Solo Max-Level Newbie - Chapter 301
Episode 301. Deceased Food Pool Party
‘Well, that’s not too bad.’
Jinhyuk looked in the mirror and nodded.
Sunglasses and a white T-shirt made of denim shorts.
These are clothes that I simply shopped for before coming here.
“Hey. Master. Isn’t it nice?”
“I usually live dressed up like that.”
Undine and Sylphid let out small exclamations.
When a department store employee complimented me over and over again, I just thought it was right in my mouth.
However, judging from the reactions of the spirits, it seems that it was not completely a mere remark.
The biggest reason is probably because of the amount of activity.
No matter how much I exercised, I had a little bit of flab due to my long BJ life.
After the Tower of Trials appeared in reality, I was able to maintain a perfect body.
Small muscles visible through the loose fit and hair raised with wax must have played a part.
at that time.
People wearing different swimsuits began to come out to the pool one by one.
The first ones to appear were Wolyeong and Chun Yuseong.
“My lord, I feel very uneasy in this unarmed outfit. Wouldn’t it be difficult to protect my lord in the event of something… one thing in a row?”
Wearing only a trunk-type swimsuit bottom, Wol-yeong’s slender body was exposed.
He seemed quite uneasy about not having his own sword.
On the other hand, Chun Yoo-seong leisurely took out a beer from the icebox and took a lead.
“Hmm. Well, sometimes it’s not bad.”
It’s not like doing a celebrity photo shoot.
The appearance is still the same, as if the statue was moved as it is.
Just lying down and drinking beer brings out a picture.
Ellis, Teresa, and Andrea followed.
“Wow! Jinhyeok-nim. Are you saying this is a swimming pool?”
“There were more cloudy days in Europe, but the weather in Korea seems to be much nicer. It’s not as cold as snowy days.”
Andrea wore a white bikini that matched her white hair color, and Teresa wore a blue bikini that went well with her blonde hair.
uhh
Both are great in many ways.
In particular, Andrea, as if trying to get used to the abilities of a nine-tailed fox, had fully developed her fox ears and nine tails.
Finally, Alice in a black bathing suit stared at Teresa and Andrea.
“…”
Alice poked Jinhyeok on the shoulder.
“Please return the burden to its original body.”
“why?”
“Stop talking and hurry up.”
“I don’t like it. It consumes a lot of mana. Just stay there.”
Damn!
“Oops?”
There were clear palm prints on Jinhyuk’s back.
Why is that guy getting nervous and fussing for no reason on this good day?
‘Anyway, she’s a complete child.’
Jinhyuk shook his head and clicked his tongue.
So the real water play began.
“Mosquito! Mooogi!”
Sweet Potato waggled its tail gently on top of the tube.
“Yes! Yes! Captain, I’m going again. This time it’s a little big wave!”
Then Undine worked hard to make waves in the water.
At just the right height to enjoy.
but.
“Will it be fun with that? If you want waves, Bonjwa will make waves for you.”
The dark hwang that came in the middle of the pool raised my energy.
Kwak Kwah Kwah Kwah!
Suddenly, a huge wave rose from the end of the pool.
It must be stopped immediately.
If left as it is, the entire pension may disappear before you can even enjoy the summer vacation.
“Master.”
Jinhyuk calmly opened his mouth.
“Why?”
“I heard that Master’s martial arts are the best in Moorim.
“Keuheum! Well, it’s not wrong.”
“Speaking of which, would you like to make a light bet with me?”
“Huh? Do you want to make a bet with me?”
The dark emperor’s eyebrows curled in reverse.
It is a face mixed with interest and curiosity.
“Of course, it’s just for a little bit of excitement. Seriously, there’s no way I can win by making a bet with Master.”
“It’s good. You can’t miss something like that in a fun place. If not, what would you like to do with the event?”
“I’ve heard that super-experts can move things without touching them.”
“It’s a crab that speaks of void subsistence. Of course, it’s a state where I can use it as well.”
“As expected. I have nothing to say except that Master’s martial arts are heavenly. Today, the Buddha’s disciple has nothing but admiration.”
Jinhyeok was overcome with emotion and made an expression as if he was going to cry.
I pinched my thigh with my fingernails to really shed a tear.
“Kerhum! Com! Your disciple knows something. Well, it’s hard to find a master as good as this master in all of Moorim.”
good.
The prey came into the courier box.
“Then, let’s say the one who floats higher wins.”
“Take a good look. I will directly show you what the end of my inner power is.”
The dark emperor turned his gaze to the side.
It seems to be looking for something suitable.
“It’s decided.”
“mosquito?”
The sweet potato’s body slowly rose to the sky. Almost over 10m.
To float something about the weight of a sweet potato over 10m. It’s really great.
I can’t even fathom how deep it is.
“The penalty will be 10 years of closed-door training with Bonjwa. There are so many things to teach.”
The Dark Emperor smiled confidently.
As if it could go on like this.
but.
The smile on Jinhyeok’s lips was even thicker than that.
“It’s my turn this time.”
[Inherent ability ‘Triple Magic’ is activated.]
[Levitation magic selected.]
“Mosquito!”
Sweet potatoes soared softly into the sky in the wind.
It was well over 50 meters tall.
“Now, hold on!”
The Dark Emperor was frightened and shouted.
