Debut or Die - Chapter 278
Episode 278 Testa
‘s roommate assignment.
‘Is this the 4th time?’
When it comes to this point, fans recognize it as content with a history and tradition in their own way.
‘Until now, I’ve been mainly playing board games.’
So this time, I changed the field a bit because I thought it would be a bit boring if I proceeded with room assignment with a similar game.
“Hello~ Testa teachers.”
“hello!”
It’s just an expert call.
Now we are sitting around seven people in the offices of a research institute run by communications experts.
why that… It is a contrived daily drama table composition with only the front left blank. Because there are cameras and production crew in the front.
But maybe it’s because we’ve done this kind of composition a lot, so it’s all natural.
I saw them looking expectantly at the expert.
The expert had a gentle smile.
“I understand that you asked for a roommate assignment today. Is what I said correct?”
“yes!”
Bae Se-jin’s face is full of energy as he replies loudly.
It seems to be the most energetic voice in the last month, but it seems to be swollen with hope for solitary confinement.
‘They say living in the living room is worth it.’
No matter how hard it is, being in the living room because it is difficult to enter the room is different from being there because you like the living room.
It seemed that Se-jin Se-jin glanced at Se-jin Bae with his eyes wide open, but as if he were filming, his sign disappeared in an instant.
The warden, who stepped out from behind the expert, looked around at the smiling faces and spoke again.
“Our communication research institute is an algorithm analysis based on the personalities and tendencies of group members… .”
Skipping this PPL introductory part, this is the conclusion.
“Through behavioral analysis and interviews, we will find and match you with the most suitable roommate.”
“Wow!”
Aka ‘Roommates are science.’
‘The words are plausible.’
To be honest, it sounds like the packaging of a venture company that followed the existing business, but it was cool to hear anyway.
‘I think the fans will enjoy it.’
It would be better to highlight the character if the analysis presented here is placed together with the existing testa’s life and habit cuts.
It is the same principle as MBTI.
A sense of kinship that comes from the same characteristics.
Image enhancement from other characteristics.
Keun Se-jin makes a fuss once more to save the atmosphere.
“Wow, am I so excited?”
“… … .”
I understand, so don’t hit me on the shoulder.
“Then let’s start with group activities!”
“Oh oh!”
Soon the warden disappeared and only the expert remained for a group interview.
‘I had a personal interview before picking the opening.’
This is the main thing… hmm. Take a look at what popped up as the first problem.
[Here is a farmer raising ducks and cows. But one winter, this farmer decided to raise only one type of livestock.]
[What kind of livestock is it?]
“You can answer freely.”
“… ?”
It’s an IQ test and it looks like a quiz floating around the Internet.
No matter how good you look at it, is it not a question of creativity for corporate interviews?
‘professionalism… Where did you go?’
The personal interview was still professional, but… It seemed to me that this was for a picture for broadcasting.
‘It doesn’t matter.”
Because the content is important here.
I measured the timing to participate while watching the other guys talk.
“I think it might be a duck? Aren’t ducks easier to care for? Since it’s winter, you can bring it indoors if necessary~”
“That’s right. But wouldn’t it be difficult to grow as the number of heads increases?”
“I know! More food made by cows! It’s a cow. Go Cow!”
Everyone is active.
I raised my hand and looked at the expert.
“Is there an answer to this question?”
“no. All you have to do is freely use your imagination and thinking skills~” “
Oh~”
As if the expert’s words were a catalyst, the members chatted one more word at a time.
“Oh, because it’s winter… . ah! Maybe you’re trying to make something like a down duvet… ?”
“yes! Ah~ You are smart, Ahyeon-nim~”
“Ahyeon has a good idea?”
… No, if you look closely, half the guy who is really excited is half the guy who wants to save the content.
They seem to have found a loophole in this format.
composition is futile.
Is it attractive as a content that we do not give model answers, but just randomly brainstorm among ourselves?
“I am a chicken.”
“ok??”
“There is no saying to choose between ducks and cows, so I chose the most economically viable livestock.”
“omg.”
“Hey, look at Mundae’s hair.”
I answered appropriately, but I didn’t think the flow was very interesting.
The expert closed the question like this.
“I listened to what you said. Thank you for your kind comments and answers.”
“Hi-Hi.”
