I Killed an Academy Player - Chapter 210
210. Return to Academy Killed a Player
Fall Harvest Festival (7)
“Defend yourself for the heinous act of bestializing a goat.”
“……………………………………..What the fuck?”
This is a fart… What are you defending?
A small auditorium that is getting cheap. Not only me, but also the judge, Mueller, and the other participants waiting looked shocked.
Goat bestiality… What is immorality? No, you’re judging something like this?
But no one can object to that. This is because these cases are based on precedents experienced by actual magistrates.
“Before the trial, we ask that both sides familiarize themselves with the precedents. We will give you five minutes.”
We quickly take a look at the case under Professor Edgar’s lead.
This incident occurred in a remote village called Hamarakaru.
Mr. Tomubera, a shepherd who worked at the ranch, was caught and accused by the ranch owner, Mr. Aliha, of molesting a goat during the night.
Magistrate Samantha, who was passing by, severely punished the man who was being held in the village hall.
One of the testicles of young Tomubera was castrated. It was a bit excessive punishment for a crime of disorderly conduct, but it was said to be such a shocking incident that the only person who opposed it was the person involved.
-Oh.
-That’s a bit…
The men who read the file distributed as a summary of the case were so embarrassed that they hid their own information.
Yeah… female judges tend to be more strict on sexual crimes.
However, it is not an impossible punishment if a special charge is levied on disorderly conduct. As it was the middle and early modern times, much harsher and more extreme punishment was possible than in modern times.
And I have to defend this and make it not guilty or not guilty.
‘Not guilty has the highest score, but it is impossible. To begin with, these are cases where people are caught red-handed. And not guilty….’
Won’t it be difficult?
No matter what, you can still get acquitted of bestiality? It’s taken away from the point of disorderly conduct?
“Shibaaal…….”
“Are you okay, boss?”
Ren, who had been brought in as an assistant, was looking at this incident closely while being astonished.
“It’s over. I can’t overcome this…”
“But it might not be the worst. Others might be worse…”
“Do you really think that? Can you imagine the worst? Just say dog.”
“…….”
Ren couldn’t answer as he kept his mouth shut. It’s just muttering something incomprehensible.
“You might have liked the goats.”
“huh?”
“I guess the animals don’t know. That… could have been good.”
“……”
Ren blushed, probably because he was embarrassed after saying it himself. That was the opportunity.
“Let’s look at the data for a moment.”
I hastily look through the data.
Basically, magistrate trials do not last long.
As long as the minimum legal provisions are met, precedents or detailed legal provisions are not followed like local courts or the Supreme Court.
It is a waste of administration for a magistrate who has to make a local tour in the first place to stay in a remote location for several months. There is a critical lack of time to investigate.
So the rulings are also inconsistent. So the information given is at least. Then……
“Ren! Find what I’m talking about on page 39 of the Civil Code!”
“Huh? I understand.”
A thick law book provided for your reference. Quickly prepare the ingredients.
This trial.
Maybe it’s more possible than you think?
………
……
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“Then the trial will begin. Judge Mueller, please begin.”
As Professor Edgar continued, Müller opened a thick book of laws and spoke.
“The defendant is accused of disturbing social morals by committing an act of open lewdness under Article 255 of the Criminal Code. Bestiality with a goat—” “I have an objection
!”
“yes?”
From the beginning, Mueller seemed taken aback by my objection. He looked like he didn’t know what he was objecting to here.
However, this ‘word’ choice is an important point and cannot be ignored.
“It was ‘bestiality’. It was ‘bad sex’!”
“…What the fuck?”
“I have an objection! Judge Mueller, please use modest words in this strict courtroom!”
“…Judge Mueller. Please be careful when using terms.”
“Oh yes… oh I understand.”
Müller shrinks from Professor Edgar’s instructions. He continued his story hastily.
“The definition of Hwa-kan is that a man and a woman form a relationship through mutual agreement…?”
