Debut or Die - Chapter 302
If you can’t debut, you’ll get a fatal disease Episode 302
〈T-Holic’s Show Business〉 Testa Edition. Since it is an entertainment program that everyone has seen at least once in a clip because of its recent popularity, there are pictures that people expect or anticipate.
-Tyhoic Ajae Testa I’m going to make fun of it ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ
Oh, I think it’s very cute ㅠㅠ -Play well!
Funny tea holic. And the vivid reaction of the guest that I haven’t seen before!
This is because when calling guests, this program mainly caught T-Holic’s funny behavior and the guests’ reactions to him as a laughing factor.
It was also the reason for the favorable reception that the guests skillfully filled the gap between them with publicity, which is the purpose of the guest appearance.
The best picture for both the guest’s fans and T-Holic’s fans to mutually support each other and be satisfied!
However, Testa’s anger this time… The atmosphere was quite different.
[Generation M, look at the spiciness of Generation Z!]
[Cha Yoo-jin: That’s a tiger!]
[Hajin-tae: That’s right. Our friend Cha Yoo-jin is a tiger.]
[They get distracted by the tiger’s remarks from year 0X]
T-Holic was pushed back from the beginning of his self-introduction, and finally started to fill in the amount with his own reactions.
-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-Crazy Testa Gen Z madness
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It was a different taste from the usual variety show, but it was definitely funny.
‘The testa kids are really full of personality!’
The graduate students laughed several times while watching the beginning of the main story following the pre-release.
In the meantime, I was proud of the fact that T-Holic’s resting place seemed to be only Mundae.
[Park Moon-dae: Then just one line… .]
Park Moon-dae took the reins of the two maknaes who were running wild like crazy and calmly worked out what had to be done.
Promote the tour, mention the connection with T-Holic, sing a song… .
Park Moon-dae’s fans were admirable and suffered from the sight.
-Mundae Yeon Sang-mi What’s going on? -Actually, my
child
is the youngest in the line
. In the end, the generational conflict that was rampant on the screen was gradually caught up.
In addition, as soon as we entered the main game, T-Holic took control of the atmosphere again.
After winning the mini-game of reading words in the form of mouths, they took an easy argument, and conversely, realized the rule of ‘persuasion’ and were devastated.
[Receiving 1 billion won VS Being in distress]
[Maknae Kim: Let’s make good use of the opponent’s argument and answer clearly ‘why I was persuaded’~] It
contained a lot of funny twists that you would expect from variety shows!
“Ahahaha!!”
Even when Cha Yoo-jin and Kim Rae-bin failed in a mini-game, it was funny, but even that was a good thing!
Cha Yoo-jin on the screen was also giving a thumbs up to her members.
[Cha Yoo-jin: We like it! Rabin Kim! Well done!]
[Rabin Kim: You lost because your mouth was so fast and inaccurate, so you actually brought this gain!] [It’s
praising, right, guys…?]
T-holic’s despair with those tiny reactions It got even funnier when combined with .
And Park Moon-dae cleaned up the situation again.
[Park Moon-dae: Everyone did a good job. Let’s win and do well from here on.]
[Cha Yoo-jin: Go TeSTAR!]
[Kim Rae-bin: Yep!]
-It looks like a kindergarten teacher hahaha -If
you cut this cut, you’d think it was a sports event.
– On the channel app, Park Moon-dae is mature,
viewers warmly praised the team atmosphere after laughing out loud.
At the same time, I expected how calm Park Moon-dae would be taken aback by T-Holic’s absurd words.
-Is Tibetan Fox finally coming out
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
] -I’m looking forward to how she’ll react
.
That is until Park Moon-dae reveals his true colors.
[Park Moon-dae: Our team members seem to choose distress over 1 billion won.]
Park Mun-dae said bullshit with a serious face.
“… ??”
The graduate student immediately wondered if he had heard it wrong.
However, Park Moon-dae ran out of control like crazy and began to speak nonsense with a shameless face.
That was a level of seriousness that was completely different from T-Holic’s brazenness for gags.
Because they weren’t trying to win, they were supporting the losing side!
As if to represent his true feelings, even the subtitles ran.
[Park Moon-dae: Because I can’t put my beliefs down because of this one corner problem.]
[Insanity]
-X-haired Park Mun-dae hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
– Tibetan Mundae’s face looks like this?
– What kind of bullshit is this
? This is because persuasion was completed in one conversation.
[that is… Is that convincing?]
Besides, the logical structure itself was concise and easy to understand.
In my experience, distress was more meaningful, but what can I do!
-It’s even more persuasive
-Okay, distress is the best, never distress, must
be distressed.
In fact, it is correct to agree with Testa’s words and turn it over, but it came from a reactionary refutation, getting caught up in unexpected bullshit.
[Martin: Everyone! Let’s think realistically… . Does it make sense that distress is good??]
[Kim Rae-bin: If you look at this claim from a realistic point of view, it makes more sense. As Moon Dae-hyung said earlier, even if we are in distress, we are in the middle of modern civilization!]
And there are cuts from Testa’s Island Distress variety show that pass by all the time.
[Experienced person’s assertion]
[Received: Entertainment jackpot, next album title, money, fame]
[☆ and distress are better than 1 billion!☆]
[I’m tempted… ? by production team]
The moment the production team surrendered, viewers also acknowledged it.
-This
claim
was wrong
.
Holic did not give in and worked hard to come up with a different logic.
The important issue is ‘Still, it can be dangerous! People can get seriously hurt!’ But Park Mun-dae muttered this with sad eyes.
