it was over. I couldn’t join the meal, so I had to sort out the situation by choosing and eating healthy food among the adventurers, and it wasn’t very pleasant because I felt like a tiger.

“Your posture is shaking. Drive the head straight.”

So, in order to be even a little more pleasant, I turned all of the bitches belonging to the folded gold coins into folded people.

Amidst the wreckage of broken and smashed tables and chairs, the angle was raised to the point where the head was almost hit with the top of the head, so everyone was making a sound of pain, but considering my wounded tender heart, none of that mattered. I sat in front of Badna, who had her head on the floor, and asked about the story I had just heard.

“Were you really having a fight?”

“Yes, yes! It’s because we and the other guys have dragged even the first level adventurers! To take the initiative and work a little more comfortably…” “Hey, you

unlearned bastards.”

I kicked the sacrum of the guy who didn’t know how high he was in the sky at the excuse that wasn’t even worth hearing until the end. Thanks to this, Badna fell down as it was, but quickly returned to her original position and put her head on her head as if nothing had happened.

“What if the village is damaged after being attacked and commissioned? What do you guys do with a priest who can bring the dead back to life?”

“That, keep the line so that

it doesn’t happen…”

People say it’s the same as the customs, but it’s the same in the past life, and if the fuckin’ customs get in the way, nothing will go right. I tapped him on the nape of the neck with the empty bowl I had eaten and continued.

“Then, is it customary for you guys to beat me like this and drive me in the head?

“Gee, because I didn’t think I was the real person…”

“Did I play a trick on you guys or spread sophistry? The fucking guillotine told you openly that it was me, but what? Don’t you think it was you? I heard you’re dying, did you get your grade by playing cards?”

In fact, it had nothing to do with not believing it. If it ended there, I just let it go. However, it was an act that crossed the line to laugh openly while knowing that I was an enemy adventurer who had been commissioned by the capital.

If you only believe in the number of heads and fool around, you will have to deal with the result of getting hit in the head as much as the number of heads.

“Ha, I was only going to work quietly…”

The mercenaries, who didn’t even get involved in the adventurer’s mess at the end, end up eating everything as if it were exciting, and eating snacks together. Maybe after today, most of them won’t be able to say a single word properly even if they treat them like idiots.

After stirring for a while, the anger subsided a bit, so I decided to move on to the main topic.

“Yes, aside from that. If you were to manage your business, wouldn’t there be a plan?

“It’s not a very large-scale attack, and it’s not a level that can’t be stopped, so I

just left it alone…”

The monsters that appear in the area around the capital are, at most, kobolds or goblins. Even the common slime is invisible because civilians have completely uprooted it because it is difficult to deal with. Of course, it’s not a matter of spending a penny or two, but the kingdom is absolutely sincere in that respect.

The gateway city serves as a boundary that indirectly announces the safe zone managed by the capital. It is said that there is a reason why there are more bandits than monsters around here.

Unless there was a dungeon, orcs suddenly appeared in an area where only one or two monsters stronger than that had rolled in by chance.

I’m not sure since I’m not memorizing the specific distribution of the monsters, but the nearest orc habitat should be a long way from here, so it appeared here.

“Did you make a decision knowing what it meant that orcs appeared near the gateway city?”

Monsters are moving out of their territory this winter season. I don’t know if it happened to be in the direction of the capital, but it’s an unusual situation anyway. It could be a story that a powerful monster that destroys the existing ecosystem has occurred somewhere, or it could be the aftermath of a strike force of demons roaming the kingdom’s territory as the first possibility.

Most of all, it means that if we are unlucky and the monsters are lucky enough to settle down safely and welcome spring, a great party will happen for the villagers, but how can he calmly shout for neglect?

“Well, we were hired to protect the village…” ”

Yes. Protection. So, when the monsters crawl out, shouldn’t we figure out where they come from and what’s the problem and root them out?”