“The goat in this case, Miss Merilda, was clearly a female! She meets the definition of male and female!”
“When will the name be… No, s***! It’s only human…”
“Is there a definition in the law that says it must be ‘human’? I can’t find it? Tell me!”
“Of course…”
“‘Of course’…? Please use the word ‘certain’ in court. Respected judge!”
Müller seemed distracted by my efforts to catch him. But he is also a classmate who took the magistrate class with me.
They fought back without being swayed by my pod.
“Isn’t there mutual consent? How on earth can you give mutual consent to a female goat?”
“I see. But is there any evidence of mutual non-consent?”
“That’s right…”
“’That’s right’? Respected judge?”
“This….”
“I, Corin Locke! I will proudly reveal this here! Me and Miss Merilda…! We were in love!”
“what?!”
────!!
-what?!
-Unbelievable!
-Crazy bastard…!
-No matter how much I want to win…!
The crowd looked shocked and horrified at my shocking declaration. Love with animals. It would be an unscrupulous thing that people of this era cannot even imagine.
However, for the sake of ‘sentence’, there is nothing we can do. I must win!
“You! You’re just throwing out random words during the trial! I can prove that!”
Müller’s neck stiffened as if he had just witnessed someone commit an infernal act. Yes, no matter how hypothetical it may be, you probably think I crossed the line. however!
“I can prove it!”
“What?!
” Respected judge! I promise you right here!”
“What what?”
“I will marry Miss Merilda! Please allow our love!
-Oh….
-This is crazy. This is crazy…
-Lord, how can you allow such an ordeal to be heard in my ears?
-Keeeeeeeeee! This is not reality ahhh!!
-I can’t admit this reality!
The left is falling into a crucible of chaos. But we have to keep the momentum going.
“I will give a dowry to my father-in-law, the rancher Aliha, and convey my intention to marry! Please bless our love!”
“…Fuck.”
“Ha…”
Müller could not hold back his swearing and Edgar entered the decision while touching his forehead.
Yes, how much does a goat cost? If it is a dowry and you pay more than that, the rancher will most likely hand over the goat.
You may be shocked that a somewhat crazy person was a shepherd, but there is no reason for the rancher to refuse the benefit.
“Illegal behavior comes from non-consensual, public obscenity! However, as long as the relationship is consensual through love! Isn’t that okay if you’re a fiancee who has promised to get married?”
“Corin, you crazy bastard! Aren’t you talking too much about mock court!”
“Respected judge! Please maintain dignified speech and behavior in court!”
“Oh, you creatively crazy bastard! Your very existence is minus the dignity?! I’ve known you since you were Immortan Locke and all!”
It got increasingly ugly, but somehow the verdict was exactly as I wanted… or even more perfect.
innocence.
It was my victory.
“Keu keum… I see. I see… The boss… is someone who can do that?”
It seemed like Ren had a huge misunderstanding.
Next trial. With the positions reversed, I successfully found Müller guilty and achieved an undefeated, complete victory.
And the next trial—
“Defendant Corin Locke. Defend yourself as you have been accused of numerous sexual misconduct.”
“Haha… It’s just a sexual drama? How many people did it? Three people?! Isn’t this bastard completely crazy?!”
-Is Corinne Locke ready to speak?
-How far has his octopus foot extended now?
-I don’t know. I didn’t count more than 100 people.
I lost.
Completely defeated.
No, why did I lose this?
* * * *
“Corin Locke. Honorable mention. Silver ribbon awarded.”
“…….”
Why… Why did it become like this?
It’s a big deal. All I wanted was a golden ribbon. But the silver ribbon here?
You came last and failed?
“Well, isn’t four golden ribbons a great thing? One is just not enough.”
“…….”
Why are you like this…
Huh… Let’s calm down. The ribbons I got now are four golden ones. One silver one.
Normally, getting this much would be an absurd result.
