Omniscient First-Person’s Viewpoint - Chapter 169

EP.169 Fake News!

bombshell.

I didn’t know the sky, I didn’t know the land, I didn’t know the captain who was in charge, and even I didn’t know about the false news until 10 seconds ago. Her mouth opened, her shoulders twitched, and she shuddered at the shocking news she didn’t even know existed.

In that short gap when the captain was flustered, I made up an appropriate story.

“It was paradoxically that I had a fateful meeting with Ppi at a harsh labor camp where life was being cut short. Wow, I heard that Noyeok hyung is hard, but he really almost died a few times. Even in the midst of exhaustion and hardship, there is a thing that calls me oppa all the time. Nehru, you don’t seem to know much, but men die at the word ‘oppa’.”

“I know enough, honey.”

“The title ‘baby’ seems a bit outdated. Well, you know, so you’re doing it on purpose.”

“what?”

Leaving Nehru burning the double wick in the middle of it, I put my hand on the captain’s stiff shoulder above me.

The captain, who was sitting upright with his clenched hand on his lap, jumped at the touch.

“Anyway, it seemed like something… I guess that happened.”

Even if I think about it, it’s really crudely made up.

Our eyes met with the creaking captain. The captain’s eyes widened to the fullest, and it looked as if tears would form at any moment.

‘denial! Isn’t that the result of intimidation! How long are you going to worry about it!’

Still, the captain is not quick to respond to my fake news. Before she tried to say anything, she had to decide whether or not the words were classified as potentially revealing her identity.

Truth is one, but lies and propaganda fabrications are infinite. I just have to choose the sweetest of those infinite lies.

Agitation and fabrication are fleeting, but it takes a long time to correct them.

“We came back together to Amitengrad after finishing our labor, and after meeting the robber at that time, we quickly became close.”

Nehru made a big impression on the romance story that unknowingly intervened.

‘what? What kind of nonsense now. Weren’t you just going to talk about the taboos of the military?’

okay. weird isn’t it

If you’re an information merchant, you’ll notice, Nehru. What an absurd story this is.

Just hit the kungjjak. Let’s embarrass the captain, send him away, and continue the story.

‘…but that’s a good story! If it’s a scandal between a magician and an officer, I might sell it to a secret member!’

No, seriously, don’t try to cover it. We were just talking about the military taboo. is it an occupational disease?

Secret member by the way? what else is that Why is this article selling?

Eight I don’t know. Let’s send a captain and explain. It’s hard to advance the story if there are still captains who don’t tolerate injustice.

“We lived in the same house, slept in my bed, shopped together, and worked together.”

“If you did the labor together, there is no excuse. Fellowship is certain.”

Nehru nodded. Hearing these words for the first time in his life, the captain widened his eyes.

‘?! Were you dating without the headmaster knowing…?!’

What if you’re confused? Other people don’t know, but you should know that it’s fake news.

Meanwhile, Nehru, who had an occupational disease, asked while pretending to write with a straw.

“I mean seriously dating the captain… is this really the information he wanted to tell me?”

“okay. Good things should be widely known.”

“what. They must have guests.”

“What are you doing as a guest? Just give me a congratulatory money.”

The straw fell with a thump. Admired, Nehru rolled her hands like a cat and brought them to her mouth.

The cat Soo-in is still a human, so he has no hair on his hands and feet, but his posture is as good as that of a normal cat.

“…Hoo. Are you thinking of getting married? After all, we’re already living together.”

‘Cohabiting?! marriage?! The main building, the main building, the heart is still ready…!’

What is the mental preparation? I mean don’t prepare strangely and refute quickly.

-denial! Your remarks are false testimony and at the same time harassment towards the main office!

I thought you were going to leave right away, screaming like that, giving off a lot of displeasure, but why are you stiff and still? Fake news is real because you don’t deny it!

“…Huh. Are you two really dating? You don’t seem to be used to each other.”

You finally noticed something strange.

happy after okay. If you’re sane, you might be able to undo the fake news situation

. Maybe it’s because you’re in the military, and you’re awkward with the opposite sex? For the sake of a better knight, I should give him a little push.’

Did your ancestors learn to push things off the edge of a cliff, you 1/8 cat? Maybe what you’re doing is so hateful?

“Since you two lived together, you know the number of moles on each other’s body, right?”

“…dot?!”

The captain couldn’t answer at all, probably because he was too shy. The captain’s body felt warm as if it were a lamp.

Since the military treats humans as machines, they have really become machines. It’s hot, so it’s broken.

ah i don’t know Anyway, the military is bad.

Nehru smiled proudly and winked at me with one eye.

‘Whoops. If you push your back like this, you won’t be able to stand it tonight because you’re worried about the number of dots. how is it? Was it helpful, magician?’

