The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine - Chapter 302
The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 302
Episode 302 Preparing for surgery (2)
“Your Highness? What on earth is going on? And why is your complexion like that?”
Sunny and early morning.
However, Lord Gardin was having a bad morning. It was natural. It was because His Royal Highness the Crown Prince whom he served had been away for a full day since yesterday morning. Of course, I knew the reason. Because I received a summons from the emperor.
“Have you received much scolding from His Majesty? Overnight?”
The crown prince was summoned by the emperor the morning before. And the crown prince returned almost 24 hours later. Sir Gardin felt truly sorry. How many times in the world must I have been scolded for being held captive all day and only now returning to the villa?
To be honest, sometimes I didn’t understand the emperor. Anyway, isn’t he still a son? I’ve felt this for a long time, but the emperor was definitely very cold towards the crown prince.
‘It must have been like that this time too.’
You must have been called in the morning and heard an unpleasant command. I would have been scolded for standing in one place for several hours. What happened to you after that? Maybe corporal punishment? That wouldn’t be enough for the crown prince’s reputation. Perhaps he was locked in a room and suffered confinement in the name of reflection, and was finally released.
‘Your Majesty, who has accomplished such great feats, has yet to find fault with you. ‘Tsk, tsk!’
Lord Gardin’s eyes as he looked at Rachiel were filled with human pity. Thanks to this, Rachiel had to feel astonished.
“her. Am I scolded? “Are you worried that I’ll be scolded all night long?”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“why?”
“Because I am Your Majesty’s doctor.”
“What does it have to do with you being my doctor and worrying about me getting scolded?”
“Of course it is related, Your Highness. If you receive excessive admonishment or reprimand from your superiors, won’t your anger build up in your heart and will this stress harm your health? So, as your doctor, I am naturally worried about this situation.”
Sir Gardin spoke sincerely.
What if His Majesty, who has become much healthier these days, returns to the same state he was in today and tomorrow, when he was very sick? Horrible. I didn’t even want to think about it.
It was thanks to Lord Gardin’s sincerity. Rachiel’s amusement burst out even more refreshingly.
“Huh. If I get scolded by Your Majesty, will my health suffer from stress? “Then let’s think about it.”
“yes?”
Are you arguing?
What?
It was a moment when I thought…
Rakiel’s meaningful words pierced Sir Gardin’s heart.
“A person who is so worried about me getting scolded by His Majesty would tell His Majesty? Even spreading false information?”
“…yes?”
“Are you saying I’m a eunuch?”
“…Yes?”
“You told me you were a eunuch. “After being summoned to His Majesty.”
“….”
“actually?”
“….”
“True story?”
“…Zeueoeonhaa!”
“Oh, I’m surprised. “I told you not to do that.”
“I am just-”
“Just?”
“I was truly concerned about your safety and the future of the imperial family.”
“Don’t suddenly use a quadrupole and look at it with a straight face. “That doesn’t mean the sin goes away.”
“B but Your Highness?”
“uh. “Make an excuse.”
“Your Majesty has already… been so sure about your condition there and asked about it…”
“I had no choice but to match the rhythm?”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“Couldn’t you make an excuse for me?”
“….”
“Eight tsk. “I know you did this because you were really worried, so I can’t ask you anything more, really.”
“Then…”
“Are you forgiving me? you’re welcome. “Do you think I came to see you all morning just to have such a leisurely conversation?”
“Yes?”
“Let’s have surgery.”
“Yeh?”
Sir Gardin’s eyes widened.
They said let’s have surgery first thing in the morning. What does that mean? Does it have some profound meaning? If not, is he planning to do something crazy again after such a long time?
Looking at the prince’s subsequent actions, it seemed like the last sad (?) guess was correct.
“Now look at this. “I stole it… no, I took it from the court wizard, Sir Janetis.”
The crown prince took out a small glass bottle and showed it to him.
“What is this?”
“Do you see the thing floating in the bottle?”
“yes. “It’s the size of an almond… and looks exactly like the heart of a small creature?”
“uh. “It’s the heart.”
“yes?”
“It’s a mini heart artificially grown by Sir Janetis.”
“What are you going to use this for….”
“I told you. “Let’s have surgery.”
“What kind of surgery….”
“Transplant surgery. “I’m going to plant this heart.”
“yes? Planting it? “This heart?”
“uh.”
“Where do you want to plant it?”
“The Vampire Lord’s testicles.”
“….”
“Why do you look like that? “Am I weird like this?”
“….”
yes.
It’s fucking weird.
I couldn’t bear to answer.
“Hey, Your Highness?”
“huh?”
“Of course you are making a serious statement, right?”
“uh. of course.”
“But the fact that you came to me for that kind of business…”
“Yes. “The surgeon performing this surgery is Lord Gardin.”
“Me? why?”
“Why? The bed is science, the web novel is Naver, and the surgery is Sir Gardin. “Don’t you know these rules?”
“I do not know. Besides, who is Naver?”
“There is such a thing. Anyway, I want Kyeong to transplant this mini heart into the Vampire Lord’s testicles. “You can do it, right?”
“majesty?”
“uh. “You probably have a lot of questions, so ask.”
“Why on earth do you have to have that surgery?”
“good. “I’ll tell you why.”
Cheap chook!
Rachiel loosened her tongue.
“Not long ago, I consulted with you about your concerns, right? “Concerns about erectile dysfunction.”
“Yes, I did.”
“It’s actually a vampire lord’s disease.”
“…yes?”
“Let me explain a little more…”
That was from then.