The problem is that I have five golden ribbons to give in the upcoming ‘Woman of Autumn’.
Marie, Alicia, Hwaran, Estelle, Erin…
As she receives so much love from everyone, I wanted to present the golden ribbon equally without discriminating against anyone.
I should have done that…
“Ren…”
“Why?”
“Well… if you give a silver ribbon to just one person… who would be the best?”
“Umm… Marie-senpai…”
「Corin! thank you! Yes? Am I the only one with a silver ribbon? Uh… I see! huh! No no. are you okay. Yeah… I’m okay.”
“Even if you pretend to be okay, you’re the type that will get hurt the most, right?”
“Damn… Alisha…”
“Ah… I see. yes I’m okay. Because I can’t compare myself to other people. “I’m fine.”
“You think it’s going to be like this, right?”
“Ahh…! You’re going to be self-deprecating, right? You can’t do that!”
“What about the Netherlands?”
“Hwaran is out of the question. Ran will cry and Hwaran will beat me up.”
“……Yes.”
“If this happens, Sister Estelle…”
「Hmm~ Really? good. “But you owe it to me, little brother.”
“Aren’t you afraid of what the price will be?”
“…….”
What’s left now is Master…?”
“If it’s Master…”
“He’s someone who will understand.”
This is the only relationship that is not entangled with romantic feelings. Master. If you were a teacher, you would know and understand my situation.
“Hehe, it’s okay. You really worked hard to win so many ribbons.”
That’s right! If it were a teacher, he would definitely say that and pat my head!
“Huh? It’s Corin.”
“Huh, Master? What are you doing here?”
“I was on my way to an event and happened to see my student, so I came here.” Before I knew it,
the teacher was approaching next to me. She was wearing a fall dress with a gorgeous, open feel, not her usual work attire.
“Wow, what a dress . It’s pretty.”
“Hehe, since I was appearing on Women of Autumn… I dressed up a little. “Is that a bit of a… treason at this age?”
“I guess that’s true. It’s very pretty. You should have dressed up like this a long time ago.”
Master smiled kindly at my words and gently raised the hair below the glans.
“Look, here are the earrings my student gave me as a gift. “I’m wearing all the necklaces and bracelets!”
Master was wearing all the accessories I gave her. The already beautiful teacher is so beautiful now that she is fully dressed up.
“Master, I’m talking about the Lady of Autumn.”
“Ah, yes! This master is looking forward to it!”
“yes?”
At that moment, the cry that was trying to escape my throat was swallowed up again.
“It’s the Lady of Autumn… It’s a contest featuring pretty children in their prime, so I don’t have high expectations… but it’s okay. All I need is one of my students’ golden ribbons.”
“…….”
I couldn’t say. I wonder if a silver ribbon won’t work… no, it won’t work. It is unlikely that Master said these words with any particular conscious thought.
“Really… this is the first time I’ve felt this way. I’m also a very careful person. Instead, I’ll show my best self to my student, so please look forward to it.”
“…….”
Master said that and disappeared toward the event venue.
“…Shouldn’t you have just said that?”
“………….”
“Boss?”
“Ah~ Thank you! Teacher’s grace!!!”
“Are you crazy?”
“Ah~ It’s amazing! Teacher’s grace!!”
Can not help it. I can’t betray those smiles and expectations!
“Issitpal…! My plan is always like this!”
“…….”
“Didn’t I have insurance? Hehehehehahaha…!”
2nd year of saving the world. It always happens that plans don’t always go as planned.
Of course I prepared insurance!
“You’re Corrin Locke, a second-year student at the Department of Knights, right?”
“That’s right!”
“I thought you weren’t participating because you didn’t come until right before the event.”
“If I had to, I wasn’t going to participate.”
“Ah… then the contestant has arrived…”
– Congratulations on participating in the cross-dressing contest?
A wise man always has a plan B ready.
“Hahahahaha…! Wahahahahahaha!!”