Omniscient First-Person’s Viewpoint - Chapter 16

EP.16 The enemy of humans is not an alarm clock, but

there is such a joke in the morning army.

A military research institute that studies all fields of the world. Ergonomicists who study the human body and material engineers who study the properties of materials share the same building. As a result, sometimes they accidentally go into each other’s room, but they don’t realize that they’ve gone into the wrong room until they leave work.

It’s a joke that’s really not very funny.

pierce-.

A painful noise hit my eardrums. Seeing that I am fine despite being abused like this every morning, it must mean that my eardrums are doing a better job than I thought, or that military scientists made them properly.

Bend, but not break. The motto of materials engineers in the military. How much effort did it take to create that one sound? I hate to imagine

“Oh, I really hate it…”

Why? Why do I have to greet that alarm clock every morning? Why do I have to start my day with bitterness?

I think I’m going to lose my mind. I buried my face in the hard pillow and cried out.

“Please someone turn off that damn alarm clock!”

“bruise!”

“uh?”

I didn’t expect an answer, but who?

I stupidly let out a word and looked up, and what I saw was Aji flying in the sky. Aji jumped up at once, kicked the wall once, and soared. He raised his front paw and struck the alarm clock that was crying loudly.

Wow Jangchang!

When was the last time I compared an alarm clock to a steel cicada?

The steel cicada, which tormented me with its loud cries every morning, was crushed under the feet of the four-legged beast. Cogwheels resembling internal organs were scattered in all directions, and the thin, wide iron plate that created the sound collapsed in a final scream.

The alarm clock didn’t flatten out, so it got stuck halfway into the wall. You’d have to dig out a stone wall to dismantle it.

Remnants of cogs and iron plates are scattered in the air. Aji approached me while I was staring at the scene in my mind. It wags its tail gently as if it wants to be praised.

“…can you give me a compliment?”

“bruise! Woof woof!”

“Yeah, good job. Well done. You’ve put an end to the evil alarm clock that plagues me every morning…. I can’t fix it at all…”

Major parts were completely smashed. Unless there is at least a blacksmith in Tantalus, it will be impossible to save it.

I shook my head and grabbed Aji’s shoulder.

“But isn’t that right? Actually, what bothers me is not the alarm clock that rings loudly every morning. The alarm clock is only the advance guard, but the true darkness is the morning itself that makes the alarm clock ring.”

“bruise?”

“okay. All darkness is morning. A fucking morning that makes a barely finished day repeat itself again. I appreciate your noble actions, but this doesn’t change anything!”

The first thing Aji said when he saw me giving a long speech.

“fool?”

“…?”

what did i just hear I was still with my mouth wide open, but Aji looked at the ceiling and said.

“I can’t see it. It’s dark here. I’m not coming in the morning!”

“no. Even if the sun doesn’t rise, morning is morning.”

“bruise! I can’t see it, it’s not morning!”

There is no morning because there is no sun. Should I call this a positivist expression or just bullshit?

“If you’re sleepy, sleep! I like to sleep!”

“okay. I also want to sleep endlessly. But things are piled up, so there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“bruise? Day?”

“Like cooking or cleaning. If I don’t wake up in the morning, there’s no one to make breakfast for you?”

Then Aji pricked up his ears, jumped up on the bed, grabbed the hem of my clothes and pulled. My body is dragged helplessly out of bed.

“no! wake up! rice! Bar-ap!”

“okay! Let go because I’ll take care of it! wait!”

Leaving the busily running Aji behind, I got ready. I swept the broken alarm clock in a corner with my foot and wiped my face with a wet towel.

“ha. My alarm clock is broken, so how do I wake up tomorrow?”

There is one reason why I didn’t break the alarm clock even while I was in so much pain. Because without it, it couldn’t possibly happen.

It is an abyss where there is neither sunlight nor roosters. A place where time is meaningless, isolated from the world. Morning does not come to meet you, so there is no way to notice the passage of time from this side. The alarm clock I was indebted to had been smashed by a dog.

“Isn’t there something like an alarm…”

I gave up trying to hit Aji on the forehead, and sighed.

Whew. But I did it because you thought of me. To be honest, I felt refreshed when I broke my alarm clock.

The hand that was about to hit him changed direction and tickled his chin. Aji smiled and put a weight on my hand.

Innocent… It’s a face that doesn’t have a single worry. It’s possible because it’s a beast that doesn’t know anything.

Although this is a pet advantage.

I reverse summoned the clothing packet I was wearing and took out a new packet. Reverse summoned packets can be reused cleanly by washing them in the laundry room or soaking them in water and wiping them off. The former is clean like new clothes, but has the disadvantage of requiring special equipment, and the latter takes some time to dry, but it can be done anywhere.

