I’ll Be Taking A Break For Personal Reasons - Chapter 5
Even though it was a weekday morning, the center was full of people.
Well, no matter what I say, but there are so many people who want to make a fortune.
I focused my attention on them, thinking that I might be able to get a story as well as just go there after coming this far.
I’ve been doing that for about a minute.
[Blind God’s Eye] Inherent power is activated.
Evaluate the objects.
‘Oh, it works!’
People’s information came into my field of vision.
[—]
-A male human. It has been used for 30 years.
Special Note: Suffering from hemorrhoids.
[—]
-It’s a female human. It has been used for 24 years.
Special Note: I am pregnant.
[—]
-A male human. It has been used for 41 years.
Special note: Erectile dysfunction.
oh well this is so subtle
The place where people’s names should be written is blank, and the text is full of inhuman feelings.
It is expressed in the way that age is used in addition to classifying humans as male and female like animals.
I wondered if this was a reflection of my psychology of not liking people very much.
What’s even more intrusive is the Special Items section.
‘Is this real?’
If you get hit, it’s a jackpot, but to someone you don’t know, ‘Do you have hemorrhoids? Do you have erectile dysfunction?’ and ask a little bit.
In particular, if you ask that lady who looks like a slender virgin from the outside if she is pregnant, you can end up with sexual harassment.
It’s not like I’m going to treat like a doctor apart from the authenticity of emotional ability, and it’s a very subtle ability.
I don’t know if I see your name again.
Is it really possible to use this?
However, there was one person who stood out among the people,
a high school girl wearing a stylish school uniform with frills.
It was still early in the morning, so she said she had some time before school, but she was a girl who didn’t fit in here.
But I couldn’t take my eyes off the girl.
It wasn’t just because that girl was a pretty girl that looked like an idol.
[Seong Mi-ri]
In the name column where everyone else only sees blank spaces, that girl was the only one with a name.
By the way…
[Sung Mi-ri]
– She is a female human. It has been 19 years of use.
Special Features: Exciting.
it’s thrilling
Shiva, what kind of new bullshit is this?
[ You are the sole god of the cruel slayer. (Sujeong) ] End
ⓒ Cracker™
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[ The Exciting Girl and the Thornhorn (Sujeong) ]
7.
Seong Mi-ri remembered what had just happened.
“Student Hey, I don’t talk like that very often. Don’t think it strange.”
Actually, I thought it was hunting at first.
It may sound like a joke, but to her, men’s attention was like a daily routine.
But there has never been a man like this before.
Wearing sloppy sweats, horn-rimmed glasses, and pale skin that makes you want to see the sunlight.
In addition, a band with a penguin character was attached to the forehead.
He was a man like an unemployed man in the neighborhood, as if he were drawn in a picture.
But that was just the beginning.
The comments that followed were more speculative.
“Hey, aren’t you thrilled right now?”
Silence passed between the two for a moment.
Seong Mi-ri clenched her fists, wondering if she was a new type of pervert.
Tirrrrr!
“excuse me. I got an urgent phone call, stop!”
The man suddenly disappeared as if running away with a flushed face.
Seong Mi-ri smiled, remembering the man’s face like a blush.
‘It’s kind of weird, but he didn’t look like a bad person.’
In the examination waiting room, the officer called her.
“No. 49 Seong Mi-ri. Come on in.”
“yes.”
Seong Mi-ri erased her smile and clutched at the number ticket with a face filled with reconciliation.
‘Today is a must!’
***
slap slap!
I was sitting blankly on a park bench when a small hand slapped me in the face.
“Where is your uncle sick?”
I looked at the owner of the hand with disinterested eyes.
This five-year-old girl with her hair tied in two pigtails is my niece Chae Seong-yeon.
Why am I in the park with this guy right now? It was because of the phone call that came right after I said bullshit.
“sister. why? uh what Seongyeon wants to see it? I’m busy right now…”
“What’s busy about unemployed? Stop talking and look at me.”
“Sheesh, that’s the problem. Since writers only write at home, they are treated as unemployed. Do you know how much effort and mental strength it takes to write?”
“I will ask you a favor. I mean, there’s a seminar to go to in a hurry. I’ll buy you something delicious later.”
