Debut or Die - Chapter 360
If you don’t debut, you’ll get sick to death Episode 360
One hour has passed since it was revealed that all the carrot coins were stolen.
“Gaaaagh.”
The inside of the comfortable dorm is a mental mess.
Kim Rae-bin, the person who pulled out the note, is stuck in a corner as if he had taken a shower in a cold sweat.
“Carrots… Carrot”
seems to have a big impact.
“therefore… .”
Liu Qingyu calmly opened his mouth.
“You mean we’re without a penny right now.”
ridge!
If it has been edited, an exclamation mark will appear above your head. These guys are really shocked.
I crossed my arms and said silently.
“In a word, beggars.”
“That’s it… .”
“No, how could this happen overnight?”
There is only one dog.
Hairballs jump around the devastated guys as if to cheer them up.
Miaang! Wow!
The complexion of the members brightens a little.
“Yes, I’m glad our Mungumunge didn’t steal it. right?”
“Ughhh!”
“… I’m still a baby and there was a risk of that, but I’m glad I did. You weren’t even hurt.”
Are you sincere?
No, I want to be like this because some entertainment money has disappeared, but the side effects of relaxing people as they have been for the past two days… .
no, it’s not a side effect.
”… !”
‘I got hit.’
These bastards planned all of this and did so well.
In order to properly pull out the shocked appearance in a disarmed state… .
‘It’s astounding.’
– Huh? What should I do? Why did you pull this out? The other note wouldn’t have that content.
-Then show me so I can check it out!
-Uh~ You can’t do that! We have to write it next time too!
– Aww! really!
‘He must have prepared a note with the content of coin robbing both of them.’
I held back the swearing while remembering the face of the shameless PD guy.
It’s called healing, bitch!
no… Let’s stay calm. Programmatically,
this is the part where it will be fun for a while. healing… Yes, two days of healing is enough.
You should think so. I absolutely think so. Don’t get upset. If you get upset here, you lose.
In the meantime, Seon Ah-hyun kept her mouth shut, then raised her hand as if she had made up her mind.
“Yes, Ahyeon.”
“Because there is a poetry room… I made something that… Let’s see if there’s actually anyone… ?”
“wow.”
“Hmm, people with dexterity can come up with ideas like this.”
It was a good idea. The image of group 1 idols sitting together and doing the crafts of gluing doll eyes would be different and funny if they were desperate.
However, this is the intention of the producers.
“… It’s true that you’re great… Isn’t catching the culprit more important than that? The production team said so too.”
Yes, that would be the direction this program prefers.
– Who the hell are you?? who stole it?
-yes! This mysterious night visitor is someone currently residing in this town!
Bae Se-jin swallowed.
“You mean to grab it openly.”
“Mmm.”
The members were troubled. After a while, Kim Rae-bin muttered seriously with a pale face.
“If harm is done… .”
“Oh, that doesn’t work.”
“yes yes. It can be dangerous… .”
no it’s overindulgence This isn’t a genre entertainment, and it can’t be that the production staff who put funny things as their top priority.
Big Sejin nodded seriously.
“yes. It could be dangerous.”
you are so excited Is it that hardships and adversity finally come and you can pull out the amount?
Liu Cheng-wu came up with a mediation plan.
“But right now we don’t have enough to eat… Let’s start by helping out and earning coins.”
“yes!”
“Then let’s see who the thief might be. There must be a hint.”
“good… That is a wise decision.”
That much is good. I felt immersed in it, and compared to the picture I was volunteering with Haha Hoho the day before, it’s really… That must be funny.
“… … .”
no, don’t get mad
Anyway, we set off on that road in search of the locals with cameras attached.
“Father~ Is it okay if we continue cleaning the yard we did yesterday? If you give me some coins, I’ll do it for you!”
“Huh? It’s okay.”
But surprisingly people don’t give a job.
“… ?”
“How many houses have we been rejected?”
“Five houses.”
An unnatural situation for anyone to see.
Even the grandmother of the sixth house clicked her tongue and said:
“oh my… that coin? I don’t have that anymore Hey guys, can’t we just take a drink or two of that rice?”
The production team responded brightly instead.
“No~”
“Why are you answering instead?!”
“It’s the rule, it’s the rule! Why are people who know all about the pay system doing this!”
These kids are real.
The love of the countryside that the production team was crying for seems to have died suddenly overnight.
At this point, Ryu Cheng-wu also laughs and asks if Seong-gun-ja is also full of stone.
“Then what do we do?”
“so! We have something prepared just in case~”
Yes, that’s right.
‘Surely they’ll make us do ridiculous labor… .’
“It’s a carrot farm!”
“… !”