Don’t be funny, child. Why do I care about the number of points? that you already know

I briefly recalled an old memory.

“I do not need. you already know Five.”

“?! denial! No positive moral negative! How do you know that information!”

Oh car

“Hmm. You’ve already seen everything you see.”

“Couple infidelity! And the number of dots in the main building is four!”

“I had one on the back of my shoulder. Did you count that?”

“Then five is right… How do you know that information!”

“Oh, it’s confidential.”

“Poor injustice! Your behavior is not right!”

The captain, who was trying to argue with me by turning around, made a big move after forgetting that he was on my lap. As it was, the captain and I felt like we were overlapping our bodies.

The smell of blanched grass is like this. The blushing face and hot body stick together. The temperature that you can feel even on the stiff uniform warms your body.

Hey, even in the winter, if you have one of these, you will be warm.

…hmm. It’s a bit risky.

“oh. nice to see The two of them… to the extent that they would have skinship without hesitation even in broad daylight…”

“Stop! Erase it!”

Nehru, who caught the case, took out a notepad and wrote an article. He didn’t seem to care about the captain’s orders.

“… the number of dots… five… each other’s… body… points… a constellation… a relationship…”

“I have never drawn straw and never painted! forget it! Confidential!”

“The captain’s body… the number of dots… is a military secret…”

“Negative! It’s not a secret, it’s a secret! It’s private! right now…!”

The captain, who was struggling with his arms as if his head was overheated with shame, almost collapsed to the ground. I quickly grabbed the captain’s shoulder and pulled him. The captain’s face hit my chest.

As soon as it looked like it was hugged, a squeezing sound came from the captain’s mouth.

“Ah ooh ah.”

I guess it’s really broken. what to do

The only one who was excited here was Nehru. As a skilled paparazzi, she observes us unashamedly, and when the draft of the article is complete, she tore up a notepad and hides it in her thigh belt.

“good. The coverage is over. Thank you for your cooperation, darling.”

“This is all because of you.”

“As an apology, I will buy this drink.”

No, I said I would listen to it. the story isn’t over

As a union of beastmen, the family has the strongest organization and information power. I tried to move according to my will when necessary while giving appropriate information to them.

“Don’t worry babe. Because I know why he said this.”

okay. You know.

Well, from the middle, I was enjoying watching the captain’s reaction. Now that you’ve figured out what I mean, I’ll make an appointment to meet

you again later. Whooping, aren’t the world’s magicians quite romantics, too?’

Why is your head full of only pretense and gossip? Why are you so excited about other people’s love stories? 3rd person observer Has estrus even come?

‘Anyway, since he showed his woman, we should show sincerity. okay. I don’t know what you’re planning, but I’ll play with your puppet game, magician. Like the day of a collective pickpocket festival.’

It’s encouraging to do what you’re told without asking more, but misunderstandings like this…

it’s over. It’s a process. Anyway, the result is good, so it’s okay. Best result for me.

Nehru, who was about to get up, suddenly asked.

“…Ah honey. Shouldn’t you tell the captain’s affiliation or identity?”

The captain trembled. Even if it wasn’t so, the captain who was hugged by me dug deeper into me after hearing that. As if he wanted to hide his identity.

Since the answer had been decided anyway, I just shook my head.

“Don’t even investigate. Isn’t this enough for an article right now?”

“What if we touch it lightly?”

See how you touch it all the way I answered with a refreshing smile.

“One of them will have to die.”

It was the plain truth. As a rule, the moment you find out that the captain is a signal soldier, either the captain or you will have to die.

Then Nehru swallowed dryly and nodded.

“Don’t worry babe. I’ll make sure to hide your identity, Captain.”

‘I really can’t touch it. If the magician asserts this much, it won’t end well if he touches it…’

Huh? no not me you two you and the captain

Will one of them die? Why did you put me in the seesaw of that life?

‘for a moment. Then we’ve seen the magician leave her behind…. Well, I’ll have to tell the family not to accept anything the magician gives them for the time being. I don’t know what they’ll do if they turn their eyes away.’

now you know

Because Kim said it. I said a word to Nehru as he took out his wallet.

“…You’re not going to use my name as your real name, are you?”

“of course. Great articles should be used sparingly… Any options you want?”

“Write me down as the brilliant-brained Hugh who took first place in all secondary schools in succession.”

“receipt. ok thank you darling.”

Nehru waggled his tail and walked away. Perhaps it was because she was encouraged by the fact that I also had weaknesses, and her steps were brisk.

It’s a complete misunderstanding, but there’s no need to correct it. Making the other person misunderstand is also a good build-up.

by the way.

“…”

What should I do with the captain holding my collar and holding his breath? I made it embarrassing for now, but I think I sent it to a strange place instead of home.

…Let’s go home for now.