Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga - Chapter 33

The words coming out of the mouth of a criminal who was aiming for a kid’s butt shouldn’t be like that.

The world is so crazy.

“What. What are you bastard? What do you mean by what the fuck are you saying? Didn’t you think that if you threw someone out, you’d be cursed at?”

But to my surprise, he was genuinely angry with me. It was as if I had only thrown him away as a real vent of my anger, that I hadn’t seen what he was about to do, and that’s why I was doubly angry that I hadn’t touched the ass I could have touched, and he was angry to the point of foaming at me.

“Where’s the idiot who thinks that an asshole who secretly touches a girl’s butt will stick it up and get scolded? Have you ground your brain?”

“Mu-mu-mu-mu, what the fuck are you talking about!”

The noise around him gradually diminishes due to his cry. Sheryl, whose shoulder is being held by me, tilts her head and looks at him and me, then understands the situation by upgrading the mysterious pickled radish to the angry pickled radish.

“Do you have the fucking proof?! Do you have the proof!!”

“Since I’m in the guild now, they’ve been treated like kicking me out. If it was in a different place, you’d have gone away along with your palms. If you twist it, bring the Crystal Orb of Truth from the library.”

No matter how much I look back on my memory as I speak, it is a face I haven’t seen in about a year. Since the adventurer guild in the capital has a structure similar to that of a low-level hunting ground, it is common for skilled people to go elsewhere and for newcomers to enter.

There’s no way he’s a newcomer like that, so he’s an adventurer, not a newcomer from somewhere else… There are very few normal people who come to the capital with skills close to that of a rogue.

“What? Dangtel? What’s going on?”

“That dog is a group of me!”

But I don’t know why it’s so common to see guys like that hanging out in groups. Among the adventurers watching the screamer as if having fun, four similar furry people appeared roaming around and stood beside him and started glaring at me.

“You bastard! Did you think it would end well after insulting me like this?!”

Nine times out of ten, a bastard who flinches as if he’s about to draw a knife after making a mistake like that is an idiot. The other one is not a human baby.

Thanks to that, my head was gradually tilted to the side.

“What can I do if it doesn’t end well, you bastard child sex offender.”

“Ah, ah, castle, what?! What the fuck!?”

Cheryl pinched my side for a moment and almost screamed, but I gritted my teeth and held on. Why do my acquaintances fret over not being able to harpoon someone else’s side?

“Hey kid. I don’t know what it is, but there must have been a misunderstanding. Shall we do it in moderation and apologize?”

“I think you want to get in shape in front of your sweet girlfriend, but the world isn’t as clean and easy as the capital, right?”

The moment the pickled radish, enraged at the behavior of those guys who not only adhered to the attitude of the enemy, but also tried to blackmail me secretly, I noticed the situation and hurriedly covered Cheryl’s mouth.

“I… oops! oops!”

“Hey! No! You can’t!”

The irritation that soared in an unfamiliar situation is quickly replaced by embarrassment. No matter how much people say they don’t know the face of a nobleman, the moment he shouts his name, chaos is guaranteed, so we had to stop that. However, Cheryl, already irritated and angry, struggled recklessly to escape.

“Oops! Stop biting me!”

at that time. A sudden helping hand appeared.

“A fight? Who…was a mad dog?!”

“Eh, go to Eldmia!”

“They appeared to be arguing with the mad dog Eldmia!”

Salvation was salvation, albeit in an undesirable form. Starting from their shouts, the adventurers who were a little closer to us stepped back. Even so, as if he had no intention of missing this spectacle, he went round and round and went into spectator mode.

In response to the reaction of the adventurers around me, who suddenly started to get heated and gradually distanced themselves, the sex offender Dantell and his colleagues, as well as Cheryl, who had been locked up by me, began to look up at me with strange eyes.

no, it really didn’t matter. There are so many people who are quarreling with each other, so how can I just get past them?

It’s absolutely not my fault that the incident exploded at the level of one conviction injection every time I completed a request.

Still, it was a big help right now, so I tried to keep my composure and notified.

“Because the capital city is not as clean and easy as you think?

“…Your bastard face. I remembered it. Be careful.”

Dangtel, who slowly backed away and threatened me, was funny, so I laughed without even realizing it.

“Yes, remember it well. The moment you forget it, it will die.”

