Absolutely Do Not Touch Eldmia Egga - Chapter 304

Attention began to be focused just by walking past the guys who hurriedly got up from their seats and ran outside, saying it was a shift, and gradually entered the hall. At the same time, the noisy hall became quiet little by little.

Those who are well-intentioned, those who are a little less vigilant, look back and forth between Asilie and me without fail, and react in a tongue-in-cheek manner. It wasn’t that there weren’t any female adventurers or mercenaries among them, but it seems to be the reason that there weren’t any of them with outstanding appearances comparable to elves.

I don’t know if it’s because of this, but the expressions of the women who had been treated as a kind of queen until just now rapidly rotted away. Hmm, that kind of thing is everywhere.

“Is that Bard or Bechhen?”

There was no reason to be discouraged by the stares around her, but the vigilance she tried to prevent someone from arguing with her seemed meaningless. However, when I approached and talked to Badna, who was eating ordinary meat as if it were straw, the three people who had been eating together steadfastly around her showed an unexpected reaction of raising their ax eyes in an instant, which shocked me.

what? Is it an indication that you want to have your eyes plucked out?

No one rose up, but the surroundings became quiet, as if expecting something to happen. Badna continued to eat in that silence and asked back without even looking at me.

“That one?”

It looks like a laid-back boss you would see in a mafia movie… I wonder if this guy is acting territorial right now or if he’s just full of the original concept.

“An adventurer who came from the capital at the request of the Raviel Adventurer’s Guild. I asked the manager, Ciel, and he said you manage the adventurers’ business?”

At my answer, Badna’s gaze, which had been stuck in the stew bowl this time, slowly turned to me. Rather than being emotional like the other guys, his gaze was as dry as his eating attitude. The guy who had been holding the weight for no reason opened his mouth again while continuing the worst mukbang.

“Badna Bechhen. An adventurer belonging to Raviel’s private guild ‘Folded Gold Coin’.”

Yembyeong You are a friend who makes a dirty and unique self-introduction. Is this really weighing you down? At that moment, the urge to ask why the guild was named Folded Gold Coin arose, but I didn’t like the reaction of the people around me, so I decided to end the conversation quickly.

If I keep watching this guy eat, I feel like I’ll hit him in the back of the head without even realizing it.

“This is Eldmia Ega, an enemy-class adventurer. Now that we’ve talked about trifles, I want you to tell us how to deal with the monsters’ attack.”

The silence continued the same, but the reaction was different. The guys who had just opened their ax eyes looked at me strangely, and Badna looked at me with a dazed expression for a moment before bursting into laughter.

“I guess the name Eldmia Ega is common in the capital.”

“Why? Have you met anyone with the same name?”

“I haven’t met you, but I’ve heard rumors. Recently, I’m very famous with the nickname Guillotine. You would know if you came from the capital, too, right?”

And this time, it was my turn to be dazed by his unexpected question.

In this real fantasy world, rumors and information flow like an asshole. Doesn’t a bastard come out who is deceived by a scammer, but even if you leave the person involved, you can’t recognize that they are the same person. does this make sense?

It’s a day that makes you think a lot. After washing my face for a while and thinking about it, I decided to tell them clearly.

“That’s me.”

“what?”

“That’s me.”

To be honest, Badna didn’t do anything wrong, but seeing that she had been slapped on the cheek by someone who had already been victimized by a con artist before coming here, her expression naturally rotted. It was a situation where I could only express that my mouth was bitter because I didn’t assume the slightest bit about the case of seeing a dog after announcing the name.

Even though there’s a fucking long way to go, it’s too far. Maybe we should keep doing this until cellphones and the like spread to this world?

Unlike me who felt so miserable, the surroundings became a sea of laughter. Unlike the other guys who laughed out loud, maybe this bastard’s original expression was that way, he shook his shoulders and started showing strange giggles, and the guys around him shouted out loud.

“Hahahaha! Have you heard? It’s called the guillotine! The famous guillotine has come to such a shabby place!”

“Have you ever run out of money by slapping a traitor by the neck? No! It must have taken money from the country because of the war! This is a pity!”

“I heard you go with the Gaendal party, but where did they go and did you come alone? Oh, do you come later? I was in a hurry for this! Ehahaha!”

These bastards are fanning the house on fire.

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“This is why damned adventurers can’t be like this. They don’t know how to keep time.”

“Chuckling. So, why do you bring all the kids? Why are you tearing up the staff and having a hard time mixing with the wrong guys?”

Abnam, who had finished his shift with the late workers, hurriedly hurriedly slapped Mekkel in the back of the head, refusing to grumble and said,

“If you guys were promoted to the rank in time, this wouldn’t happen, you bastards!”