“Hey, do you know that I am? I barely knew how to fall for something to eat!”
“Ilshin-ah, don’t you need pocket money?”
“Where can I welcome my beloved nephew, sister?”
This is the conversation I had with my older sister, Yu Shin-ja, an hour ago.
And as a result, I became a temporary babysitter.
He kindly answered his nephew’s questions.
“My uncle renewed a dark history today.”
Sungyeon tilts her head.
“Is there a dark history?”
It’s so cute!
To have such a daughter come out of that devilish older sister is the miracle of the century.
“Come here! our pretty girl! Let uncle hug you!”
“Crush! Get rid of your uncle’s face! Get the fur!”
Sungyeon pushed my face away with her small hands.
But if you don’t do it, you want to do it more.
“Aww! Wow!”
and after 5 minutes.
“Sungyeon? look at my uncle huh?”
After a little hugging, the girl had her arms crossed, her back turned away, and she wasn’t even looking at her uncle.
For some reason, I think of my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me and my heart hurts.
women are so difficult
“Hehe my baby. upset? My uncle did it because Seongyeon is so pretty.”
“I hate Uncle Heung!”
Ugh, my heart hurts more than when my ex asked to break up!
How do I get rid of this female anger?
When I was thinking about Sungyeon’s back.
Tring!
[Blind God’s Eye] Inherent power is activated.
Appraise the target…
Appraisal success!
[The only god’s niece]
– A female human. It’s been 5 years since I used it.
Special note: I want to eat chocolate ice cream cones.
Like a lie, my ability was activated.
But you want to eat ice cream?
really?
Just in case, I quietly stroked Seongyeon’s hair and asked.
“Sung Yeon-ah, shall we go eat ice cream? A sweet chocolate ice cream cone?”
Then, Seongyeon smiled brightly, as if she had been pouting.
“huh!”
If this guy gets mad, it usually takes an hour, but is it this easy?
I think there are times when I use dog poop, but it was a pretty useful skill.
I grabbed Seongyeon’s hand and headed to a nearby fast food restaurant.
It’s still too early to be 100% sure, but judging from Seongyeon’s reaction, my inherent power isn’t completely wild.
For a moment, a question crossed my mind.
What was that girl excited about?
***
“What can I get you? sir?”
The X Deria employee asked with a smile of capitalism.
“Chocolate ice cream cone. Please give me one.”
Emphasizing one thing, I robbed all the coins in my pocket.
The smile of the waitress who received the stack of 10-won bills almost wavered for a moment, but he was also professional.
“Yes. please wait for a moment.”
The waiter picked up the cone and pressed the button on the ice cream machine.
Drooling!
Then, as if pooping (it’s a metaphor, but it actually looks like that), the ice cream began to roll into a cone and put it in a cone.
“Wow!”
Seongyeon looked at the hand of the staff who was putting the ice cream with her eyes shining brightly.
He must have wanted to eat quite a bit.
When I was watching that scene with a smile on my face.
kid? only that?
I saw an employee trying to release his hand from the ice cream button.
With my sharp eyes, the amount was about 20% less than usual.
I’m going to eat a lot, give me some more.
Surely it’s not like that because it was calculated with coins, right?
I can’t. You have no choice but to find out the rights of consumers yourself.
Swoop.
Concentrating, I pointed my index finger at the button on the ice cream machine and whispered secretly.
“[God’s index finger crushing].”
Then a miracle happened.
gurgling!
“uh? uh! Why is this?”
The employee was perplexed and did not know what to do.
I must have taken my hand off the machine, but the ice cream was pouring like crazy.
“Wow, thank you for your service.”
I reached out for the ice cream cones stacked three times higher than usual and gave the waiter a capitalistic smile.
little bitch!
“Sung Yeon-ah, is it delicious?”
Seongyeon, who was flicking an ice cream cone higher than her head, smiled broadly at me.
“huh! Drink!”
“Hey, eat clean.”
The face is covered in ice cream.
I take out the wet tissue that my sister gave me from my pocket and wipe Sung-yeon’s face, and Sung-yeon laughs as if it’s itchy.
okay. Eat well and grow well. my nephew
So, do you want to come to my uncle’s house later to clean up and wash the dishes?