This is the basic principle of monster subjugation. Tracing back the lair of the monster that inflicts damage and destroying it. It doesn’t make sense to put a grade on it without knowing that, so it’s a story that this bastard shuddered this shit even though he knew it, and he just tried to deal with the monsters approaching him in moderation and tried to remain ignorant of the rest.

It’s obvious if you don’t look at this. It is clear that he had the idea of saving monsters for future work. There is no reason to act like this unless the idea is to leave the cockroaches behind because the work to get rid of them decreases when the seeds of the cockroaches dry.

It’s an idea that a very unlearned bastard would do.

“I don’t need anything. Orc came out, did you report it to Raviel?”

couldn’t have done it The answer from the guild is obviously to subjugate the orc village. Badna hesitated but couldn’t answer, and that was the answer, so I kicked him in the sacrum once more.

It was too meager to be the price a bastard had to pay for ruining my winter vacation plans, but I couldn’t help it. Now I have to use these pups too.

“If you guys fought among yourselves over this, you still wouldn’t be in charge. Do you have any other objection to my reasoning that I was fighting to be more comfortable here? Tell me if you have one. Listen if it’s appropriate, or fuck a starving orc with a hole in his head.” I’ll use it to lure the babies.”

I even pulled out a needle with the feeling that it would take only one person, but no one raised their head or hand. My life is like a precious thing. I said, knocking Badna who was about to hit her head again.

“Even if all of you try, you can’t beat me, so all of those trivial fights are useless. Follow my words and earn money and get a chance to keep your jokes on the town a secret, or pretend you’re listening here. The only thing left is to run away early tomorrow morning and live as a fugitive for the rest of your life. The bastard who earns money wakes up, and the bastard who is Tulle keeps his head on.”

The adventurers belonging to the folded gold coin, who had their heads driven, quickly got up without saying who said first. I didn’t really like that cockroach, but I liked the fact that the five guys who had been running hard before came in and stood next to it. I’m glad you understand me well.

“Tomorrow’s task is to subdue the Orcs. The village’s security will be covered by mercenaries, residents, and injured people who are in better condition, so don’t think about remaining.”

“I-I’m in the golden class.”

I didn’t know that there would be a guy who would use the fact that he was a scumbag as a justification, even if it was said that courage was imaginary. What’s even more surprising is that even the other guys, presumed to be high-ranking adventurers, looked at the guy who said it as if he agreed.

Of course, my answer was fixed.

“It’s your choice to follow the rank request, so why should I care about that?”

The faces of the emperors became contemplative at the logic of the impregnable wall, which was impossible to refute. It’s the quest you chose. Endure it with evil.

“And the mercenaries? I’m sorry for causing a commotion during the meal, but I’d like to make a request to Captain Carl Gools.”

There was no reason to pay attention to these miscellaneous things anymore, so when I turned around and looked at the mercenaries, their eyes were stained with curiosity.

“What request?”

“I need a friend to go to Raviel through the blizzard. I have to report that an orc has appeared. I can’t trust these bastards.”

At my answer, the mercenaries’ eyes focused on one person. The one who received that gaze was a middle-aged man with a stylish mustache reminiscent of an English gentleman who had been eating very calmly from earlier. I saw that he was eating a lot of meat piled up, but he emptied the plate neatly before he knew it, and he looked at me and said.

“Would you like to come over and talk?”

“I’d rather ask.”

There is no reason to be enormous to a polite person. However, the mercenaries who saw my reaction started to see me as a madman with a double personality. Unlike the ragtag adventurers, we passed them who were quite disciplined and sat down in front of the mustache man. He stroked his mustache and opened his mouth slowly.

The question that came out of his mouth was beyond my expectations.

“Have you heard of Valakia?”

Is there really something magical about winter? There is no end to unexpected encounters? Are Englem and Raviel that close?

“The brat from the Blue Owl Mercenaries?”

Even in a somewhat bewildered mood, once I answered, the man smiled lightly and nodded his head.

“My name is Carl Gouls, commander of the 4th platoon of the Blue Owl Mercenaries. It’s an honor to see the famous Levien guillotine in person.”