Debut or Die - Chapter 81

If you can’t debut, you’ll die. Episode 081

A pre-release video of Episode 2 of 〈Working Man〉 suddenly appeared.

When I played it back, the first thing I heard was the sound of the music box.

♫♪♩♪-♫♪♫♪-♪♩-

Yes. He is Testa’s magical boy.

However, because it was strangely altered, it sounded like BGM for a gag.

[Ding ↘ Tring ↗ Ding Ding Tti ↘ Diding ↗]

On top of that, a colorful banner and Testa’s bewildered face were overlapped in a close-up.

[Big Sejin: … … Am I awake?]

As soon as I finished speaking, a huge subtitle appeared.

[↑We plan to keep doubting whether it is real]

And right away, a bird researcher appeared. Behind the benevolent smile, the CG of burning hell fire was synthesized.

[Bird researcher: I’m going to take a photo of migratory birds with me today!]

[Testa: ????]

Subtitles swaying violently over the bewildered Testa, accompanied by heavy metal sounds.

[A sudden expert appears! (※Fake)]

[Filming migratory birds! (※Fake)]

It meant that anyone could see it and smile.

However, the cut changed and the atmosphere became spleen.

[But Testa is not easy!]

Short scenes overlapped under the red blinking subtitles.

[Former national archery representative: (Birds) I’d do it if I wanted to shoot it.]

[Seon Ah-hyun: (Earthquake pupil)]

Seon Ah-hyun’s frightened face was slowly closed up as she held on to the camera at Ryu Cheong-wu’s calm words.

Then, out of nowhere, a cut of Testa seriously crouching down as a group came out.

[Bird researcher: Let’s approach quietly~]

[Testa: Seriously about filming)]

The tall boys holding their breath and moving at duck steps continued without BGM.

[(Excessive immersion)]

And the scene where Park Moon-dae carefully lifted the camera and took a picture was naturally inserted.

[Park Moon-dae: (click-click)]

But when I pull out the camera, it’s not a bird, but Seon Ah-hyun.

[…] … ??]

The subtitles were perplexed.

And from that quiet cut, another cut of Testa screaming while running away like a madman burst out of nowhere.

[Testa: Aaaaaaaaa!!!]

[Algae researcher: That’s amazing hehe]

[Testa: Gyaaaaaa!! (roughly meaning that I won’t leave the broadcasting station alone)]

The handy cam shook like crazy.

[Cha Yujin: Help!! (Help!!)]

The subtitles flashed. There was no such thing as a disaster movie.

[The first variety show filming should have been peaceful!]

[A disaster for no reason strikes Testa!]

[What will be Testa’s fate?]

A falsified voice came from the mosaic MC’s persona.

[?? : Oh, I’m sorry!]

Then, a huge golden subtitle appeared on the black screen.

[Made by an MC and crew who are sincere about Prank!]

[< Working man >]

[< A man who only bows once >]

[Thursday, July 5th at 11:00 pm!]

The magical boy’s altered jitters come back and the screen turns black. magnificently finished.

“… … .”

These guys too… not sane

“Puhahahaha!!”

Big Sejin, who was watching from the side, rolled around the living room.

This guy burst into laughter from the moment the stupidly transformed magical boy BGM came out, and eventually ended up like this.

I admitted it too.

‘… It’s fun.’

Here, too, like < Azusa >, I am creating a context where there was no editing, but I gave up because it wasn’t even a day or two.

‘It’s not a composition that will cause controversy, so it’s okay.’

just… They seemed like serious guys who were funny.

It was absurd that the agency still used the first entertainment card as a tie-in instead of a deal, but it seemed like the fans would enjoy it.

‘As long as I maintain my form, I can break through even next time it’s a public TV variety show.’

I took a look at the current reaction, thinking it was a passing line.

-What did I see (space photo being sucked in)

-????

-I’m crazy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-The state of Testa’s first variety show… ? (Attachment)

When I clicked on the GIF file attached to the last response, a meme of a goose breathing in and emitting a laser was played.

By the way, lasers were emitted from the eyes as well.

“… … .”

In a sense… You can see that you made a very intuitive prediction.

I think Cha Yu-jin did exactly that when the bird’s neck broke.

“Uh ha ha!! Our fans are so cute!”

Keun Se-jin, who stood up and put his head in, smiled at the comments.

Then, he touched the screen at will and took a related video.

… This is a public tablet for sponsorship.

be patient

“Hey, let’s see this. This is really funny.”

“What.”

When I held a screen in front of my nose, my eyes automatically checked the video.

[Testa Animal Kingdom: Park Moon Dae-yeon | Mundaengdaeng’s Life Exploration ZIP | 〈Testa’s Living Together TEST〉 EP.3]

“… … .”

In the meantime, the 5-second advertisement naturally ended and the contents came out.

[Wooha~ Wooha~]

The cheesy opening that seemed to come out of animal entertainment in the 90s was parodied by Testa and passed by.

What came out right after… Park Moon-dae in dog pajamas.

… … I got it as a gift, so I wear it sometimes when I finish washing my pajamas.

‘… Seeing it on the screen, it’s kind of like that.’

Regardless of my embarrassment, voices often heard in dubbing foreign documentaries flowed out in the video.

[Wolves in the wild do pack hunting. They are animals that live in a nuclear family unit and lead a social life.]

[But this individual here is not a wolf, but a dog.]

[It learned the habits of a cold city by living with humans.

] The scene where they sit down is shown in fast forward.

There is no movement even though all the people living in the neighborhood are busily coming and going.

Cha Yoo-jin and Keun Se-jin came up to me, waved their hands, sat next to me, and turned on the TV, but they stayed the same.

