The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine - Chapter 297
The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 297
Episode 297 Vampire Lord’s Concerns (3)
Erectile Dysfunction ED.
The International Classification of Diseases codes are F52.2 and N48.4.
It is a term referring to male sexual dysfunction in which the penis cannot be erected even though there is sexual desire. This is by no means a derogatory or sexually explicit term. It is definitely a disease, a subject of treatment at hospitals, and the pain felt by those involved in reality.
In fact, those suffering from erectile dysfunction are in a situation of severe psychological and physical stress. Additionally, if no effort is made to treat it, it can become grounds for legal divorce. It is also a terrifying disease that can destroy a peaceful family.
But why?
But why?
How on earth?
A person as good as a vampire lord….
“Is it possible to treat erectile dysfunction here?”
“….”
Vampire Lord Hildert’s expression was serious. The eyes were also the same. It’s so serious that it’s almost tragic. That’s why I couldn’t react carelessly.
To be honest, the moment I heard it, I almost let out a sigh without realizing it. It was because of the sadness I felt as a man. However, he exercised superhuman patience and endured and swallowed his sighs. Because that is a reaction that a patient who discloses his or her disease should never receive.
‘No way. no. It’s not just another disease, it’s a sexual dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, and just revealing it would have caused a lot of worry and stress. There must be a whirlwind of incredibly shameful, shameful, and self-deprecating feelings. After enduring and overcoming it with difficulty, he revealed it with his own mouth… What if he lets out his sighs?’
The shame the patient will feel will be amplified hundreds of times. This is the case no matter how much this side feels pity despite being well-liked. Empathy is not for those places. In particular, medical professionals must use the emotion of empathy very carefully. This is especially true in front of patients.
Long experience accumulated as an Oriental medicine doctor in Korea.
Thanks to this, Rakiel was able to maintain a perfect poker face even after listening to the vampire lord’s words. He didn’t carelessly show his sadness or even give him a look of disappointment. Just calmly. He acted like someone who had just heard a normal lunch menu.
Because it was best for the patient.
“Hmm, it’s erectile dysfunction. “What kind of prescriptions did you receive from the doctors you visited earlier?”
“I received medicinal herbs and various psychological treatments.”
“Was it effective?”
“If there had been, I wouldn’t have come here.”
“okay. All right.”
…Honestly, it’s hard.
I tried my best not to react for the sake of the patient, but since the patient was a vampire lord, it was really difficult for me to remain humanely unresponsive. It was fascinating before it was sad. I was curious. So much so that it hurts!
Rachiel held on tightly with both hands as if pinching her thighs, which were hidden from view under the desk in the director’s office. I controlled myself with all my might and glanced sideways to both sides. Fortunately, both Damian and Anis who were present seemed to be trying their best to keep their expressions blank.
Now, I’m back in dry oriental medicine mode.
“Then when did your symptoms start?”
“It was from the beginning.”
“yes? “You mean from the beginning?”
“From the time I was born… or in my case, I should say from the moment I was born.”
Lord Hildert’s voice was filled with regret.
“As you know, I am a vampire. They are not ordinary vampires, but Jinhyeol’s clan that is passed down only to Lord. That’s why my heart doesn’t race.”
“By birth?”
“That’s right. My heart has never been faster. “Not once in my entire long life.”
Hildert closed his eyes gently.
It really was.
What does it feel like to have your heart beating? I couldn’t figure it out. Because I haven’t experienced it. At any moment. Even in any tense moment. In the distant past, when I was defeated and taken prisoner by Kaisertooth, who was called the Demon Dragon, and even in the days when I was saved by meeting a human girl.
Biologically, his heart had never beaten.
“Besides, I don’t have any blood.”
“Blood… you mean?”
“okay. My veins are empty. There must be something like this among humans. Even if you stab him, not a single drop of blood will come out. That’s right. “That’s me.”
“Wait a minute then…”
Rachiel, who was listening to Rod’s words, paused. Suddenly, my mind started spinning and the cause of erectile dysfunction was put together like a puzzle.
‘My heart isn’t beating and there’s no blood? So that means your blood pressure is 0. If there is no blood pressure, the corpus cavernosum inside the male penis cannot be filled… so an erection is impossible.’
Then check it with your own eyes.
He activated acupuncture point scanning again and observed Rod more closely. Parts that had been hidden from view before were vaguely visible due to the flow of mana, which was so powerful that it surpassed that of an ordinary dragon.
It was true.
The mana flowing throughout the body was enormous, but the mana flow to the heart was not visible. There was no sense of blood flow, which a normal person would naturally have. In addition, perhaps because it does not contain hemoglobin, the upgraded function of acupuncture point scanning was not applied.
‘That was true.’
I finally understand. Why is it that the Vampire Lord is a born sufferer… no, suffers from erectile dysfunction? But at the same time, I became more curious.