“Isn’t this a foul! You have to lift it with your inner strength. If you use your other abilities, what the hell…
”
“Yes?”
“I just said that the side that floats higher wins.”
Why the hell are you using your energy so hard?
There is a wonderful and convenient means called magic.
“That, that’s…”
“Finally, I forgot the garlic to eat with the meat. You can go all the way down the street and buy it for me.”
If you can, come and collide head-on with a ten-ton cargo truck.
It’s even better if you recuperate for a few days at Mt. Bukmang.
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How many hours had passed like that?
After playing for a while, the noisy day came to an end.
Of course, the bloodbath is not over.
It’s only just begun.
Sizzle.
Along with the sound of grilling meat, an appetizing aroma rose from the air.
No matter what anyone says, the highlight of the pension is mukbang.
In other words, how delicious meat, vegetables, and alcohol you eat.
“….”
“….”
Their gazes cross each other.
His breath sank coldly, and sparks rose from the eyes of the beast.
Right then.
One piece of meat has entered the stage of skin contact.
The air suddenly changed.
Everyone instinctively realizes it. Now that meat is the most delicious.
Tsut….
Tak!
Tadadak!
Chopsticks cross the air.
to get the first point.
And to take away a point secured by others.
Each unique ability was activated.
The chopsticks, which had disappeared due to the slaughter, snatched the meat at once.
“The first point I give to my lord!”
however.
Sayeong Choo, who used the ‘Chuhon Sword’, took away the meat Wolyoung was holding.
“omg?”
“Heh! The magician’s skills are all there.”
Then, the Dark Emperor pulled up the Heukcheon Demon Emperor.
Heavy energy exploded along the wooden chopsticks.
“You dare! Touch the food of the Demonic Cult?”
Kwaaang!
Chopsticks and even meat turned into powder.
“What, what are you doing. Without dignity!”
“It’s better to get rid of it than to be taken away by the factionalists. Especially for a smirking serpent like you.”
“Oh my God. There is a law outside the tower that says that if you treat precious food with disrespect, you must stick your chopsticks in the middle of your forehead.”
“It’s interesting. A brawler of the political faction is not enough to discuss the way of the strong, but also the law outside the tower? If you can, try it once.”
Crunchy!
Dark Emperor’s muscles swelled as if they were about to explode.
However, Sayoung, who was married, also faced the momentum without backing down an inch.
Is it a confrontation between the sunglasses-wearing Gangnam wife and the neighborhood man who drinks heavily?
Mmm.
‘It was better when I fought the black goat.’
Jinhyuk pressed his temple with his index finger.
At least, it’s fortunate that Theresa-san protected the remaining meat through the ‘Blessing of the Stars’.
If I didn’t care, my dinner would almost become something unknown composed of protein molecules.
Right then.
“Jinhyeok-nim! Eat this. I wrapped it up, hehe!”
Andrea wrapped a wrap with a bright face.
It has a pretty plausible shape, probably learning from Theresa diligently.
“It is said that it is traditional for Koreans to wrap wraps for family and friends. Hmm. Usually, they say that they put lots of meat, garlic, rice, and kimchi out of affection for those who like them.”
Theresa read the green search bar intently.
“Thank you. I’ll eat well. Andrea.”
Still, there are people who do pretty things in the midst of this.
Jinhyeok happily accepted the wraps and put them in his mouth.
“Hey. Is it delicious?”
Proportion is appropriate. I also heard two pieces of meat.
Andrea, who was praised, clapped her hands with a worldly happy face.
Looking at this guy like this, who would think that he was the boss in charge of one floor?
She is an innocent girl herself.
“Mine must be unique? I made it in a Western style once.”
Teresa also wrapped a wrap and handed it over.
Whoa. This is with sausage and mustard instead of pork belly.
Eating it with rice and fried egg naturally exclaimed.
however.
“It’s cheap… There’s a very interesting culture outside the tower.”
“I’ll make the principal pack a special bag for my beloved disciple.”
Once again, a strange battle of nerves broke out.
“Chun Gongja. Now. Ah, do it. Aaaa~.”
“S, Master’s body language is a bit…”
“Oh my God. Are you thinking of refusing what Master gives you? I’m so sad… I think I’ll have to die.”
“…All right.”
When I handed over the wraps with three pieces of meat, Chun Yu-seong let out a small sigh.
‘Seeing that leech is having a hard time meeting a teacher like that… I feel a bit pitiful.’
It was when Jin-hyeok looked at Cheon Yoo-seong with a pitiful gaze.
“Puhaha! A young boy. Jeongpa guys aren’t always so bold.”
Amhwang filled the meat and put it in the ssam. It’s a bonus that black kimchi was added
. Take it.”
To say sorry is to cancel.
Here is one more monster
. Besides .
can’t lose “Yes!”
Alice muttered to herself and moved her little finger.
Then, she handed her something the size of a basketball.
“Eat it.”
“Huh?”
“Eat it.”
“This?”
“Huh. don’t leave it never leave it Okay?”
“…”
Even at a glance, the height of the 10-story stone pagoda of Wongaksaji is high enough to look like meat?
I put in about 30 pieces of lettuce, rice, and everything else in the rice cooker.
Even the Buddha was surprised and ran away. I don’t know if I’m giving them buns to eat, whether it’s for wraps or assassination.
‘The middle class… I want to go quickly.’
We must get out of this hell quickly.