“Oh, thank you~”
There is no organization.
In this part anyway, if we were going to ask only fragmentary questions instead of professionalism, it would have been easier to see if the types were divided according to the approach.
Well, these days, I don’t have a lot of type tests. They compared it to everything from drama characters to trees.
[You are the ‘strong pine tree’ type!]
Something like this.
‘It’s not like there’s a time limit at all.’
I’m bored because there’s no stimulation that I can easily feel.
I glanced at the crew. I can see some of the people I worked with when I was making hotteok in a foreign country.
‘I wonder if he fell into mannerism.’
This is like a recruiting miss, guys.
“I will ask you the next question.”
Fortunately, a review came out in the middle briefing after several similar questions and answers were repeated.
“Now, I took a little look at the attitude of the teachers’ responses.”
The expert picked up a piece of paper and began to speak eloquently.
“First of all, our Seon Ah-hyun teacher! Because you are careful and thoughtful when making decisions, your response time tends to take a little longer than other group members.”
“yes… .”
“I think it’s because you’re looking for your own subjectivity while caring a lot about the people around you. Wouldn’t you be a wise leader in the future?”
“Swing… ! thank you… .”
“Ohh~”
Seon Ah-hyun’s face reddened and she lowered her head. The guys around me slapped their palms.
“And Mr. Bae Se-jin.”
“… ! yes!!”
Bae Se-jin, who smiled at Seon Ah-hyun, is startled.
“The teacher’s intention is clear and I can see the teacher’s will to do his best even in unfamiliar or uncomfortable environments.”
“that… .”
This time Bae Se-jin’s face turned red.
“Especially, he was very active in the issue of ‘who has the key’… .”
In this way, seven very positive behavioral reviews went round.
After the two youngest and the big Sejin next to me… .
“Our teacher Chungwoo Ryu is the type to step back and back up other people’s opinions, but maybe it’s because he is the leader.”
“hmm. Could it be?”
Ryu Cheng-wu smiled and reacted moderately. I knew that I wasn’t interested in this kind of thing.
And the last was me.
The expert made eye contact with me and said.
“Mr. Moondae Park is a very broad-minded person. Do people say, as a habit, to ‘see the big picture’?”
“ha ha ha! that’s right! That’s exactly it~”
“Moondae hyung is really that kind of person!”
A few of them enthusiastically respond as if they were hooked by some kind of talkative swindler.
One guy in particular seems to have really come to trust this expert.
‘Kim Raebin… If I want to do business, I’ll have to stop it.’
It’s my feelings. Anyway, the expert ended the talk again.
“The fact that he often comes up with surprising ideas seems like an essential idea bank for the group.”
“thank you.”
It puts the words together pretty well. And it was okay to speak in a gentle way without needlessly touching emotions.
Maybe he didn’t just look at this and say it, he guessed it based on the data he had already received.
‘Still, it’s bland.’
There is no point in talking because you only listen to the story without technical terms or analytical explanations.
‘It was half a joke earlier, but maybe it would have been more fun to break it down into a real internet type test.’
Isn’t that a clear sick taste?
I looked at the expert with a bit of an empty feeling.
“Then, to the next question… Oh, I’m going to rest for a while.”
“Yeah~”
The expert, who received the signal from the production team, appropriately cut the cut.
People relax all at once.
Neither do I.
“after.”
‘I’m sorry.’
weak.
I shrugged my shoulders while predicting the ups and downs of this content.
‘What happened.’
I must have already started filming, but now there is nothing to worry about. First of all, let’s work hard.
“It was an amazing experience. I think I will get to know more about myself!”
“I need an explanation for this! ‘Strong-hearted’? What does it mean?”
… There are really excited guys over there, so the fans will be warmly watching.
If fan service content is at that level, it has become a standard.
“wait a minute… .”
At that time, the production crew secretly got up during the break and moved, leaving only the cameraman and a small number of people.
“ok?”
“He said he was going to see the warden.”
Right. Ryu Chung-woo, who was sitting close to the production team, neatly organized the situation.
‘The production team must have felt that it was a bit bad while filming.’
And the expert standing in front of us also laughed and got up and headed down the aisle.
“Teachers, go to the bathroom for a moment.”
“yes yes!”
Population density suddenly drops.
“Yes then… .”