It’s not the scale I thought it would be.
We took a short bus ride and arrived at the end of a green farm on a flat plain.
“and… .”
“It is very spacious.”
How did you contact this, no, you must have contacted this and decided on the lodging and type of coin.
The PD opened his mouth with a smile on his face.
“Did I mention that physical carrots are exchanged for Carrot Coins on a one-to-one basis?”
“Ah~ I remember!”
“that’s right.”
Among the admiring members, Kim Rae-bin smiled with a relieved face.
Oops.
“Then, are you directly exchanging the harvested carrots for coins? ?”
“Uhh~ Guys, those carrots have been grown for a long time since someone else farmed them in the field
. … .”
I thought so.
And the PD makes a suggestion like a robbery.
“Once you cash in everything from here to there today, 5 coins per person per day!”
“Hey!”
“Oh I won’t!!”
“I’m leaving.”
The production crew hold back their laughter as they see the frightened guys.
is it funny
“Everyone, you should eat.”
“… … .”
Those who are accustomed to the absurdity of the program begin to move their bodies in a moment, even with their devastated eyes.
“Shall we start from there?”
“okay.”
“I hate carrots.”
Even if you grumble, in the end you will do your best.
I grabbed a hoe, dug up the ground, and pulled out the scarlet root vegetable.
‘The picture will come out well.’
Even if they wander, they will come out as pure and sincere young people who do not lose their original intention and sing tricks and work hard.
Or, again, the duped puppies.
‘X feet.’
Either way is an advantage… It’s quite tingly because I got caught in a fake and got hit in the back of the head properly.
‘Is it a land-sea fishing boat version?’
“Let’s put it here!”
“okay.”
The time of heavy labor to fill the huge basket continues.
PD grabbed the megaphone.
“Okay, five! I won’t straighten my back until I pull it out~”
“Ahh! Will you take responsibility if our backs go out?”
“Huh? Is the daily wage too high?”
“sorry.”
To be honest, it’s not too much for the body. Compared to when I was practicing for a long time, I was just tired.
“Work, work!”
“… … .”
Still, the atmosphere is just right.
The atmosphere of working like a serf in the Middle Ages is pissing me off… After editing, of course, it becomes fun. This must be it.
‘I understand.’
Sometimes I looked at the production crew with a guilty eye and diligently peeled carrots. I had to be patient up until this point.
The problem arises from
“Here’s the crew!”
“Wow!”
“We haven’t eaten carrots for a while. I won’t even eat carrot cake.”
“Yes, it’s Moondae.”
We went to the mart to buy dinner with our hard-earned coins… face exorbitant prices.
“that… Just give me ten!”
“… !?”
Suddenly, the price of dalgona jumped tenfold.
“20 pieces per keun?”
“We die!”
The meat also skyrocketed.
Of course, the blinded guys ran to the crew and shouted.
“I heard there is no manipulation!”
“We never! We didn’t arbitrarily set the price, everyone~ Absolutely not!”
Kim Rae-bin asked with a face almost bewildered.
“Then what is this situation… .”
“No, how can we know a person’s heart~? Everyone sells it at the price they want.”
“… … .”
I clenched my fist.
I don’t know who the person who came up with the opinion is, but I really wanted to stick with just one.
In the end, I returned home with a shabby shopping cart that was incomparable to the previous two days.
I boldly declared.
“I make homemade stew.”
“iced coffee… … .”
“Sujebi… It’s delicious.”
Still, it is useful to react.
“sorry… . The starting point of everything… … my negligence… .”
“What are you talking about! Of course, the PD-nim did the trick!”
Kim Rae-bin, who pulled out the note, is almost stunned, and Bae Se-jin and a dog are comforting him.
“… … .”
I can’t.
I hit the big sejin that I was putting my luggage in the kitchen.
“Flour and butter left.”
“uh? uh uh I left it… why?”
“for a moment.”
I checked the butter I had bought overspending the first day and headed to the kitchen.
I’m sure it’s up to me how I use the free time I gave to insult the producers.
* * *
Park Moon-dae makes something.
‘Mmm.’
As soon as Ryu Cheng-wu washed and came out, he smelled a savory smell. And I saw the back of Park Moon-dae moving steadily in the kitchen.
‘… is it a form? They said it was handmade.’
Even in the midst of this, being conscious of the camera angle and paying attention to the cooking process to be well filmed was truly his own behavior.
‘So calm.’
It’s obviously an upsetting situation, but I’m silently making a realistic answer. I felt like a brother in this place.
Ryu Cheng-wu cautiously entered the kitchen.
“Do you need anything?”
“It’s almost over. it’s okay. Other guys helped.”