[This object has evolved to not be exhausted in its trivial social life.]

‘… Would you have answered that?’

Perhaps it was just after exercising and washing up that I barely had time in the intermission, so I was exhausted and stayed still. The familiar smell of fabrication was very friendly.

[However, like a puppy, he likes humans. It is especially friendly to humans of the same group.]

“… ?”

what is this again

On the screen, Park Mun-dae suddenly stood up and disappeared into the kitchen.

And it appeared with soda.

[Let’s see where the favor is successfully delivered.]

Park Mun-dae first showed the PET bottle to Ryu Cheong-wu, who was passing by, but he was politely rejected.

[The first attempt is a failure.]

‘I just asked if you would like to eat… ?’

Do I even need to call it a failure?

No, in the first place, if you are an adult with a brain, don’t you make gestures like that?

However, regardless of my distraught mood, the narration diligently put bullshit into it.

On the screen, Park Mun-dae trudges back to the living room with a plastic bottle, and is greeted by Cha Yoo-jin and Keun Se-jin, who hand over the drink.

Emphasis cut edits were made as if the hunt had been successful.

[Oh, you succeeded this time.]

[Thanks from the humans.]

The video ended with Park Moon-dae taking back the half-empty soda and putting the entire plastic bottle in his mouth.

[It was once a testa dog and Bak Mun-dae living in Seoul.]

[Do-doong!]

“… … .”

I’m at a loss for words.

I was busy so I couldn’t shoot a separate reality content, so after the music video was finished, I was airing something like this.

Big Sejin giggled again.

“Isn’t it funny? Honestly, isn’t it funny?”

uh. Everyone has a good laugh.

The best first comment was this.

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

.

There were also a lot of comments that made people laugh under it. Everyone seemed really happy.

Of course, not all were like that. See more of our other best comments.

-As expected, it is Mundaengdaeng who is promoted as an official

. Tibetan foxes are just heretics. Let’s become fans who respect Mundae’s choice.

-Are you crazy about animal kingdom bgeum hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Yes, let’s be together forever

♡ We will come back… .

└kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

“… … .”

The image work that I had been trying to survive in survival was being distorted with great admiration for the image that Moondae Park himself was obsessed with puppies… … I feel like I can hear my 29-year-old self screaming.

‘… What do people like?’

A few days ago at a fansign, I also tried using moving puppy ears. It’s time for the public official to give up.

“You’re not mad at me, are you? right? That’s right, I’ll play my video equally.”

Beside him, Sejin laughed and automatically played the next video.

There was a hint of content in the title.

[Testa Animal Kingdom: Sejin Lee B | The big three bears are ‘in-sass’ ZIP | 〈Testa’s Living Together TEST〉 EP.3]

The content of

‘In-Sass’ is a special feature of Big Sejin, who gets along well regardless of who he is.

The ratio of gag and warmth was well captured and edited.

“But honestly, you’re funnier than mine… Hey hey!”

This bastard takes good things for himself and makes fun of people.

I handed the tablet to him and lay down on the bed.

I should make the most of the break time I barely got, I shouldn’t waste it watching things like that.

“Hey, monitor me too~ Are you the only one sleeping?”

What kind of monitoring is this guy who just laughed at Park Moon-dae’s video?

“uh. You go to sleep too.”

“Ah~ You sleep in the car too. If you have time like this, you should use it well~”

This guy doesn’t even have a status window, so there’s no way to know where the stamina comes from. Apparently, I only slept for 3 hours last night.

Then, for some reason, support came from my roommate.

“… you’re going to sleep get out Because it’s noisy.”

Lee Se-jin, who was already lying down to sleep, threw a word. It was clear that he had endured it.

Sejin Keun stared at the person with the same name without answering, then just laughed.

“Oh right what? Good night bro~”

Then, when our eyes met, he pretended to shake his head and then shrugged and left the room.

‘I think that’s also a bit annoying.’

It was obvious that he deliberately passed it lightly so as not to fight in the yard where the reality camera was running.

‘They don’t seem to understand each other.’

It didn’t seem right at all. Even if we change rooms later, I don’t think we should put the two together.

The moment I thought so, a notification came on my smartphone.

[Big Sejin: Come out! The time is now!]

“… … .”

[Sleep.]

I sent a short reply and turned my phone off. And started to sleep.

Around this time, I didn’t know what would happen to Testa’s first variety show.

* * *

[Testa’s first entertainment video is crazy lol]

[Working Human Episode 2 preview (feat. Appearance)]

[Testa’s entertainment show where everything was a fake]

The insanely edited pre-release video of course became a popular post in the entertainment community. .

-Whoa, that’s so funny hahahaha

-Wow hahaha I thought it would be ruined, but it’s going to be a good thing, is it because they’re the ones who came

through Azusa

?

It’s been a long time since I’ve been on a fishing broadcast. Nice to meet you. They’re Azusa. They’re cute.

└ Can you tell that you’re a fan~

└? Why is this person like this?;;

└ Ignore Jeong Byeong-im It

was only natural that an entertainment show that I thought would fail showed a twist, and an idol from the hottest audition recently appeared.

Besides, the video itself was so funny.

Thanks to that, word of mouth spread even if it wasn’t necessarily in the entertainment community or social media.

[The real identity of the new variety show Testa appears in? Full-fledged fishing broadcast!]

[Entertainment show that she is sincere in deceiving Testa]

[A rice cake

prize with TVC’s new variety show Testa?] The video full of bird banners and Prank keywords is frighteningly aggro. and increased the number of views.

Besides, it wasn’t long before I was selected.

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we searched and came in?

It was the choice of the famous ‘Wetube Algorithm’.