How to Live as an Illegal Healer - Chapter 397
409. Simple part-time job 1
crunch crap crap.
The thug grabbed a pen with his black paws and signed the contract.
“{I signed everything.}”
“{Thank you. You can even hold a pen with those forepaws.}”
“{Why do you think you can’t hold it…}”
Kang Seung-hyun looked at the contract with a satisfied face and put it in his inventory.
“{So what should I do?}”
“{It’s not that difficult. Shall we just call it a simple doll mask part-time job?}” “
{Doll mask part-time job?}”
“{Yes. I think it would be better to wear a doll mask and work in the arena until it returns to normal.}”
In fact, there are many people inside the arena who come up with this or that concept, so they show up wearing a doll mask and look at them, but they say, “A new concept has appeared again.” will not look suspicious.
“{Certainly, if it’s something like serving, it’s okay to wear a doll mask! Thank you, Mr. Kang!}”
“{Not a big deal.}”
“{I’ll work hard!}”
The thug waggled his tail with great joy.
-phut! phut!
The 11th day of the opening of the Beashubran temporary arena.
“I will open the door.”
“No cutting in line! Please enter in turn.”
Despite the mayhem last night, the arena resumed operations as if nothing had happened.
“Give me a rare coin!!!”
“Aren’t you manipulating the probability of drawing this?”
“It’s not manipulation, someone picked a rainbow chip yesterday, so the odds really decreased.”
Today, as usual, the arena was full of dimension movers struggling in coin and draw hell.
“The next match begins!”
“Nook Man vs. Sunflower Hat!”
“Bet on the person you think will win!”
One difference is that in the middle of the arena, there was a dimension mover named ‘Noogul Man’ wearing a raccoon doll mask.
‘…how did this happen?’
The true identity of Nook Man is, of course, a black beast gangster.
He was now participating as an arena player wearing a raccoon doll mask under Kang Seung-hyun’s order.
‘{Ga Kang teacher? It must have been a simple doll-dressing job yesterday…}’
Of course, the thug also protested at first.
‘{yes. It’s a simple part-time job where you wear a doll mask and participate as an arena player.}’ ‘
{How can this be a simple part-time job?}’ ‘{
Because it’s easy for me.}’
It’s because Kang Seung-hyun ignored the protests.
‘{And Kim Ho-jeong, you should train slowly. Develop your skills and earn money. Where is this kind of honey job?}’
‘{Okay…}’
That’s how Kim Kang-dol, who likes peace, ended up on the betting board crying and eating mustard.
Ding!
“Get ready!”
“Let’s play it!”
With Lee Ji-ah’s declaration, the Sunflower Hat spewed magic power from its entire body and rushed toward Nook-Man.
“Let’s play a round!”
Papababak!
Sunflower Hat’s attack started from then.
The guy rushed in at high speed and started beating the bully mercilessly with his mace.
‘Ugh!’
Grasp!
But the bully didn’t fight back.
It was just silently facing the opponent’s attack.
“what? Why are you standing and getting hit?”
“You man, you son of a bitch! What are you doing? At least strike back!”
“I bet 500 coins on you!”
The spectators who watched the scene screamed with frustrated faces and said,
“I’m lucky today for some reason!”
grasp!
Sunflower Hat screamed with a fresh face and swung her mace.
Fuck!
Pak!
‘This is enough… I’m sure it’ll be fine.’
After standing there for a long time and getting beaten up, the goon quietly released his guard and activated [Black Fog].
Swoop.
The moment the black energy gushing out of his body wrapped around his arm and turned into a gauntlet,
‘I’m sorry!’
The thug closed his eyes and swung his arm at the opponent who was attacking him.
“Are you finally fighting back? If so, what would the punching bag do?”
Sunflower Hat snorted and tried to counter the gangster’s attack.
‘Even though I took out my weapon, it was a flat hit that wasn’t a skill or anything! It’s not worth avoiding…’
Whoop!
Whoops!
“Cuck!”
However, the moment the thug’s gauntlet hit the shoulder, the sunflower hat was thrown out of the arena with an impact that twisted the whole body and crashed into the wall.