After changing into clean clothes, I removed my hand from Aji’s chin. Aji’s face followed my hand for a moment as if it had been glued on, then stopped.

Aji opens her eyes wide and asks with her eyes as if asking why are you stopping? He raises his chin toward my hand, begging for more. It seems that the machine that strokes me is similar to a ball-throwing machine or a rice-cooking machine.

ego. it’s my seller Why am I playing the role of a dog housekeeper?

What can I do though? I am a growing individual. I have to give you rice.

“bruise?”

“let’s go. to eat.”

“bruise!”

If there is the nicest dog in the world, it would be Aji going to eat. I headed to the restaurant with a dog who only gets nice three times a day.

I’m going to heat up the bean stew I made yesterday and eat it for breakfast. Shall I cook some meat for a long time? The other day, I grilled meat to gain favor, but in fact, meat is a more satisfying ingredient when eaten differently than grilled…

Eh.

Why is the pot empty? There must have been leftovers from yesterday.

I turned my head. To my disgust, Aji just stared at me with eyes that didn’t know anything.

Correct. Aji has never been the nicest dog ever. An ignorant and strong mutt is a disaster that should not be released into the world.

“hey! You secretly ate the stew I made yesterday!”

“Woof woof?! bruise!”

“Don’t pretend! There is no one else to eat without you!”

“bruise!”

“This morning is Apsuda!”

“Awwhh!”

A hungry dog’s howl rang out.

“Today’s lesson is about handling ungrateful beasts!”

“bruise!”

Aji, who was lying face down at the back of the training room, barked loudly as if in defiance of my words. When I glared at him with terrifying eyes, he snorted and turned his head with a pick.

joy. I know that I will blink an eye.

“Beasts don’t need to do anything because they don’t know grace and don’t have intelligence. It’s a loss! Tell them to live on their own!”

“bruise! bruise! growl!”

The regressor, who had been watching Aji and I nervously, obligingly asked.

“what’s the matter?”

‘It’s going to be a trivial thing again. I’m not curious, but should I pretend to ask?’

The thought I heard was rude, but I can’t help but open up this sorrow of mine right now. He thumped his chest and said.

“That mutt ate all the food left over from the previous day!”

“Wow! growl!”

Aji barked in defiance. Although they put on a human skin, what comes out is the howl of a beast, so this must be bullshit.

oh really Even if the way of thinking wasn’t just a dog, it would read every single thought and bring up unavoidable physical evidence. At times like this, it’s a pity that I can’t read his thoughts properly.

However, the regressor did not seem to realize the gravity of the matter.

“How about the dog eat some food?”

“Some food? Are you saying something?”

I put my forehead on my forehead and sighed deeply.

“You don’t seem to know anything, Shay trainee. The reason humans and dogs could coexist was because they could eat their meals with leftovers. Also, the amount of food the dog requires is not that much. but!”

I pointed at the insectivore with my finger and shouted out loud.

“That one eats what I eat and eats twice as much! You even sickle with me!”

“You can eat some. Take it easy.”

“Jjojan? Do you want to eat?”

It’s a chance. It’s because he monopolizes everything, has a lot of property, and has a lot of items behind him, so that’s what he says! Do you say that to someone like me who earns a living every day?!

Even when Aji has more things to see! Aji is also a piece of the apocalypse! Then you, the regressor, will take responsibility and manage it! Since you have the great power of regression, you must also take great responsibility!

I was about to say However, I couldn’t reveal that I could read thoughts, so all that came out of my mouth was complaints.

“Then you ate it!”

“Oh sorry. That is impossible.”

‘When I handed over the food from Manhanjeon Seat… they didn’t eat it at all. There are a lot of them, but the amount of each is small, so my child doesn’t have enough to eat.’

What came to mind as a regressor was Manhan Jeonseok. It was a table that was so full of food that the upper leg broke at every meal.

Numerous plates are filled with food that would disappear with just one stroke of chopsticks. It is designed so that you can taste as many different foods as possible in a limited stomach at one meal. The ultimate in luxury, turning even hunger into resources.

However, it is full of spicy and salty food in case it is not the only one. If you put expensive spices like that, your child won’t be able to eat it. It’s so precious that dogs can’t eat it, so it’s definitely not dog food.

I put my forehead on my forehead and sighed.

“anyway. I didn’t like being sick with a dog. I’m giving up here. I won’t even pretend to know you. Then class is over.”

[for a moment. Is it over?]

“Yes. I called you today because I wanted you to listen to my injustice. Well, today is a holiday. It is not an opportunity that comes every day, so enjoy this precious moment.”

The student’s favorite thing is to take a break. Surprisingly, even teachers, the suppliers, love Hyu Kang. Maybe Hyu Kang is the only absolute good that exists in this world.

I showed absolute goodness and headed straight for the door.