That was the moment.
“Oops!”
The expert who opened the back door and went out into the hallway… He grabbed the back of his neck and took a slow step backwards.
and fell down
thud.
… Sigh.
The expert’s white coat slipped through the door and was half-stuck.
“… ??”
“Mr. Seo??”
“what.”
cardiac arrest?
I tried to follow the guys who were about to run right away.
however… .
Suddenly, the iron door slams down right above the back door.
Tutung!
“omg?”
The road was suddenly blocked.
‘What the fuck is that.’
It wasn’t just there.
The iron door also came down from above the big door on the side where the production team came out.
bang!
Kwak Kwa Kwak!
“what.”
fire? terror?
I immediately tried to check the window, but… The iron plate has already come down there.
and the lights change
Weing-! Wheein~!
Red and green lights in every corner of the space flicker madly and sirens sound.
“Guys, this way!”
At the sound of Liu Cheng-wu’s voice, the members instantly fall off the wall and unite.
‘Emergency situation?’
Get your smartphone right now… .
“hey! excuse me!”
I heard Bae Se-jin’s voice and looked away.
The huge screen where the question popped up earlier.
that is… has changed
“crazy.”
[! AREA CLEAR !]
[Blockdown completed]
Behind the red letters, what looks like a CCTV screen appears as a split screen.
Video of people collapsing and doors closing.
and… Even people who have fallen stagger to get up.
[Leakage of the zombie virus in the laboratory]
[02:00:00 until the facility is blown up]
“… … .”
what?
Silence fell between the men who were momentarily at a loss for words.
didn’t last long
[01:59:57]
… That’s until the countdown begins.
“… … .”
In an instant, the pupils trembled, exchanging embarrassing glances. It sounds like you’re shouting
‘What is this!’
and after a few seconds.
We found a few of them deliberately hiding in corners.
… It is the production crew who is holding back laughter.
“hey.”
“no way.”
“Come out, camera director. What’s that.”
However, the two or three production crew refuse to make a statement and sit firmly in the corner.
But still, the face is full of smiles.
And those who realized the situation properly only after seeing it appeared one after another.
“Aaaaaaa!”
“also! I was tricked!”
This is a situation where everything is created.
“Ughhhhhh.”
In the meantime, the production team gritted their teeth with the determination not to put their laughter into the microphone.
Bae Se-jin vigorously points his finger at the screen.
“Zombies!!”
‘i get it.’
I grabbed my head and smiled bitterly.
here is… Let’s see if you can figure out your tendency with your ability to deal with unexpected situations.
‘Why was the research institute so grandiose?’
And by mixing nonsense and unrealistic elements like ‘zombies’ there, he cleverly avoided situations that touched risk factors such as PTSD.
It’s made for fun at the same time.
‘You’re so excited, X-foot.’
The bland group meeting right before was a build-up to explode this.
‘I really couldn’t imagine it.’
I will cancel what I said was obvious.
very… I can understand why the production team recruited them.
It feels like blood rushing to your head.
“Wait wait!! There’s a door behind here!”
“what??”
“Is it a door?”
Just in time, Yoo-jin Cha pointed to the back of the crew and exclaimed hurriedly, as if she had found something.
“Wait a minute~ Oh honestly, if you have a conscience, please step out of the way, sister!”
Keun Se-jin skillfully induces the writer to step out of the way and puts his hand in one corner.
“Uh-chaa~”
His right hand revealed a square iron plate. Then, under the glowing red back, a large vent appeared.
“It’s typical.”
“Is it the right way to move here?”
“I guess so.”
Those who were already immersed quickly began exchanging opinions.
‘hmm.’
The content seemed to be fun to choose. But looking at the current situation, it seems that the time limit was just around the corner. Because it is the ability to cope with ‘disaster situations’.
[1:56:23]
It’s been 4 minutes already.
However, how depressing it would be if Testa couldn’t escape from here in the picture.
‘It’s best to go out in a clean state without looking at it.’
Thinking this far, I suddenly recall what the expert just said.
-Sometimes people say ‘see the big picture’ as a habit, don’t they?
‘Yes, that’s right. I’m a bit obsessed with the big picture.’
I laughed and wiped my hands.
“Let’s go.”
let’s make it good
I think this roommate content will be something worth celebrating.