‘what is this? Is this… flat?’
The Sunflower Hat was attacked by an overwhelming power that seemed to have been a joke that had been welcomed until now.
“Well, there are all these monsters…”
Puffed up.
Sunflower Hat muttered in disbelief, lowered her head, and lost consciousness.
“Wow… what is that bastard who is your man?”
“Are you just cleaning it up in one room?”
The spectators who saw the scene were at a loss for words.
Of course, the normal attack of the dimension mover is powerful enough to be on a different level compared to the citizens of Azul, but it doesn’t mean much in a fight between the same dimension movers, so it’s natural to use the skill.
However, Nook Man decided the victory or defeat with a simple punch without a single magical power.
It wasn’t even that he attacked right from the start, he was hit the whole time and then with just one counterattack.
“I thought it was a concept bug aiming for sponsorship by coming up wearing a cute raccoon outfit… but it’s filthy strong.”
“Why are all the strong guys just concept idiots?”
“It’s either crazy or it’s all gone.”
“I don’t think he is easygoing.”
“Sheesh, the competition has increased.”
Only bettors welcome the appearance of a strong player in the arena.
Those who participated as players looked at Nook Man with eyes full of tension and wariness.
dump.
‘Heh heh…’
While everyone was glaring at him, the thug slightly opened his eyes and released the [Black Fog].
‘It’s really scary… My hands are shaking.’
[Karma – Hatred]
[Attack power increases the more you receive attacks.]
[Silver weapons ignore this skill.]
[Changes to ‘Karma – Endurance’ when in human form.]
He blows Sunflower in one shot. The reason I was able to throw it away was because of [Karma – Hatred].
‘Because this is an arena, it’ll be fine.’
Normally, even though he had great power, he ran away because he was afraid of dying, but now he is convinced that the opponent will not kill him.
‘I’m not good at fighting anyway… Let’s do what I do best!’
So this time, instead of running away, I chose the option of ‘fighting the opponent’.
Fuck!
puck!
In other words, the reason I was being hit like a punching bag so far wasn’t that I couldn’t fight because I was scared like usual, but to return the damage I received with a single blow.
[Attack power increases due to the effect of ‘Karma – Hatred’.]
It was to activate [Karma – Hatred].
[The hatred is not deep.]
[Attack power increases slightly.]
However, unlike the violent black beast, peace-loving thugs did not receive a large increase in attack power from skills due to their nature.
‘As expected, it’s a skill that doesn’t suit me…’
Pew!
[Attack power slightly increases.]
[Attack power slightly increases.]
However, I was confident that I would not lose to anyone in terms of endurance.
‘It’s better than nothing!’
Whoop!
Whoops!
After holding out until the damage was adequately accumulated, I activated [Black Mist] to deliver the final blow.
Because that was Kim Ho-jung’s way.
– With my daughter! with my daughter!
“The match is over!”
“The glory of victory goes to ‘Noogul Man’!”
“Those who succeed in predicting, please come and collect your dividends!”
At the same time that Sunflower’s consciousness was cut off, Lee Ji-ah’s rang the bell with a fuss, announcing the end of the match.
“Aaaaaaaaa!!!!”
“My help came!!!!!!”
“Does it make sense to lose there? uh?”
“If you’re going to lose anyway, you’ll fight fiercely and lose… What is a one-punch KO!”
At the same time, the sighs of the losers echoed everywhere.
“I won!!!”
“Young man will protect your wallet, so don’t worry!”
“You man! You man!”
“As expected, you’re more like a man than a sunflower.”
The victors laughed at the sight and took the dividend.
“Come on, you man! It was a great fight!”
“Tell me about your impressions of the band electrode!”
“….”
Lee Ji-ah, who played the role of host, held out her microphone with a smile, but Nook Man could not open her mouth.
‘Jia Jia… I can’t talk right now!’
Right now, the thug can’t use [God’s Communication] due to the penalty in Black Beast Mode.