Just in case, puberty comes later and says, ‘Don’t sit next to me because you smell like uncle!’ If you say the same thing, I will definitely cry.
“Uncle Seong Yeon-ah, give me a bite. huh?”
“nah! You said you only had one bite last time, but you ate the whole thing!”
“Ah, don’t do that. This time, I will only take one bite. huh?”
“evil! no!”
It was an ordinary day.
Peaceful daily life as if drawn in a picture.
Beep profit!
That is, until I checked the alarm on my cell phone that was ringing sharply.
Ugh, I checked my phone with annoyance, wondering if it’s that bastard of ants again.
It was also a message from God Maker.
But something was different.
‘warning?’
[warning! warning!
The title [Cruel Slayer (F)] is activated!
Activating the title greatly increases the combat luck of ‘Unknown God’!]
At the same time, a voice full of eerie malice resonated directly in my head.
– You who walk the path of great evil. Eat even the trials that overtake you and grow into a true evil god!
crackle! support position!
Cheeky!
Seongyeon dropped the ice cream cone she was holding on the floor.
“What is that?”
People stared into the air with surprised faces.
crackle! support position!
Space began to split with cracks like spider webs in the air.
The first thing to emerge from the gap in the cracked space was a huge black horn.
Soon after, the head of a beast with red eyes the size of a watermelon popped out.
– Kyaaaaaa!
Rumble!
Its roar made the ground shake as if an earthquake had struck.
It was a celebration announcing the collapse of peaceful daily life.
“Crab gate?”
I saw a monster with a pale face poking out of the cracks in space.
Its appearance resembles a rhinoceros, but with dozens of horns protruding like thorns all over its body and a size that exceeds that of a dump truck, it is not a creature that exists on Earth.
“Rhinoceros….”
I knew what that was because I had once gathered data to write a novel about Hunter.
That’s a whopping level A risk.
It was a monster capable of destroying a city.
‘Why is the GATE phenomenon here?’
Twenty years ago they first appeared.
As now, the monsters that appeared through the gates and dungeons that opened the cracks in space destroyed at random.
But mankind adapted to it and eventually conquered the monsters.
Monsters were no longer a threat to humanity.
The defense system was running 24 hours a day, and S-rank hunters with foresight predicted the gates and dungeons that would appear with a perfect accuracy rate of over 99%.
Normally, the hunters and military troops who had been dispatched before the gate opened would have perfectly organized the situation.
But not now.
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It’s a monster!”
“Ouch! Save me!”
In an instant, the streets became violent.
People screamed in terror and ran away.
“Uncle Sa…”
I suddenly came to my senses at the sound of Seongyeon’s voice coming from below.
This little child was relying only on me with a white face.
Without thinking twice, I sprinted with Sungyeon in my arms.
I had to run away now.
Until the hunters and troops arrive!
– Kyaoooo!
The thorny rhinoceros, completely out of space, moved toward the fleeing people with hungry cries.
Kwak Kwa Kwak! Kwak Kwa Kwak!
A blast rang out, as if bombing.
I couldn’t muster up the courage to look back and ran in a direction where there were no crowds.
With the shallow and selfish expectation that the hungry rhinoceros would head towards the crowd.
Kwak Kwa Kwak! Kwak Kwa Kwa Kwam!
But the roar it made never got away from me.
No, it was getting bigger.
With the momentum to trample on me at any moment.
“Aww!”
At some point, I couldn’t hear Seongyeon’s groaning cry in her arms.
Kwak Kwak!
Right behind me, the rhinoceros’s huge forepaw slammed down.
The road exploded as if a bomb had fallen, and my body, swept away in shock, fell out in a mess.
“Aww!”
I don’t know how many times I rolled on the floor.
I barely let go of Seongyeon in my arms, but I didn’t move from a while ago, probably fainting from the shock.
But I didn’t have time to look at Sungyeon.
Whoop! Whoop!
The shadow of a thorny rhinoceros as huge as a mountain covered us as we fell, along with its breath mixed with a disgusting stench.
At that moment, a message about a thorny rhino popped up in my blurry eyes, as if the authority had been activated without my knowledge.
[Rhinoceros]
– It is silent. It has been used for 400 years.
Special Note: Wants to gain divinity by eating ‘an unknown god’.