Omniscient First-Person’s Viewpoint - Chapter 40

EP.40 When you come home, wash your hands and feet.

Fortunately, the regressor had a habit of listening to someone before executing them. It’s usually a habit to extract information before killing, but it was fortunate that they gave me time for a final argument anyway. A regressor is better than an army.

The regressor who heard the whole story still had a cold face. Menacingly twirling the cherry blossoms, I looked back and forth between me and Aji.

“So I tried to wash my baby because it was dirty. does that mean?”

“Isn’t that obvious? Take a look. I took a box for a bathtub and hose soap and settled down next to the water tank. If this is not a bath, what is it?”

“well?”

As if the charges had been cleared a little, the regressor put the angel above his head again and crossed his arms. But there was still a look of doubt on her face.

“Maybe he used that as an excuse to do something strange.”

“what? no really Because it’s ridiculous.”

I don’t know anything else, but I can’t stand that kind of doubt. In a fit of rage, I let go of Aji and got up from my seat. Aji, who had been keeping her eyes closed, pricked up her ears and narrowed her eyes when my touch disappeared.

“Go! Even if it’s a disorganized misunderstanding due to a short and insufficient thought, there is a degree! I am the lord of all human beings! Even if they are buried in the ground right now, they give eyes to animals? No way! Go to school and learn more about the difference between primates and dogs!”

“bruise? Aren’t I washing?”

“no. I will definitely wash today. wait. Even if the sky collapses and I fall into the abyss, you will always be washed.”

“Kiing…”

Leaving Aji behind, whose ears and tail were sinking, he argued toward the regressor.

“Then what? If you say you can’t leave Aji with me, will trainee Shay even wash it?”

The regressor said tremblingly.

“…if you must wash. I’d rather do it.”

“You can do it, why can’t I?”

“You are a man and you are a woman. You take off your clothes and say that you’re a child… It’s okay to say that you don’t have any thoughts about such things! You are impure!”

What the hell is this regressor thinking about on a daily basis? When did I have a hard thought? I’ve never…

uh. hmm.

Such a thought may pass by briefly, like a very flash. Humans sometimes tend to be swayed by impulsive and primal desires. It is said that shepherds in remote places where they don’t see people sometimes do crazy things that are hard to describe in words.

However, humans are only able to overcome instincts with reason. A brief shake doesn’t explain me.

I brushed my hair and exhaled deeply.

“Teacher Shay, are you sexually conscious of Aji?”

“what? What are you talking about.”

“Aren’t you conscious? Even if Aji clings to you, don’t you think anything? You don’t even care if I’m half-naked?”

“of course.”

“Then, even if you wash Aji, you will be able to finish the work without any distractions?”

“of course.”

“If trainee Shay is like that, why do you think I can’t?”

“Yes…”

‘Yes. You are a man and I… Oops. right. I was dressing up as a man!’

uh?

I know? you were dressing up

Even I forgot for a while. What if you forgot too? If that’s the case, why the hell did you dress up as a man… Eh, let’s not talk. I dressed up as a man because I was afraid that I would be ‘severely punished’ in prison because my head was full of things. Tsk tsk self-consciousness.

Oh wait. be a male I couldn’t think of it before….

I might be able to use this.

He cleared his throat and said to the self-contradictory regressor.

“Do you know that you are very suspicious right now? A little while ago, you accused a sincere and innocent person just because he was a man, and you, the same man, are going to wash with Aji? This is an impure intention.”

“no! I never said I would shower with Aji!”

“So what? As a man, I said that washing my child is impure. And he says he has no thoughts whatsoever. does that make sense? Wow, if I do this, it’s a romance that transcends even the race, and if someone else does it, isn’t it bestial? This is scary enough.”

“Bestiality! Aji is a woman!”

The regressor blushed and made a hasty excuse, but it was a handshake. Pretending to be shocked, I put my hand on my forehead and opened my mouth.

“oh my god! Then, since I have the confidence to love Aji as a woman, my love is real love, and my caressing without emotion is just indecent? what? What’s not strange? Isn’t it natural that emotional contact is more unhealthy?”

“I didn’t say that!”

“What a difference! You and I are in exactly the same situation! But if you see me as impure and block me, are you okay? Even thinking about it, don’t you feel something strange about the logic?”

“Ugh…!”

after. The experience of reading ‘Let’s play with logic’ in secondary school is shining.

The regressor who was refuted by my perfect logic gritted his teeth.

‘profit…! How can every word I say be so nasty…!’

The reason why you’re mean is because your logic is incoherent compared to mine. Originally, people are envy and jealous of the strong that they can’t resist. Drown in my stormy logic.

“haha! So what are you going to do? It’s a jaseungjabak! Whichever way you choose, you will be eaten away by your logic! Hahahaha, where else can you talk!”

“then!”

The cornered regressor remembered someone and shouted as if it were a trump card.

“Then you can leave it to a certain woman!”

“ok?”

After reading the thoughts of the regressor, I had no choice but to ask that question.