“Then, Lord?”
“I am your patient now, so please feel free to call me Hildert. “I am the crown prince of humans and the director of the Villa Palace Oriental Medical Clinic.”
“yes. Thank you, Hildert. First of all, I understand why Hildert suffers from erectile dysfunction. “The cause is low blood pressure because the heart is not beating and there is no blood to fill the penis.”
“is it?”
“yes. But…”
“You have a curious look in your eyes. Why do I suddenly want treatment for erectile dysfunction after living in this condition for a long time? “I guess that’s what you’re curious about, right?”
“…sorry.”
“No. I was going to say it anyway. “I think you will be more cooperative with my treatment if you know my purpose.”
“Do you have a compelling reason?”
“of course.”
Lord Hildert nodded.
His voice gradually and calmly continues.
“For the first time in my long life, I found a woman I loved that I thought would never exist.”
“A woman… you mean?”
“Hmm. It’s first love. And thanks to the luck and blessings from heaven, I succeeded in confessing and she accepted me. That’s how we got married. “It was three years ago.”
“Ah, it’s late, but congratulations.”
“Thank you. But… so a problem arose.”
“Is it a matter of creating descendants?”
“no. “It’s not that simple.”
Lord Hildert sighed. And he made a bombshell remark.
“My wife is an ordinary human being.”
“…yes?”
“It would be amazing. I’m surprised too. How could it be that I fell in love with an ordinary human woman at first sight? It’s something I couldn’t have imagined. But what can you do? This is fate and destiny. But the problem is… I don’t want my wife to create offspring the vampire way.”
“If that’s the vampire’s way…”
“Oh, it’s not like biting. That’s the way normal vampires do. Jinhyeol’s vampires like me inherit Jinhyeol’s authority to chosen beings. In this way, we can ‘create’ descendants who will continue Rod’s lineage.”
“But your wife, or rather your wife…”
“Yes. “They want to create and give birth to children in a human way.”
Hildert bit his lower lip and spoke in a voice filled with emotional pain.
“At first, I didn’t understand what my wife meant. why? why? That’s all I thought. But… she was trying to do it for me.”
“For Hildert?”
“okay. “If I leave descendants in Jinhyeol’s way, I will disappear immediately.”
“…annihilation?”
What does that mean?
Lord Hildert showed a bitter smile.
“That’s the way it is. Jinhyeol is a power granted to only one being. The two cannot coexist in this world. When one arises, the other must disappear. “That is the order of nature and the fate of the True Blood Vampire Lord.”
“So, as you said a moment ago, does this mean that Hildert will disappear from this world after passing on the power of Jinhyeol to a chosen being? Like dying?”
“That’s right.”
“….”
This is not a beetle that crosses the Jordan River immediately after mating.
Rakiel quickly put away the random thoughts that suddenly occurred to him.
“Then… your wife’s idea of giving birth in a human way was all for Hildert.”
“yes. It could be a way to create a child between us without destroying myself. my wife said Our child will not live a normal life because he is a half-human, half-blood vampire, but he will still cry, laugh, sometimes love, and fill this part of the world with his own colors. From generation to generation. It was also said that this is the way for humans to enjoy eternal life. And I… want to respect and follow her wishes.”
“okay.”
“okay. “By now, you probably know why I want to get treatment for erectile dysfunction, right?”
“Yes, I understand.”
I finally understand.
A powerful vampire lord and an ordinary human woman fell in love and got married. I wanted to have a child of my own. By expressing happiness in an ordinary human way to keep the Lord alive.
But that has become impossible.
Because the mighty vampire lord cannot be strong(?) at night. Becoming a man with his head down. He must have been embarrassed and his wife must have been worried. So, even though Rod searched all over the country for a doctor, he found no results and ended up here.
For now, my curiosity has been resolved.
I also understand the cause of the symptoms.
So on the one hand, I felt at a loss.
‘What should I do with this?’
To be honest, I had a sneaking feeling that it was a mess.
Erectile dysfunction is by no means an easy disease. If it is the same for ordinary people, how on earth should the erectile dysfunction of unusual vampire lords be treated? I really had no idea.
But… should that mean you refuse treatment? Should I politely appease him and send him away saying that treatment will be difficult?
‘no.’
I didn’t like that.
Before he was a vampire lord, he was a patient who came to him for treatment. But sending it back without even trying anything is nonsense. Besides, even as a man, I can’t bear to do such a cruel(?) thing.
It was a moment when I thought…
“So please… sigh…”
Lord Hildert, who had told his entire story, seemed to have felt a sudden surge of emotion and was slightly overcome with tears. And then he looked at me sorrowfully with his wet eyes.
“Please, please, help me stand up.”
“….”
Suddenly, I wanted to cry too.
Fuck you.