Rachiel explained in detail the visit of the vampire Lord Hildert and his erectile dysfunction, which had been kept secret to protect the patient’s personal information. This was because there was no need to hide it anymore since it was Lord Gardin who was going to perform the surgery.
After hearing the entire explanation, Sir Gardin’s expression became devastated.
“What… are you saying that there existed a race of unfortunate people who couldn’t get an erection because their heart didn’t beat and there was no blood at all?”
“okay. “That’s Jinhyeol’s vampire.”
“Ugh tsk tsk!”
“Aren’t you sad? so do i. So we should help. Especially the wonders.”
“…Wait a minute, Your Highness?”
“huh. “I have another question, right?”
“of course. That mini heart transplant surgery. Why are you doing that to your testicles? “What effect do you think doing that will have?”
“Oh yeah. You might be curious. Let me explain. First of all, the vampire lord’s heart doesn’t beat. That’s the number one cause of erectile dysfunction. yes?”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“Let’s think about it briefly. What if my heart doesn’t beat? Just make it run. But I can’t make it run? Then just give it a new heart that beats well.”
“Ah, yes…”
Lord Gardin nodded his head. Once you heard it, it was true. That’s true, but…
“Think again here. It’s good to give a new heart. But is it really necessary to wear a big heart? Just to build it? No. That’s not quite right. It’s so inefficient. “The difficulty of surgery has also increased significantly.”
“That’s right.”
“So, all you have to do is attach a properly downsized mini heart that is optimized just enough to create an erection there. where? In the testicles. That way, even if the pump output is low, it will be easy to create blood pressure sufficient to fill the corpus cavernosum. It’s a kind of direct delivery from the source. okay?”
“Oh yes… then…”
“What do you plan to do with the blood?”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“We’re going to add a little bit of pseudo-blood. Of course, all blood vessels exiting the penis must be blocked so that similar blood can only circulate between the penis and testicles.”
“….”
“I guess they are adding some kind of engine oil specifically for erection. under. under. under.”
“What is engine oil… again?”
“There is such a thing. Anyway. “You can do it, right?”
Rachiel said as if it were obvious.
“okay. You can do it. Because he is our Lord Gardin. Because no one can match Sir Gardin when it comes to surgery. In times like this, who else would I trust to perform the surgery, if not Kyeong? is not it?”
“Hey, Kelod….”
“Yes, no. I’m still a kid. He may have been the top student in medical school, but how dare he compare himself to Sir Gardin’s surgical skills. “There is no choice.”
“Then Valentino…”
“Oh, kinda. Why are we like this, teacher? “Let’s do surgery.”
“But your highness?”
“huh.”
“Why do you keep entrusting these surgeries to me?”
“It’s good.”
“What do you mean by good?”
“Lord Gardin, have you ever seen any data or records showing someone performing this type of surgery?”
“doesn’t exist.”
“yes? so do i. Who’s a vampire? No, they’ve had surgery to install an artificial mini heart in their testicles. “This will be the first time in history such a crazy surgery.”
“Oh yeah…”
“So this is an opportunity. The first case that will remain in the history and records of the medical world for a long time. I’m putting the Lord’s name on there. Just like the dragon colonoscopy procedure I had last time. At that time, was it already registered in the medical dictionary? The records and statistics on the first Dragon colonoscopy procedure were blah blah blah, and the name of the Lord was proudly written there. how is it? “You can do it again.”
“…That’s what I don’t like!”
In the end, Sir Gardin couldn’t bear it anymore and ran out, shedding tears. But Rachiel didn’t care. Even if my immediate reaction is that, I will eventually perform the surgery. Because that’s Sir Gardin. Because I believe that much.
‘Whew. good. First, I informed Sir Gardin well.’
If you tell me this much, I will be able to prepare my mind. In fact, a bigger problem remains. This is the reaction of the person who will undergo this crazy surgery.
‘If you get caught by the vampire lord, it’ll be a bit tough.’
Rachiel shook her neck and walked towards Lord Hildert’s hospital room.
♣
Rod Hildert’s reaction was surprisingly cool.
“You’re transplanting a mini heart into my testicles?”
“Yes, Lord.”
“Hmm. “Ingenious.”
“Are you okay?”
“what?”
“Oh, aren’t you angry or something?”
“at all. “Don’t worry.”
“Is that so?”
“Hmm. To be honest, isn’t this an institution that is already not being used properly? “Whether I cut it or paste it, as long as it works, I’m satisfied.”
“Is that so?”
“So what is the surgery date?”
“Oh, I need to do a detailed examination, surgical plan, and properly check the output of the mini heart… I’m thinking about 5 days from now.”
“Tsk. “Not today?”
“….”
“Hurry up. “Even at this moment, my wife is desperately praying for my treatment to be successful.”
“Ah yes…”
The power(?) of love is such a great thing.
Rakiel was amazed once again and hurried to prepare for the surgery. Prior to the surgery, Rod Hildert’s body was thoroughly examined several times. In particular, the location and composition of blood vessels in Rod’s testicles and corpus cavernosum tissue of the penis were examined in detail.
On the one hand, a detailed surgical plan was established. We established an efficient incision site and surgical sequence that will minimize the damage and risk to the patient’s body and increase the success rate of the surgery.
Meanwhile, five days passed by.
…match!
“Everyone ready?”
Rachiel tightened her surgical gloves and looked around at the surgical staff including Sir Gardin. Then she looked at the Vampire Lord lying on the operating table.
Everything is ready.
Now is the time to quit.
This marked the beginning of the first vampire lord peanut(?) surgery in history.