How to Live as an Illegal Healer - Chapter 370
382. When there is no content 1
“What’s wrong?”
“I don’t know what it is, but I was bored, but it turned out well.”
“Is it good?”
Kang Seung-hyeon and his party squeezed through the crowd of onlookers.
Fuck!
puck!
“Did you hit it now? Did you hit it?”
“It hit. what to do If you twist it, you’ll hit it too!”
“Do you know who can’t hit?”
Looking inside, I could see two angry men kicking and fighting.
Seeing as one wears a red hat and sneakers and the other wears a black mask, it seems that they are both dimension shifters.
“Why are you like that?”
“He just did that with something he bumped into on the road.”
“It went well when we were bored.”
“Whoever wins!”
The onlookers gathered nearby enjoyed the fight between the two dimension movers with faces that seemed to die of laughter.
Seeing dimension movers mixed in among the spectators, it seems like they gathered to watch a fight because they had nothing to do
. Is there really nothing to do in a tourist city?”
“Ms. Alba, the people gathered here are friends whose life stigma is hunting and upgrading? They’re the kind of people who can’t be satisfied with tourism.”
Lee Ji-ah grumbled as if it were absurd, but Alec answered with a smirk as if he roughly understood.
In fact, it wasn’t that there weren’t people who enjoyed sightseeing or taking a break, but most of the dimension movers who gathered this time came to find new ways to unlock achievements.
In other words, for those who enjoy battles and achievements, there is nothing to do no matter how famous Beashbran is as a tourist city.
“And in terms of games, it’s a situation where you’re having a lot of fun, but you’re suddenly kicked out for checking, and the bulletin board is burning.”
“I think I know why you are fighting.”
Rather, if it was a real game, I would have to go do something else, whether it be turning on the Job Tube or playing another game, but the dimension movers here right now couldn’t do that either.
at last. All they can do is huddle in a corner, kick and fight over trifles, and pass the time watching it.
“Buy the popcorn. We also have butter squid.”
“We sell makgeolli before kimchi!”
“The nostalgic chicken and beer set is only 30,000 gold!”
“Chicken and beer set 30,000 gold? Hey, this dog, 30,000 gold is too much for 5 pieces of chicken! ”
“So you won’t buy it? It’s not fried, it’s seasoned?”
“Give me 10 servings!”
In the meantime, there are chefs who quickly make and sell food, so it seems that Koreans are Koreans everywhere.
Fuck!
puck! Pooh!
“Because the two of them are surprisingly strong.”
“I don’t know who will win. It’s fun to watch.”
“that’s right. This is why dimension movers like fighting.”
“Whoever wins! The winning side is our side!”
The onlookers watched the fight with great interest, but Kang Seung-hyeon looked at him with a bored face.
‘You don’t know who will win? Victory and defeat are clearly visible.’
First of all, prior to the explanation, it is marked as ‘red hat’ and ‘black mask’ to make it easy to distinguish the two fighting dimension movers.
Pababa Baba!
“Hey hey! Why are your fists so slow!”
The red hat put a fist into the body of the black mask at high speed.
Tak ta dat!
Whoop!
“Slow! slow down! Are you stretching now?”
The black mask immediately tried to counterattack, but the attack did not go in because the red hat quickly evaded.
If you look closely, you can see that the red hat is not just moving, but it is mixing teleportation magic in the middle.
‘First of all, the red hat is a battle mage.’
General wizards are at a disadvantage in close range because they are long-distance specialized jobs, but battle mages can strengthen their bodies by consuming mana and can use magic in battle as they do now, so they are quite advantageous in close range.
‘So, at first glance, it seems that the two of them are boiling with the feeling that the red hat is slightly overwhelmed, but…’ If you
look closely, the black mask perfectly passes the red hat’s attack and receives little damage.
‘That bastard in the black mask is a guru.’
Kwonsa.
The upper class of a fighter who can literally become a fist-mad guy without even kicking with his bare hands without any other weapons.
It is a job that only fights with bare fists, so it is not popular as it is difficult for dimension movers to pick up easily, and there are quite a few, but it belongs to a strong job.
‘The black mask always wins this.’
No matter how close-knit the battle mage is, it won’t be able to beat the real one of the real ones with a single fist.
‘Didn’t these guys notice? Well, usually you won’t be able to recognize it easily.’
Kang Seung-hyeon deduced his profession by observing his movements through the [Observation Eye], but the biggest characteristic of a gwonsa is that it is difficult to distinguish him from a normal fighter on the outside.
‘Because the swordsman’s job itself is minor, and it’s hard to recognize it even if you don’t have fighting skill knowledge.’
So, the fighters usually disguised themselves as fighters, gauged the opponent’s skills with basic skills, and then took advantage of the gap and blew it away in one shot.
‘Are you saying others didn’t notice this?’
At that moment, an idea flashed through Kang Seung-hyun’s head.
‘I was just bored. Shall we have some fun?’
Then he shouted loudly at the onlookers.
“When I see this, I think the black mask will always win, right?”
“huh? The black mask wins?”
“Ah, it’s not unconditional. The two of you are boiling.”
“Yaya, it’s not even boiling. Can’t you see the black mask is being pushed back?”
Of course, the reaction of the onlookers was absurd.
That would be the case, because the red hat was overwhelming the battle field in front of me right now.
“You all have no eyes to see. Did you forge your ID?”
