The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine - Chapter 247
The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 247
Episode 247 The power of the decisive battle weapon (1)
The decisive battle weapon.
It refers to the strongest and final weapon used to settle a huge war that determines the fate of the nation, nation, and race. As such, since ancient times, numerous decisive battle weapons have decorated the pages of history with the glory of blood and shame.
An iron weapon that is an over-tech weapon from the early history of mankind. Greek fire, a liquid chemical weapon of the Eastern Roman Empire. From the Cold War era to the 21st century, nuclear weapons continue to reign supreme.
Of course, the races here on the Laurasia continent were also similar. Among them, the dwarf race in particular had numerous decisive battle weapons.
Typically?
There was an extreme blade that could cut through any material in the world, made by the best blacksmith over a period of 100 years. However, right after cutting off the dragon’s scales just once, the user and the user were cut in two by the angry dragon’s thorn.
In addition, the mechanical combat armor that greatly increases the wearer’s combat power to fight dragons, the ultra-large surface-to-air crossbow that protects the sky above the city against dragon attacks, and the Colossus Shield that can withstand the dragon’s blow.
The race that created so many decisive battle weapons was the Dwarves. The reason was simple. This was because the race had suffered a lot from dragons since the early days of its history.
He has an instinctive knack for finding gold mines. Because he has excellent skills in treasure crafting.
Dwarves have always been targets of dragons. As the saying goes, I lived a life of being ripped off and robbed every day.
Of course, just because they were dwarves didn’t mean they were suffering. I tried to rebel in my own way. He used his outstanding dexterity in jewelry cutting to develop and manufacture weapons. Thanks to this, their weapon manufacturing capabilities improved day by day, and they were able to create numerous decisive battle weapons listed above.
‘But… the tragedy was that it was ineffective against dragons.’
Ails Corgidus, the dwarven craftsman of the imperial workshop, frowned his thick eyebrows. Every time I looked back on the history of suffering, humiliation, and frustration that my ancestors had experienced, I felt solemn.
The hammering and bellows skills he learned from his father. It was quite heartbreaking to think that all blacksmithing skills were imbued with our ancestors’ will to overcome dragons, filled with blood and sweat.
That’s why he was barely holding back tears right now.
“Our ancestors, we finally did it.”
He looked up with emotion. At his words, all the dwarf blacksmiths in the workshop also raised their heads.
Where their eyes are directed. There was a new decisive weapon that had just been created.
It was different from any previous weapon.
First of all, the size was huge.
The total length is about 200 meters.
The shape resembled a majestic snake. The bangs are round and made of transparent glass. Thanks to the use of the best glass craftsmen, the thickness is extremely uniform and it has excellent durability that can withstand pressure from all directions.
What about the torso there?
The cylindrical body, which was 200 meters long and 3 meters in diameter, consisted of 39 joints each 5 meters long, allowing it to twist and move extremely flexibly. Additionally, a highly elastic metal framework was used throughout the joints, ensuring sufficient strength at any angle.
“Comrades, take a look at the decisive battle weapon we created.”
“Corgidus Centenarian, I think we… did it.”
“I think we can finally fulfill our ancestors’ wishes.”
“Finally… we… hmm!”
The dwarf artisans all had tears in their eyes.
How could he not blush? The weapons created by their own hands were finally able to ravage dragons to their heart’s content. For the first time in the long history of dwarves, it was possible to elicit a groaning sound from a dragon’s mouth.
“But Corgidus Centennial? “I have a question.”
“Uhm, ask.”
Cogidus, the centennial leader of the dwarven artisans and responsible for the 100 years of the imperial blacksmith, looked at his fellow blacksmiths. a fellow blacksmith asked.
“Now that I think about it, it’s this decisive battle weapon we created this time. Even though it was completed, it seems like it hasn’t been given a proper name yet…”
“Ah, it’s a name. “Your Majesty has already added that.”
“Your Majesty the Crown Prince?”
“Hmm.”
Corgidus nodded. And he said it with proud emotion.
“Your Highness gave the name ‘colonoscope’ to this weapon that will ravage dragons for the first time in history.”
“Colon… Endoscope….”
“It’s a name that gives off a powerful yet mysterious feeling.”
“First of all, since it has the name ‘Captain’ attached to it, I have the feeling that it is a weapon that will be sufficient to deal with dragons.”
“So are you using this to destroy the dragon that appeared in the villa?”
“Maybe so. So, let’s gather together! hurry!”
At Corgidus’ torch, everyone gathered in front of the latest battle weapon(?) colonoscope. And each person struck a pose. Then a human painter came into the blacksmith shop. Then I unfolded the canvas and picked up the brush.
The blacksmiths felt puzzled.
“Hey, Baeknyeonjang? “I have another question.”
“Uhm, ask.”
“What is that man doing now and what are we doing now?”
“I’m following the latest trends in the imperial capital.”
“What do you mean… it’s a trend?”
“Tsk tsk. Have you not heard yet? I’m talking about a proof shot. certifying shot.”
“Yes?”
