How to Live as an Illegal Healer - Chapter 303
315. Let’s Party 2
“I hope you eat!”
Knock!
Branch manager Li Wen grabbed Kang Seung-hyeon by the collar, shivering.
Of course, since Kang Seung-hyun was much taller, the one holding him by the collar seemed to feel sorry for him.
“Why are you out there? What happened?”
Kang Seung-hyeon ignored Liwen’s chatter and glanced around.
“That’s Kang Seung-hyun’s adventurer, right?”
“Could it be a ghost? Came to attend his own funeral…”
“Can someone please explain!”
The people around them were looking at the two with puzzled faces.
It was quite a distance, and thanks to the whispers so low, no one seemed to have heard the conversation the two had had just before.
“Now, you can stop acting.”
“what?”
“I was really surprised at first too?”
Kang Seung-hyeon smiled shamelessly and tapped the branch manager Li Wen on the shoulder.
“I took on a tough request, so I couldn’t contact you, and I was just busy living, but I didn’t get a call that I was dead, or a funeral service at Hind.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“But when I thought about it, something was strange. Branch manager Liwen is not such a person. You’re not the type to joke around like that.”
“…what?”
“Then I realized.”
Kang Seung-hyun, who was laughing heartily, held Liwen’s hand tightly with a friendly face.
At an angle that seems to fit well into the field of view.
way to show others.
“This phony funeral commotion is… a surprise party!
“A surprise party?”
“Exactly.”
Then, he took out a crimson robe from his inventory and put it on.
“A party to celebrate the completion of the Magic Association Hind branch specially prepared by Branch Manager Li Wen for ‘me’, the head of the association!”
Fain!
Dismiss!
“The Magic Association Completion Ceremony begins now!”
“Ah~ May the glory be with Manager Kang Seung-hyun and the Magic Association Adventurer Guild!”
“Congratulations everyone! What are you doing? Hit it fast!”
“Clap clap clap! mate! match!”
As soon as those words were finished, Lee Ji-ah’s, who was mixed in with the audience, burst the sparkling potion and started the completion ceremony.
“What nonsense! Are you crazy? Why would I do that?”
Naturally, Li Wen jumped up and shouted,
“I won’t be fooled anymore. You were very happy that I brought the right to build the Magic Association to Hind Village. So, did you plan to surprise me?”
Kang Seung-hyeon smiled that he understood everything and put his arm around the branch manager Li Wen.
“Stop talking nonsense! When was I happy?”
“Ah, that’s it again. Even if you say so, you even gave special support to the establishment of the Magic Association.”
“That’s what you ripped off!”
“all right. Don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Is it like this? After all, he is the head of the Adventurers Guild who thinks of Hind Village more than anyone else.”
“Winning Geek…!”
Branch manager Li Wen frothed at the mouth and looked down in anger, feeling the stinging gaze and turning his head.
“What happened to Healer Kang Seung-hyun?”
“Explain properly!”
“I was surprised how suddenly the funeral was held!”
“Don’t you know that the most rude act at a funeral home is resurrection!”
It was because Kang Seung-hyun’s acquaintances who were behind him flocked to him.
“I am a victim too. Did you get tricked?”
“Tricked me?”
“I thought someone was spreading rumors, but it turned out that it was a surprise party organized by Branch Manager Li Wen to surprise me when I ran to the funeral home.”
Kang Seung-hyun smiled naturally, but as everyone knows, this was Kang Seung-hyun’s terrible ruse.
-Because there will be a surprise party at Hind soon. Please cooperate there.
– Cooperation?
-The party plan has been prepared, so all you have to do is execute it.
The ploy is to trick Li Wen into holding his own funeral.
And turning that funeral into his own magic association completion ceremony.
This was the surprise party prepared by Seunghyun Kang.
– Oh, don’t worry about the cost. Branch manager Liwen will pay for everything.
-Actually, this plan is over when Li Wen’s branch manager checks Kang Seung-hyeon’s body at the funeral.
‘But that bastard won’t check.’
Liwen knows that the Heretic Questioner has visited Kang Seung-hyeon.
In other words, he was already certain of Kang Seung-hyun’s death.
‘I heard that a body presumed to be mine was found under such circumstances, but there is no need to check it.’
If I checked it out, I was going to enter the coffin at least disguised as a corpse, but
‘this is why I like bad-tempered idiots.’
There was no need for that.
This is because Liwen proceeded with the work without even checking the coffin.
“So I also asked the Karon branch to surprise Branch Manager Liwen.”
Kang Seung-hyun purposely disguised himself as an employee and entered the funeral home.
To thoroughly fuck Liwen.
“In a word, this plan is all the work of the branch manager Li Wen. It has nothing to do with me.”
Thanks to Kang Seung-hyun for shouting so shamelessly.
“A surprise party for branch manager Liwen is good, but shouldn’t we have explained it to the same branch manager in advance? Because of this, I postponed the work I was doing and attended.”
“hey! Do you know how surprised I am?”
“…I’m not playing with people’s lives.”
“Are you going to take responsibility if something happens to Kamar while we’re away!”
“Phew… are you glad it’s not a big deal?”
“If it weren’t for the tsk branch manager, I’d kill them.”
“Hey you bastard, you worked hard for nothing!!”
The anger of the people flew towards the branch manager Li Wen.
“No, that’s me…”
“I gave up on what I was doing and came back! What are you going to do with this?
“Shall we protest to the Adventurer Guild Headquarters?”
“This was an overdone joke.”