[Park Moon-dae: That’s… Shouldn’t it be seen as a sad accident, not a distress?] [Ha Ji-tae:
Distress
is also an accident!!] -Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
ha I was confused by this situation I was trying to lose.
So did the producers.
The production crew who edited the sucked universe and galaxy background also added a lot of shaking subtitles.
[Generation Z… It ‘s
scary!]
-Please don’t tie it
up
.
‘Mundae… It was a four-dimensional character.’
I had forgotten about her cool and sensible appearance lately, but her idol was an extraordinary personality who danced 〈POP☆CON〉 from the first appearance… .
In the end, in this process, T-Holic’s last protest developed into a serious and logical approach.
[Martin: But! That’s the case with Testa! Aren’t you on our team? wouldn’t it? We don’t like distress!]
However, Cha Yu-jin asked brightly.
[Cha Yu-jin: Senior, are you in distress?]
[Martin: No]
[Cha Yu-jin: Then I don’t know if you really hate it! You have to try it!]
Park Moon-dae calmly said to the opposing team, who had his mouth wide open.
[Park Moon-dae: Wouldn’t it be more reasonable to trust the testimony of juniors who have experienced the same job, rather?] [
Cha Yu-jin: That’s right. Experience is important!]
[Kim Rae-bin: You are indeed wise.]
-You
sound like wisdom!
[Looks like you’re right… !]
That’s how T-Holic got a mere shell victory… .
[Maknae Kim: Alright, now it’s time to organize it~ Everyone, did you prepare a reason for being persuaded?]
In the end, T-Holic declared bullshit with his own mouth.
[Ha Ji-tae: Distress is… Because we are idols! New experiences provide opportunities for growth and financial gain… .]
[Ha Ji-tae: So… Distress! It is more worthy of our goal next year than a mere 1 billion! Ugh!]
[Maknae Kim: Okay~ That’s very persuasive!]
As soon as those words came out, applause came out from among the crew. It was caused by a riot.
[Hajin-tae: Don’t laugh, these people!! is this funny?? We have a target for distress next year!]
Meanwhile, the three Testas nodded.
[Park Moon-dae: Even though we lost, I think we fought well.]
[Martin: What are you talking about, I did my best to lose!]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
There was no comte for the camera to capture the gentle testa members’ faces one by one. .
“Oh really!!”
The graduate student giggled!
Only then did Park Mun-dae slightly loosen his expression and start saying things like ‘It was fun’.
Only Kim Rae-bin, who was shocked by the expression of entertainment, laughed once more… .
The next corner has come.
[If you win the game, you will be penalized if you lose publicity.]
[What is the penalty given to Testa??]
Until now, the punishment has been mainly for the reproduction of ridiculous memes or for gags.
The graduate student stared at the penalty board with a big smile on his face.
The spinning penalty board slowly slowed down… .
[!!!!]
The shocking penalty has been revealed!
* * *
“Ah~ Today’s shooting went well.”
“It was a lot of trouble.”
“thank you!”
Together with the two of them, I bowed my head to the T-Holic guys.
As soon as the camera was turned off, these guys became calm as if they were lying.
‘Was it for entertainment after all?’
It means that the appearance of bursting into a waterfall of harsh words at each other has disappeared and they have just returned to work like colleagues they have seen for a long time.
‘That might be the secret.’
At that time, during the filming, one of the guys who talked the most and talked hard secretly added a word.
“You talk well, but are you interested in entertainment?”
“… ?”
Is it line recruiting? I answered clearly.
“Entertainment is good. Well, by the way, according to the agency’s policy, we are going to focus more on the album.”
“Ah~”
he understood at once. Then, while drinking water, he spoke slowly.
“This is my advice as a senior… It’s difficult for a group to do well for a long time while only promoting music. It’s a little ironic, but to be a group for a long time, each one has to do well.”
“hmm.”
“People get tired of it quickly and their minds are not consistent.”
is it an experience?
Coincidentally, a similar conversation was going on next to me.
It was because he was carefully holding out the T-Holic album that Rabin Kim had brought with him and getting an autograph.
“Thank you, senior… !”
“Ah~ What are you doing with something like this? Do you need anything else?”
“Well then! We would be grateful if you could give us some advice on the driving forces that have kept the group active for a long time!”
Kim Rae-bin’s eyes twinkled and the T-Holic members scratched their heads.
“hmm. Let’s not expect too much from each other, shall we?”
“yes… ?”
“It’s a little easier if we don’t forget that we’re close because we’re on the same team, not because we’re like each other.”
That was some serious advice.
‘The guy next to you isn’t your friend, so you mean to say that even if you don’t get hit?’
Seeing Kim Rae-bin bickering with Cha Yu-jin, he seemed to have many thoughts.
Even so, the T-Holic members themselves seemed a bit taken aback, probably because of Kim Rae-bin’s atmosphere.
“okay!”
However, Kim Rae-bin interpreted this on his own.
“That was the resemblance to family. It’s like you can’t choose your own family.”
“… ??”
“Even though we didn’t meet for the purpose of friendship, I believe that a true sense of solidarity can grow within it!”
“uh… is it so. Go for it!”
T-Holic had a strange face, but I didn’t bother to ask if I had met all the stars.
‘… Funny guy.’
I smiled and looked back at the guy in front of me who had made something similar to an entertainment network offer.
“But I’m still trying to focus on group activities and work hard.”
The guy shrugged.
“okay. If it’s an agency, there’s nothing special.”
After finishing the conversation moderately politely, I approached Kim Rae-bin, who was taking autographs, and asked.
“Can you prepare within three days of the penalty?”
“No problem.”
Rabin Kim smiled brightly.
The penalty this time is… The childhood romance of Generation M.
It’s an anime theme song.