Moondae Park opened the air fryer.
Then, along with the savory smell… A yellow cookie appears.
“Would you like to sample something?”
“ah.”
it was a cookie
At that moment, Cha Yu-jin came out.
“I want to eat!”
“It’s hot, so be careful.”
“Whoops!”
Ryu Chung-woo realized it when he saw Cha Yoo-jin, who put a cookie in his mouth and raised his thumb with shining eyes.
‘Looks like he’s thinking of selling sweets.’
It was a really good idea. The reaction of the members who did not want to go to the carrot field again seemed to be good.
“… ! It’s delicious.”
“Fortunately, the.”
Liu Cheng-wu admired both the taste and the idea.
‘I’ll have to keep an eye on it and assist when cooking in large quantities.’
But that idea is quickly shattered.
This is because Park Moon-dae, who swept more than half of the cookies into a tin as soon as it cooled down, said this.
“The other kids are making sujebi… Let’s go together.”
“… me?”
where?
And Park Moon-dae accompanied himself on foot… I went to the town hall just after dinner.
‘… ??’
What the hell is going on?
“Hello, old man.”
“ah! Aren’t you the star who came from Seoul with a camera!”
“The camera came with me today too. And what have I been making? It’s soft, so it should be perfect to eat now.”
“Oh, what else!”
Park Moon-dae scattered cookies thanks to the enthusiastic support of the elderly who found something interesting in a long time.
Liu Cheng-wu suddenly joined the action.
Park Mun-dae went even further and sold Ryu Cheong-wu himself.
“This hyung won a gold medal in the Olympics in archery. Do you remember?”
“Oh my gosh!”
“Yes, I think I remember hey~”
“Hahaha.”
Ryu Chung-woo smiled, shook hands eagerly, and gave him a massage, but he still didn’t know why Park Moon-dae was doing this.
“Shall I sing a song?”
“Draw, draw~”
Park Moon-dae even sang trot on his own and even danced ‘POP CON’, doing all sorts of jokes.
“… … ??”
Ryu Chung-woo’s feelings became more complicated, but he himself chose a line of the song without saying anything and answered the questions of the elders diligently.
‘I must have an idea.’
And when the atmosphere is completely ripe and the elders’ barriers are lowered.
Park Moon-dae went to the main point.
“Perhaps this bottle cap. Did the people from Seoul say anything about it today?”
“Ah that!”
Amidst the cameraman’s bewilderment, Park Mun-dae finally hears the truth.
“That is… .”
* * *
I opened my mouth.
“So you said you decided to give the newest massage chair to the 10 residents with the most carrot coins.”
The situation where all the members who heard the whole story of the incident gathered and confronted the production team on the veranda.
The PD seems to be trying to avoid eye contact. Soon he mumbled more shamelessly.
“Did you hear that?”
“Aww!”
“Right!”
“How could you do that to us really!”
Criticism runs rampant.
Even Seon Ah-hyun blushed.
“Healing or he told me to sue… !”
“Huh?”
The PD naturally recommended it.
“Do it~ Sue me!”
“… !!”
“No, a carrot coin~ Is this a real currency? I don’t know if it’s a bottle cap!”
“Ah!”
shaking.
Sejin Bae muttered with his shoulders shaking and his teeth clenched.
“I will not forget… .”
“PD-nim~ One day this will all come back as karma!”
Then, the PD also hurriedly excuses himself, as if he was a bit stung.
“No guys… You’re not going to do this to me. The thief who stole! There are definitely!”
“… !”
“If only we could find the culprit! Return all coins… We will also give you a prize on our own! 100 Coins!”
“… ! Really?”
“Really~ Did you just buy tricks?”
oh you lied
“… … .”
I took a deep breath.
okay. This is so funny and fun.
Testa has become accustomed to this production team through numerous fraudulent experiences.
So, this is the right way to create more stimulating and fun pictures.
‘It’s also the best for choosing cuts that make the kids risk their lives to find the culprit and tremble in front of the elders and production crew.’
“… … .”
however… Why are you being treated like this? M An unexpected drawing by design? i’m not funny I.
“Are you dumb? are you okay?”
“… … .”
I made up my mind.
PD’s voice echoes.
“Find the culprit~”
It was dawn after midnight that day. The point at which the production crew also withdrew with only the unmanned camera.
drooling.
I quietly opened the door and came out.
Of course not alone.
“I… Moondae hyung.”
Kim Rae-bin, dressed in a training suit, followed with a confused look on his face.
“I am… Would it be all right if I ask what you are going to do with me?”
“Pick up a shovel and follow me.”
“… ??”
“I’m going to go pick up carrots from now on.”
I won’t let go.