Kang Seung-hyun began to sarcastically pour oil on the reaction.
By the way, the phrase “Did you forge your ID card” is one of the slang words used by dimension movers, and “Are you Korean?” In fact, aren’t you a citizen of the Azul Continent?’, which is a curse word used to look down on poor dimension movers.
“what?”
“The eye that sees is not there.”
“Everyone can see that the redhead is winning.”
“Don’t you have eyeballs?”
One by one, the reactions of the onlookers, who were boiling with Kang Seung-hyun’s attitude, began to lean toward the red hat.
“Then shall we bet? I bet 1 million gold that the black mask wins.”
Kang Seung-hyun took out a heavy money bag without hesitation and noticed Lee Ji-ah and Alec.
“Big match! Red Hat VS Black Mask!”
“We’ll pay dividends to whoever guesses the winner of the two!”
“Little Red Riding Hood, if you live here!”
“Please bring the black mask over here!”
“Please present your adventurer identification card for identification purposes when you buy money!”
Then, Lee Ji-ah, who was next to her, quickly spread the alter egos and started setting up a simple polling station.
“Oh hyung, it comes out like that, right? Then, this is a 100,000 gold bet on Little Red Riding Hood!”
Seeing that, Alec immediately pulled out a money bag.
Of course, Alec’s role here is to catch the wind.
“what? Are you betting money? Will it be fun?”
“I am participating! How much do you need?”
“Fifty thousand gold for Little Red Riding Hood!”
“I’m 100,000 gold Gazza!”
In fact, starting with Alec’s bet, other onlookers started betting one by one.
“what? Why are you gathering there?”
“The Koreans are fighting over there right now, and they say they’re gambling to see who will win!”
“Woah, this must be fun! Let’s join in too!”
Even passers-by heard the rumors and began to intervene, and the plate began to grow rapidly.
“One thing that is really happening is genius…”
Kim Ho-jeong, who was next to him, was at a loss for words and looked at the scene.
At first, it was just a simple fight, but as soon as Kang Seung-hyun intervened, it turned into a street arena.
“There’s no way that boring dimension movers who have a lot of money and time but nothing to do can just pass by a bet like this.”
Kang Seung-hyun smiled and replied.
“Right now the stakes are still going up!”
“3 million, 4 million, 5 million! Keep going!”
“Current win predictions! 99% VS 1%!”
“The deadline is coming soon!”
“Cheer up Little Red Riding Hood!”
“I bet 400,000 on you!”
“If you lose, you die and I die!”
Of course, since Kang Seung-hyun spoke out in the beginning, most of the stakes were placed on the red hat.
“Put the gold in your inventory.”
“In my inventory?”
“You can’t leave it on the sidewalk.”
“Ugh, it’s the first time I’ve ever put in so much money…. It’s not my money.”
For reference, Ho-Jung Kim plays the role of a money store.
Puck poop!
FYI, the parties to the fight were fighting let’s live and die regardless of whether or not a gambling table took place behind the scenes
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“what? Dividends?”
“If you fight and win, it’s good to get paid…”
Uh-uh!
“I’ll take that money!”
As soon as Kang Seung-hyun finished speaking, the red hat began to focus its magic on its arm.
“Mana Crash!”
It is a buff + magic skill that is indispensable in close combat of the Battle Mage, which consumes mana to greatly strengthen the body and inflict explosive damage at the same time.
“This guy won.”
“It’s already buffed, but the fact that you’ve even used Mana Crash means the game is over.”
At this point, most spectators were virtually predicting Red Hat’s victory.
Everyone could see that Red Riding Hood was winning.
“The game is over, you bastard!”
The moment the red hat tries to hit the black mask.
“It’s over, you idiot.”
The black mask, which had been silent for a while, clenched its fist and
wooow!
“Disarm – vol!”
He parried his attack with great speed.
Faaaaa!
At the same time, the armor worn by the red hat temporarily changed to ‘unusable’ and all the buffs on the guy’s body disappeared.
‘I knew it would be like that.’
Since Kwonsa is a job that specializes in bare-handed fighting, it has a strange logic that other jobs must also fight with bare hands, so martial arts as well as disarming and buff canceling were the main fields.
Of course, the worst opponent for a battle mage who fights mainly with buffs.
“What is this?”
“You won’t be able to use buffs for a while. It must have taken a cooldown to cancel.”
“Aren’t you fucking fighting?”
“Yeah, it’s not just fighting.”
The black mask shook his shoulders lightly and smiled,
“I deliberately waited until you used up all the buffs you have.”
“Hey wait. Wait a minute…”
“I’ll finish it in one shot. bye.”
Whoops!
It stabbed the regime towards the red hat.
No matter how dimension-shifting, a battle mage without buffs is just a mage with slightly superior physical abilities.
Even in a situation where all the armor was gone, the opponent was not a citizen of the Azul Continent, but a dimensional mover.
“Keooooooooooooooooooooo!”
Whoops!
In the end, Red Riding Hood fell off with a single punch and was knocked into a wall, losing consciousness.
“….”
“….”
At that moment, all the onlookers were speechless.
It was as if the winning candidate was reversed in an instant.
“What did I say? You said the black mask would win, right?”
Among them, Kang Seung-hyun was the only one who opened his mouth and bet on the black mask.
“Reversal victory! The bet pays well.”