Abnam’s 15 subordinates were all subordinates, and this job was definitely a rank request. If it was Englem, I would have been able to talk to them and bring them all back without any problems, but this place was Raviel. At least, he was able to accompany three of his subordinates, including Meckel, under his own name because they belonged to the good side of the government record.

At least, if only two of them had been more worthy. Seeing Abnam click his tongue like that, Meckel retorted as if he had no children.

“Ayyyy. I told you never to pick it, but really.”

It was a very reasonable rebuttal because it was Abnam, the captain, who did not say anything even if the promotion review was neglected on the grounds that it was good to induce vigilance when fighting adventurers.

Abnam, who had been cowardly beaten with a fact, hesitated and then hit Meckel in the back of the head for no reason.

“If you twist it, it’s great!”

“Eight tuot tuup. Dirty and shameful, really!”

The other subordinates laughed ferociously at this. It was purely thanks to Mekkel that Abnam, who had been stiff up until now, regained his composure to some extent, so they only cheered up the atmosphere by adding a moderate chuimsae.

“I’m really hungry because I was nervous earlier. Eldmia must have finished eating, right?”

“It’s been a while since I’ve been in, so wouldn’t it be? There shouldn’t be much to talk about with the manager.”

“That, right? You probably don’t even know each other.”

Abnam, who had no way of knowing that manager Ciel and Eldmia had known each other, accelerated his steps towards the hall thanks to Mekel’s encouragement. Even if I introduced myself anyway, the complacent belief that it would be tomorrow morning instead of this blizzard evening also played a part in speeding up.

As a result, Abnam and his men were able to quickly reach the hall and were surprised by the warmth and loud laughter that greeted them.

“What, what’s going on? It’s been a while since I’ve been in a good mood?”

Normally, it was a dreary fight between the adventurers belonging to the golden coin and other adventurers, which were said to be far away, but it was very rare. Taking off the thick cloak that had protected him from the blizzard so far, he looked around and saw that everyone, including mercenaries and adventurers, was laughing happily.

“Children, I hope something good…”

Abnam muttered as he looked around to see if there was anything that could be a clue. Likewise, Mekkel and his men, who were looking around, noticed Abnam’s reaction belatedly and turned their eyes to where he was looking, and at the same time stiffened.

It wasn’t hard to figure out who the adventurers were pointing at with laughter and sneers.

Because Eldmia was the only adventurer accompanying the elves.

“Does our guillotine have a heavy mouth? Is it because he is a guillotine that he has no mouth? For that matter, he said that he was a guillotine!”

“Me, me, me…!”

What the hell are these crazy bastards up to!?

Unknowingly, Abnam quickly rolled his eyes, swallowing the cry that almost burst out with voice. Cold sweat began to flow like rain again from the body, which had been cold just before. It was an established fact that I would catch a cold the next day if I went on like this, but now that I was in a more important situation than that, I didn’t care at all.

Deciding what he had to do, Abnam moved on. What I needed to see now was not the back of Eldmia’s head, but her expression. Fortunately, Eldmia was not moving, so Abnam was able to achieve his goal quickly.

And while everyone was laughing, I checked Eldmia’s angry face and ran without hesitation.

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck!”

As he frantically ran to the front door of the hall with an urgent movement, which was contrary to the quick steps he had taken to check Eldmia’s face, his men who grasped the situation quickly followed Abnam. In between, others looked at Abnam as if he were crazy, but Abnam didn’t care at all.

Originally, crazy people are like that. They don’t know they’re crazy.

“Hey! The guillotine! I heard that you have something to shout every time you fight? Can you stay still while receiving insults like this? Let’s shout coolly here once again!”

Abnam, who had made it a rule not to deal with madmen ever since he learned a lesson from Ogwen, but involuntarily responded with a scream to a maddening cry that was no different than adding oil to a bonfire.

“You fucking crazy bastards!! Get started!!”

Those who laughed excitedly in the hall at his cry mixed with tears looked at Abnam in surprise. However, rather than paying attention to those gazes, he ran to his death to get even one step further away from the hall. I hadn’t heard of Eldmia using magic, but I had no idea what would happen if a human who single-handedly destroyed a noble mansion went on a rampage.

I didn’t even want to find out by sacrificing myself.

“I am.”

In the hall where such unexpected silence began to flow, Abnam heard a word that he had to wake up to pee when he heard it even in a dream.

“It’s called Eldmia Ega.”

“Aaaaa!!”

Abnam, who had been running with all his strength, threw himself without hesitation toward the exit in front of him. As soon as he fell down because he didn’t pay attention to the proper landing, he rolled on the stairs at the entrance and bumped into his subordinates, making a mess. But what Abnam felt was a sense of relief.

At the same time, screams began to echo from the hall along with the sound of something being smashed.