No matter how much this arena is like a Little Korea Town and full of Koreans, now Beashvran nobles have also visited, so if you open your mouth, you can be seen as spitting out foreign words.
‘I think it’s completely suspicious! What if I tell you to take off your doll mask because you don’t look human?’
It was then.
Jiji support position!
< < Don't worry. This Mr. Alec will cooperate. > >
‘This voice…!’
< < I'll answer for you, brother, just pose! > >
Alec’s voice came from inside the doll mask he was wearing.
< < This doll mask is a rare costume with a communication function specially customized by the Golden Mage Tower friends! > > ‘
Did it have such a function?’
< < If you go around as Nook Man, you won't be able to answer questions like now. So I prepared it. > >
‘Thank you Cheolhyun-ah! But it would be nice if you told me about this in advance…’
< < Actually, I thought I'd tell you about the communication function in advance, but I thought hyung wouldn't find it funny, so I arranged it with Miss Part-time job as a surprise! > > ‘
This isn’t about having fun.’
The thug said it pitifully, but it didn’t reach Alec because it was on the inside.
< < I got the mic from Ms. Alba! > >
‘I got it.’
< < Take it to your mouth! > >
‘Okay! But what can I say…’
Alec’s modulated voice leaked out of the doll mask before he could finish his thoughts.
“First of all, I have something to tell everyone.”
‘huh?’
“I’m a Nook man, not a raccoon man.”
‘Cheolhyun? What do you mean?’
That’s how the concept dubbing of Alec’s nonsense began in front of everyone’s eyes.
“Raccoons are canines and raccoons are raccoons, so don’t get confused. I, Nook Man, is a hero who was born out of the grudges of raccoons whose names were stolen by raccoons or something.”
‘Aren’t they the same animal?’
“Anyone who misunderstands… I will kill him.”
‘You kill me for that reason? What kind of hero is that, he’s a complete psychopath!’
Like Alec, who is good at crafting useless concepts, he has conceived a concept that Kim Ho-jung would never do.
“Funny kid. Got it, Raccoon Man!”
“Hey, but what is raccoon in English?”
“you-guri.”
“Does it make sense?”
Up until this point, the audience had taken it as a joke and laughed, but
“Well, by the way… Everyone is curious, right? The identity of this body that defeated a dimension mover with one punch.”
‘Eh.’
“But you guys will never know who I am. because? I don’t intend to take off this mask until I’m defeated. You know what I mean?”
‘Hey Cheolhyun?’
At that time, Lee Ji-ah subtly changed Nook Man’s pose to a cheeky one.
“Because there is no one who can match me here!”
‘Cheolhyunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!’
“If you have any complaints, go for it. That’s all I have to say. more.”
As soon as Alec finished his remarks, all sorts of booing started pouring from the crowd.
“That dustproof cub!”
“Is that crazy?”
“I think I have skills, but for the first time today!”
“I must see that bastard’s face!”
“Fuck, I’ll shoot 10,000 coins at the bastard who takes off his clothes!!!”
With that remark from Alec, Nook Man instantly turned into a public enemy in the arena.
< < Now, Kim! With this , no one will say anything even if hyung wears the mask 24 hours a day. < < Thank you. > >
‘I’d rather go with a silent cool guy concept…’
The thug shed tears, but no one noticed because he was wearing a mask.
‘But… where did Mr. Kang go? I can’t see it.’
Obviously, Kang Seung-hyun was sitting in the crowd until the match started, but now he couldn’t see where he had gone.
“{Mr. Jiaya Kang?}”
“{Seunghyun Kang? Probably by now….}”
-The time when the legal arena is crowded with Nookman aggro.
Kwaaaaang!!!!
“excuse me.”
Ceilings and pillars collapsing miserably.
“What is that bastard? How did you get in here?”
“What are the guys at the entrance doing now?”
“I don’t know! I have to stop it first…”
Pew!
Pooh!
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!”
“Ah!”
Even people who are pushed into walls and floors at the same time.
In the underground arena, a violent battle was unfolding.
“I came to see a chew to be to be called in our store.”
Because of a single intruder.