However, the old and powerless parachute branch manager couldn’t say a word to the protests of Kang Seung-hyeon’s acquaintances, including the active branch manager who has risen to proficiency, the only knight in the city of elite wizards and wizards, the strongest puppeteer and disciples on the continent, and so on.
“I didn’t even invite you guys!”
In the first place, Li Wen does not know Kang Seung-hyun’s acquaintances.
I just said that the Karon branch said, ‘I will deliver the news of Kang Seung-hyun’s obituary to my acquaintances.’
Of course, the Karon branch also doesn’t know Kang Seung-hyun’s acquaintances, so the reason they came here is 100% because they were deceived by Kang Seung-hyun.
“Come on, everyone, calm down.”
“But…”
“It’s a bit annoying, but the branch manager didn’t mean it badly, so let’s forgive it.”
“Is there a word forgiveness in your dictionary?”
“Anyway, you did it for me.”
However, Kang Seung-hyeon secretly passed all his resentment to Li-wen, who was the real culprit of this situation.
“Actually, I was thinking of inviting everyone.”
“invitation?”
“Since you’ve become the first person in charge of the Hind Village Magic Association, it’s only natural to have a celebration party.”
Naturally, I started hosting parties.
Kang Seung-hyun’s funeral was quickly turned into Kang Seung-hyun’s association completion ceremony.
“Now go enjoy the party. All the food is free, take your souvenirs with you.”
“Well… It’s right to celebrate good things.”
“I brought a condolence money… but I need to exchange it for a congratulatory money.”
“Anyway, one trick that surprises people is amazing.”
“I knew that kid would do this!”
Kang Seung-hyeon’s acquaintances grumbled lightly, but they were not dissatisfied.
Because it’s better than being dead.
“Hey my friend. Why are you such a serious face? Doesn’t the food suit your taste?”
“No… that’s what I mean.”
Meanwhile, Hind’s relic appraiser, Picaros, was also at the funeral with his friend Alec.
“All of a sudden, I thought I had cheated on a great person.”
“Healer hyung is a great person, isn’t he?”
“From now on, I won’t cheat…”
“From next time, do it while looking after people.”
Alec drank while shouldering the timid Picaros.
“What’s going on over there?”
Then, I secretly turned my gaze toward the audience and said,
“As expected, Kang Seung-hyun! You’re all right!”
Matiana, who had been sitting with a crumbly and sullen face, came up on stage with a refreshed face in an instant, as if she had used magic.
“sorry. I should have told you earlier.”
“it’s okay! He arrived safely and that’s it!”
“Then please proceed.”
“Welcome everyone! The savior of Kamar and recognized by the master of the Crimson Mage Tower… Kang Seung-hyun, the one and only wizard, has been inaugurated as the manager of the Hind branch of the Magic Association!”
Then, as if he had waited, he began to host the completion ceremony.
“The savior of Kamar!”
“Acknowledgement from the Master of the Magic Tower? Are you a great person?”
“Since such a person has come to Hind Village, the Magic Association here must be properly supported!”
“A day like this comes to Hind Village.”
Of course, the gathered adventurers heard the story and made a fuss, but
“Oh, there’s nothing wrong with that…”
“The one and only wizard… is right.”
“It’s best to keep your mouth shut here.”
Among them, the people of the Crimson Mage Tower were the only ones who knew the truth about wizard Kang Seung-hyeon, so they pretended not to know.
‘This was the plan from the beginning!’
Seeing this, Liwen gritted her teeth.
Where the hell did it come from?
Why did the Karon branch cooperate with Kang Seung-hyun?
What is that corpse in the coffin?
‘What the hell!! What!!’
Branch manager Li Wen didn’t know anything.
The only thing I knew was that I had ended up doing good things for others with my own money, and that I was helping Kang Seung-hyun, whom I hated terribly.
“You damn bastard! What’s in that coffin?”
“yes? I don’t know.”
“what?”
Liwen shouted in a huff, but Kang Seung-hyeon replied with a smile.
“So you didn’t send it to Branch Manager Liwen to confirm your identity. A male adventurer wearing a white coat and a black shirt who is believed to have visited Hind Village.”
“In the first place! to this town! Who wears clothes like that! There is none but you!”
“Does that seem like a popular fashion these days? A good thing happened while I was gone.”
“Don’t be funny you son of a bitch!!! You’re the one who made it up!!!”
Liwen screamed loudly.
‘That’s why I should have attacked while watching the opponent.’
Kang Seung-hyeon giggled at Liwen.
For reference, the corpse in the coffin is an unknown member of the Seymua Rize Church, and he asked the mortician to decorate the corpse to resemble himself while inspecting the corpse.
“Sir Kang! I brought Julia!”
“Miss Gagang…”
While he was teasing Liwen for a while, Kim Ho-jeong and Lee Ji-ah appeared to support the sobbing Julia.
“I’m really glad you’re all right… I still haven’t repaid the favor, but I thought the teacher had left…
” She was also one of the people who received help in this or that from Kang Seung-hyun at Hind, so it seems that she suffered a lot after hearing the news of the obituary.
“Since Julia is sad, my heart hurts as a ‘victim’ as well.”
“Mr. Kang…”
“All of this is because of Liwen, the branch manager, so swear at Liwen.”
to the end of the last.
It was Kang Seung-hyeon who turned all his grudges against Liwen’s branch manager.
‘I think he’s worse than a real villain.’
‘I always think about it, but it’s fortunate that I’m not an enemy of Mr. Kang.’
Lee Ji-ah and Kim Ho-jung, who knew all the truth about this plan, smiled with trembling faces.