It’s just an attempt, so let’s look at it. I had no choice but to say a word as I looked around after they left the guild and went into a lull.

“A mad dog?”

The countless gazes that had gathered were dispersed in an instant, as if they had promised. those are real

“child?”

Hearing Cheryl’s cold voice, I hurriedly ran away and ran to the bulletin board to open the thief extermination request form.

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“What were you doing?”

“I kept my faith.”

Even though I only told the truth, Cheryl just looks at me with a suspicious expression.

After a short fuss, I accepted the request to subdue thieves, which was the original purpose, and while moving to the rendezvous point, Cheryl consistently asked me to find out what kind of eccentricity I had committed. Even so, there was nothing to lose because I was repeating only legitimate actions for honor and conviction, let alone eccentricity.

“Come to think of it, Ogwen also said he had that kind of personality.”

“Huh? How do you know that?”

“Ragnis told me.”

ah. Actually, the two of them were originally friends. Even though there was a class difference due to family tragedy, it seems that friendship has not changed.

“Come to think of it, you said you knew each other. Come to think of it, you haven’t been to see me very much since I became your exclusive, right?”

“Because Ragnis is also busy. I don’t see you often either, right?”

“It is.”

just very busy Ragnis has been very busy over the past year, to the extent that I can only say that. In the past, I still went to see his face often, but now it’s hard to see him once a week.

“Because Ragnis is running out of time. With Radnell Vandes-sama as the head, many people came together to educate and make plans… It’s a natural result.”

Unlike me, who spent most of my time at the mansion or investing in guild requests, Cheryl still seemed to have some stories to hear as she went to and from the academy. But she stopped at just listening to the story.

“Anyway, it’s none of our concerns. The Marquis of Levien will do his job well.”

Although there is a difference in age and class, it is because we acknowledge and believe that we are equal as friends. Cheryl doesn’t sympathize with Ragnis and doesn’t even try to help first. If I had been in that situation, I would have taken it as an insult. Of course, from Ragnis’ point of view, you can ask for help first without asking. However, as long as she can’t grasp the detailed intentions, Cheryl only prepares with the best reverence she can.

To call for help and at the same time leap out and decapitate those in the way.

“Yeah. Well done. You didn’t even ask for help, but there’s no reason or time to worry about it. Wouldn’t it be best to be prepared to help you when you really need help later?”

“I’m sorry, but I’ll see you this time.”

“Who is to say.”

There is definitely a difference between the fact that the ideas are surprisingly similar. When we talk, we get offended by each other, but when we talk, we communicate amazingly.

Thanks to this, we were able to arrive without being bored while talking even though it was quite a distance to the west gate, the meeting point. I think it was a possible result because Cheryl had a side of putting down about half of her high-handed attitude when she was active as an adventurer.

“Is this not just a group of bandits, but a group of bandits? They gather a lot?”

Contrary to what was expected to be about 20 people at the assembly point, more than 50 people were scattered and waiting for departure. Considering that there are three wagons that look like military transport trucks, it seems that they gathered up to 60 people.

No matter how far away they may be, it’s hard to believe that bandits located in an area where names are scattered around the capital are coiling up on such a large scale that they have to gather people like this.

“There was a story that if it failed this time, the knights would be put in.”

Again? Before she could speak, Cheryl anticipated my question and continued.

“I heard that they tried it in the form of a simple request to adventurers during the first round. This is the second round.”

“It’s starting to make sense.”

Quests related to thieves are usually rated at about the level of green and blue.

This is because most thieves end up at a level where they are forced to plunder others because they are struggling to make ends meet. If you have good skills, you can make a living wherever you are and whatever you do. It’s a simple story. However, it was clear that the thieves this time were variables slightly out of the simple story.

there is something strong

“But since they’re thieves, the captain must be competent, right?”

“If the subordinate is more competent than the captain, I’m willing to give my name a standing ovation.”

“It’s the part where you admit it. Then I’ll hit you from the side as well.”

It’s not mere thieves ruling by force, but if they move with loyalty, the two of us deserve applause. Still, I had a hunch that it would not have come this far if only one or two people were outstanding, so I showed my teeth and smiled, and Cheryl smiled similarly.

That’s probably why Cheryl was interested in this request. Contrary to her pretty appearance, she had blood from a knight’s family, and she took it for granted that she would gain enlightenment in actual battles with strong opponents.