“I heard that nobles who were hospitalized at His Royal Highness the Crown Prince’s villa leave something like this behind every time they leave the oriental medicine clinic. To commemorate the moment I completely recovered from my illness and was discharged from the hospital. So shouldn’t we try it too? “It’s especially meaningful when it’s such a meaningful moment when you finally complete the decisive battle weapon that will subdue the dragon.”
“…ah!”
“That’s what I meant!”
“It seems you are planning to leave the decisive battle weapon and our monumental image in the history of the race for generations to come.”
“As expected… you have the insight of a 100-year-old general!”
The dwarf craftsmen, who were buzzing with excitement, smiled brightly and took proof photos along with the colonoscopy.
That afternoon, the completed colonoscopy was finally delivered(?) to the garden of the villa. The process and appearance were also extremely spectacular. As many as 40 oversized carts were mobilized. A procession of carts carrying long colonoscopes, connected one after another like a train, crossed the city of Hwangdo.
From the imperial palace blacksmith shop to the villa.
It attracted the attention of numerous onlookers and celebrities. Rakiel, who was waiting at the villa, smiled brightly at the endoscope, which was of better quality than expected. Of course, upon seeing this, the happiness index of the dragon-armored dragon Portis plummeted into the realm of the negative dimension.
“You’re putting that…into my body?”
“Yes, Portis.”
“Is that possible?”
“Of course.”
“really?”
“yes.”
“….”
Can’t you just say no?
Portis looked at Rakiel with longing eyes. To be honest, I didn’t feel like it. When I heard that surgical instruments would be inserted through the anus, I was disgusted, but when I saw the actual object that would ravage my buttocks, my aversion became even stronger.
To be truly honest, I wanted to run away like this. I even wondered if I should go to such lengths to enjoy wealth and fame.
‘It’s just… the appendicitis hurts a bit and I have to keep using recovery magic to fill the ruptured area… but I don’t want to put something like that in my body…’ I felt a
sense of shame, wondering if it would be better to just live in discomfort and pain like this. The frontal lobe and cerebral cortex were poked in real time.
But we had already come too far(?). The person in front of you made such an expensive device for you, so what kind of criticism would you get if you threw it away because you didn’t like it?
‘Besides… if I run away now, they’ll think I’m scared, right?’
Everyone who knows this incident, including the crown prince, may think so. I hated that even more. He was a great dragon. But what if a rumor spreads that mere humans and dwarves got scared by tools made by them and ran away?
I even thought that I would rather die. So… I can’t run away now. It’s too late.
‘Damn… Damn!’
I grabbed hold of my mentality, which was breaking down in real time under pressure from outsiders. But there were still more facts that would shake his mentality even more.
“Anyway, Sir Damien Gardin and I will enter Portis’ colon through that colonoscope.”
“…what?”
“…yes?”
“…yes?”
Rachiel’s bombshell announcement.
Upon hearing that, the eyes of Portis and Lord Damian Gardin shook violently, as if they were joining hands in singing the serenade of destruction.
The first person to question him was Portis.
“Hey, wait a minute. “I think I just misheard something.”
“Are you saying that Sir Damien Gardin and I are going to enter Fortis’ interior through a colonoscopy?”
“uh. that.”
“You heard correctly.”
“…why!”
Fortis shouted loudly.
Rakiel responded as if asking why he was so surprised.
“Isn’t it obvious? Portis’ body is so perfect, flawless, and strong that it can never be hurt from the outside. “So since we can’t separate the scales and do open surgery, we put the endoscope in through the anus.”
“No, let alone the endoscopy, why do you…”
“A person has to go in to do the surgery. “Shouldn’t the bulging appendix have to be excised and removed?”
“….”
“Besides, Lord Gardin here is a much better doctor than me when it comes to trauma care and surgery. “You can trust us.”
Rachiel smiled happily and tapped Sir Gardin on the shoulder. Thanks to this, Sir Gardin’s face became tearful.
“Hey, Your Highness…?”
“huh?”
“Does it have to be this way?”
“Hmm? what? why?”
“No, I’m just wondering if you have to go directly into the dragon’s stomach?”
“Of course I should go in.”
“But…”
“But whatever.” “You must have heard the explanation I just gave you to Portis.”
“Yes…”
“Then I completely understand why.”
“….”
“Besides, think about it. Sir Gardin? On this occasion, I will go down in history as the first human being to enter a dragon’s anus…” “
…I don’t want to!”
Sir Gardin ran out of the clinic, shedding tears. The treatment room instantly became as solemn as his empty seat.
Damian was no exception.
“I’m retiring…”
“Don’t do it.”
“….”
“Just try it.”
“….”
Damian let out a sigh that felt like the earth was falling apart. And for a moment, I really thought about it. A dragon’s anus. If that’s the case, should I just wake up the Demon King? If the whole world is destroyed, there will be no need to go into the dragon’s anus. Maybe that would be better.
‘Life is real.’
Damian’s sigh deepened. Dragon Portis’ eyes were filled with sorrow as he saw this.
‘Yongsaeng really.’
…Just like that, amidst Rakiel’s wild thoughts, everyone’s anxious eyes, and the dragon’s regretful anguish as he watched, the historic dragon colonoscopy procedure finally began.