“…so. Are you telling me to wash the dog king?”

After hearing the explanation from the regressor, the vampire slightly frowned. Even as the regressor who had brought the vampire spoke, his voice gradually became smaller.

“Uh hmm. But I didn’t have anyone to ask for it…”

‘Was it too much to ask Tyrkanjaka to do chores like this…?’

I didn’t want to lose to me, so I called a vampire, but my opponent is a vampire who has lived for 1200 years, and the queen of shadows who once ruled half the world. Trying to treat her like a lady-in-waiting?

Is it pampering or arrogance?

Even the vampire did not hide his displeasure.

“Is that the end of why you called me to this rooftop?”

“Uh…”

Cheek. looks good regressor. Can’t the world go your way? Shall I add one more to it?

A sister-in-law who encourages death!

I stood next to the vampire and whispered like a vassal.

“oh my god. They say it is. That blue guy with no blood on his head dares to look at adults and make them work? Even washing dirty dogs! I’m really dumbfounded, so I’m speechless, right? If it’s the distribution of the Tyrkanjaka trainees, it’s not enough to politely sit next to them and serve them instead of spoons when they’re eating. No! Instead, chewing it up and handing it over would not be enough, but making it work? Please give me that cheeky one. Noah!”

why me?!

A bloody fist formed in the air and lightly hit my head and passed. The vampire threw a line of gaze at me who was sitting on the ground.

“There is no sound. Even if you say you’re arrogant, you’re still my disciple. It’s not a matter for you, who is nothing, to intervene.”

“Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”

“Stop acting out. I hit you hard.”

lightly? You don’t mean to cut your flesh?

I didn’t feel any hostility, so I gave it a hit, but it hurts too much! Well, even if you get shot, you say it’s amazing, but you can’t understand the pain of an ordinary human being. Vampires do not know human pain. From now on, I will never believe that these guys are going to beat me lightly.

The vampire’s gaze was now on the regressor. The regressor was very intimidated.

‘Tsk. okay. You’re a spoiled crab. What else should I do?’

The vampire, who had calmed down a bit, quietly rebuked the regressor.

“And apart from your presumptuous behavior Shay, I can’t do you a favor.”

“Oh that. sorry. I’m too…”

“No. It’s a matter of ability. I have no power to wash the dog king.”

The vampire came down from the coffin and slowly approached Aji. As always, softly, without a handful of hostility. I was just walking on the ground.

“The dog king will not entrust himself to me.”

And Aji responded.

When I and the regressor were around, I was an aji who didn’t show dislike even if it was uncomfortable. Even when I turned on the water while I was locked in my arms, and even when the regressor blocked me, she just watched.

But as the vampire got closer, he flinched uncomfortably. Even in the threat of being buried in water, Aji stayed by me and the regressor, but as the vampire approached, her cheeks twitched and her teeth bared.

As if Aji’s reaction was natural, the vampire nodded and explained.

“I am not alive. The dog king does me no favors. The friend of men and the self-tamed king of beasts will show you the same kindness at all times, even when he is in a bad mood.”

Kreureung.

low cry. A howling that warns you not to approach and announces that you are uncomfortable. It was a wild doctor’s expression that was qualitatively different from the whining I had seen.

“It won’t be like that even to me, a corpse.”

The vampire faced Aji for a moment and then turned around. Then Aji’s growl became more frequent. Sabaksabak. The vampire walked coldly and lonely with a vague step that felt no weight.

“Once upon a time, the kings of beasts riding on human hands were the greatest enemies of vampires. Even the Elder, who can keep his shape in the sun, couldn’t hide his true identity from the beast king. Among them, the dog king, who was only friendly to humans, was the greatest enemy… They did not attack humans, but they did not hesitate to express their hostility toward vampires.”

Aji turned his attention away from the vampire and sat back down. The vampire who turned away from a distance gave up with a slightly forlorn voice.

“Even the king of this generation is the same. If you knew now, you would know why my help is useless.”

“Uh….”

The tone of the person who had been separated from the years in that resignation was plain and more sad. The regressor hesitated, not knowing what to do.

‘It’s because of me. I was provoked by that man for no reason, so I brought Tyrkanjaka… I still have a lot of help from Tyrkanjaka, but he broke my heart.’

It’s absurd to blame me in the midst of this…. Provocation? It is the fault of the one who is provoked. Who says the flash point is so low?

The regressor glanced at me resentfully and then approached the vampire.

“That Tyrkanjaka.”

“What? Is there anything else left for this master to do?”

The vampire answered casually, but that made it feel even more distant. The regressor couldn’t think of the right words and swallowed them. In the end, at this point, the regressor had only one thing to say.

When you have nothing to say, what to say is fixed. It was an apple.

“Tirkanjaka. Sorry…”

“Uh huh.”

But that’s wrong. An apple is a band-aid for the heart. The act of building a wall between the wounds in the other person’s heart and myself.

Ttsk. There’s no point in making fun of it. It seems like he hasn’t learned sociability even though he learned everything else while returning 13 times.

can you help me a little